Chapter Two
Never say never! I made up new nicknames!! and someone is in my manor thingy...
Ed: dead
Faye: how did Ed die?
Sora: asleep on his feet
Faye: hey that rythmes!! ED IS DEAD! sings a song
Ed is Dead said Fred!! every window breaks in every universe
Ed: Ed isn't dead!!
Fred; you can't use my name anymore!!
Faye: why?
Fred: It's copyrighted!! takes out legal papers
Faye: it's just a fricking name!!
Fred: but it's mine!
Faye: wait-FRED?!
Fred: got to go!! leaves
Director: GO ON!!
Faye: kay...
two hours later(I love the number two-no eight!!)
Yuna:...
Yuna K: your fault...
Yuna: Kimahri!!
Yuna K: it's Kimhari...since last chapter!!
Kuzuki: TOO MANY YUNAS!! runs into the wall
Yuna: rolls out tongue whatever...
our first gang meets out with us
Director: that didn't seem right...oh well...plays up film again
Yuna K: FAYE!! ED!!
Faye: Hey I got an idea!!
Yuna: what? picks up what's left of Ed's mutaned(did I spell that right? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!) butterknife
Ed: ED'S!! jumps for it
Kimahri: they spelled my name wrong! cries
he shifts the whole worlds into chaos
Faye: let's go to Guadosalam!!
Ed: why?!
Faye: I said so!!
Ed: this is going nowhere!
Seymour: this is our story!!
Sephiroth: YUP!
Seymour: yes...
Ed:...
Faye: So? We are stealing this story!
Seymour: never!
Ed: Pointy tree freak!!
Seymour: cries
everyone laughs excepts for Seymour
All:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Faye: jumps onto Silver dragon that appeared from nowhere
Ed: ed coming!! does a flip and lands on Faye's head
Faye: oh...
The song Kung Fu fighting comes on
everyone dances to it
Seymour: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOblinks eyes See my No is longer then everyone put together.
Ed: Ed has nicknames!!
Faye: I like Faye Faye...even though it's annoying.
Ed: not that! for our new friends!
everyone stares
Seymour: Me? It's Seymour-or Lord Seymour Guado, high priest of Macalania Temple and Mae-
Ed: TOO LONG!!
Faye: asleep
Ed: hits Faye How about? TALL POINTY TREE FREAK AND-looks at sephiroth eyes nearly burn off How about God of Death?
Sephiroth: smiles
Seymour: I get that? and He gets that better name?! I'll kill you all!! summons Anima
she doesn't come
Yuna: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
All except Yuna: HUH?!
Seymour: is my Sweet-
Tidus Jumps in
Tidus: She's my girl!!
Yuna: dreamy face on I love you-
Faye: pushes Yuna out of the way Anyway...I have this plan before Ed and Seymour cutted in...
Yuna K: Any-Call me Rena!
Faye: KAY RENA!
Rena:...
Yuna: what-gets up is actually is helped up by Tidus
Seymour: whatever
Sephiroth: What happened to Seymour's Aeon?
everyone stares
Director: what is up with the staring?!
N: Dunno..eating sandwich still
Director: why can't you stop eating?!
N: Dunno...
plays up again
The song Kung Fu Fighting
in Guadosalam, in a few days
Faye, Ed, Rena and Kuja are walking to Seymour's house
Faye: ...WOW!! goes inside Seymour's house
Tromell: HUH?! Who are you?!
Faye: we are Seymour's children..
Kuja: Yup...
Rena: Come on Gramps!!
Tromell: WHAT? Really?!
All except Tromell: Yup...
Tromell: I am so sorry!! runs back in Closes door
Kuja: Nice place...what's up with the old guys on the walls?
Ed: ED color!!takes out a box of colors goes to Jyscal's picture colors him Blue
Tromell: NO, don't do that! that's your grandfather!!
Ed: It is? Oopse...slides away
Kuja: Dad sure has a nice place...
Faye: I miss him!
Rena: Me 2! Tromell...
Tromell: Yes miss..?
Rena: RENA! tells him everyone names
Tromell: Lady Rena, what do you want?
Rena: how about the world?!
everyone stares
Kuja: you can't!
Ed: ED CAN!
Faye: No! takes out pictures of Cloud and lines the walls with them My hunnie bunnie!! dreamy eyes like Yuna before
Ed: What?
Tromell: BED TIME!
Rena: what the hell?!
Kuja: Don't cuss Rena...you would of brought grandfather on his knees...fakes a cry I MISS MY DADDY!!
Tromell: Don't cry...hands Kuja a tissue So sad...wanna go to the farplane?
everyone cheers
All except for Tromell: YUP!!
everyone runs to the farplane
Rena: NICE!
Yuna: Yup...
Tromell: lady Yuna! bows
Ed: not for una es Spoona!!
Faye: Una es Spoona!! everyone sings a song sings loud
Well!! My name was Yuna but it got changed by a brat on a sudden field of fiends...
Sings out of tune
everyone covers their ears except for Faye
Yuna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Auron appears
a giant swords slashes through the wall of the farplane
Faye: can that happen?
Tromell: Dunno...
Ed:...takes out Cloud's buster sword MWAHAHHHHHaaaaa packet of sugar falls out
Faye: everyone run for the hills!
everyone runs
Seymour: what are these strange people are doing in my house?
Tromell: Oh Lord Seymour..thank Yevon that your children...
Yuri: Why did I have to shut up??
Faye: cause I said! duct tapes Yuri's mouth close
white mushrooms come in
Seymour: I have no children!
Kuja: DADDY!! jumps on him and hugs him and is still a crossdresser
Seymour: AH! Kuja get off of me! You don't have a father!
Kuja: but you are my daddy!
Faye: cut it out Kuja...we are not related to the tall pointy tree freak!
Tromell:...
Ed: YUP! runs up the stairs over and over again
Faye: are we entering the Farplane or not?
Auron: I have a very big sword!
Seymour:...GET OUT!!
Auron: -
Ed: Ed has bigger!!swings Cloud's
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Author Note: I did it for the safety of my peers...no one got hurt...badly...really!! everyone leave the building!!
author runs away