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Kuzuki:...
Cloud:WHAT?! falls back
Kuzuki: What happened?
Cloud: The author is just nuts I tell you!
Me-Phoenix: Whatever..goes off to find coffee
Chapter One: Never Mess with me!! and the Yuna Twins...
in the center of the universe
Sephiroth(sephy): TAKE IT OFF!!
Kuja: NEVER!
Me: Come on be a sport...
Seymour: what?
Seifer:-noooooooooo
Fred: we run the show here!
Me: whatever!
Sephy: takes out sword
Kuja: happy
Fred: attack mushrooms!!
white mushrooms come and start trying to make everyone play with them
Seymour: madness I tell you...Ayumi..
Me: Yup...I HATE THEM!ATTACK!!
Seymour: oh great...
Me: yup...I LOVE saying that...smiles
Sephy: slashs at white mushrooms but they come back
Fred: ATTACK! my lov-
Me: your in trouble fred!
Fred: that's with a capital F in my name...
Me: whatever...die villan! dives towards him
Fred: dodges it as it hit the wall
Seymour: sits back everyone is going crazy over harmless mushrooms..
Kuja: yup you said it...
Sephy: aren't you guys going to help?
everyone stares at him
All except Sephy: we'll pass...
Sephy: Oo some friends you guys are..
Kuja: besides -Ayumi! picks her up what a silly girl...
Seymour: what she is so...drools
Kuja: Seymour your scaring me! she is only a girl!
white mushrooms leave
Fred: this place is boring!
Kuja: okay then seifer?
Seifer: drunk asleep
Seymour: not good...holding onto Ayumi
smack!!SMACK!!
Me: touch me again plant head and i'll hurt you...
Seymour: rubbing his face
Me: hehehe.
Seifer: wakes up muttering i'll get you SQUALL!
Me: Leon.
Seifer: whatever! goes back to sleep
door rings
Sephy: staring at the new door, which is lime-green
Me: we have a door? goes to it and Ikuro Junior(Jr.) is standing there
Jr.: you own me Ayumi..
Me: it's Sora!(i changed my name...like anyone would ever listen...)
Jr.: whatever...
Me: i changed my -noooooooED!
Seymour: that kid again...sighs as he is knocked out with Cloud's buster sword
Jr.: MWAHAHAAH
Me: you evil little brat...FAYE!
Faye: you will pay! I brought everyone.!
Ed: ED IS HERE ALSO!!
Me: god no...
Sora(the real one): I'm the keyblade master!
Kuzuki: I am! him and Sora fight
Riku: is this the right place?
Me; you made it RikU!
Seifer: is being poked
Yuffie: is that Safe Leon?
Leon..er..Squall: Who cares...I hate him...he's the reason that Rinoa and me broke up...
Seifer: I didn't know she liked me better! I swear!
Leon...er..Squall: DIE!
Ed: great...swings from high table
Kuja: I'm leaving...
Cloud: think so? falls down
Faye: glomps on him
Cloud: why me?
Me: that's enough out!
Sora: dead xx
Kuzuki: i win...
Yuna: I love you Kuzuki! hugs him
Vivian: whatever you wanna be summoner from Tenel
Yuna: terra...TERRA! I live there!
Yuna(from FFX): What?
Vivian: Die Yunas! fights with both
Kuzuki: Strange... sits down
Me: LEAVE!! I -SEY -SMACK!! Touch me again and see what happens
Seymour: i was so close...snaps fingers
everyone girl grasps
Auron: do-falls down as everyone girl in the whole room jumps on him glomps him
Everygirl: WE LOVE you AURON!!
Auron: great...Pushes them off leave with the other guys
Washu: now it's game over!
Kuzuki: hey fellows want a drink?
everyone guy nods and follows Kuzuki away from the girls
only Jr. is left
Jr.: I'll stay here and s-noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fires small pistols at everyone
two hours later
Jr.: Hello?? anyone here?! HELP ME!! That's messed up...man!!
two weeks later
as Yuna(from FF) walks with Tidus
Yuna: I am so-sees other Yuna
Yuna Kitase(YK): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO takes out sword
Tidus: YUNA??
both girls look up
Tidus: Nevermind...stares at Rikku
Rikku: I am confused...cries
Tidus: KIMHARI!!
Kimhari:?? Kamhari is here!! Kamhari saves Yuna..but which one?
Tidus: same thing I was asking...
Yuna K.: YOU WILL DIE TRAMP!!
Yuna: whatever!!
Yuna K.:?
Jr: jumps in from nowhere I will take my revenge!!
everyone ignores him
Jr: cries NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rikku: Kill him-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
a voice from the mountain top
Me: hey that could be a song!! hit it Maester!!
Maester: Fine-
the others push them away
Jr: runs away