Chapter Three
Shave me and-Ed's really long sword!! and many insane ideas...brought to you by Faye and Fred of the White Mushrooms
And Jr's revenge! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA clears throat
Faye: wow that's a long title...
Ed: Ed made it up by herself! put paintbrush down takes out butterknife
Seymour: get him off of me!! You Gay crossdresser!!
Kuja: daddy, i didn't know you cared! bats eyes
everyone stares
Rena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
film cut
Director: I am sick of everyone yelling no! Doesn't anyone got more to say? What do you think N? N?!
N: head pops out What? eating sandwich Crucky...
Director: N?
N: Dunno...goes back to eating sandwich
Director: that's not a word!
N: is now! takes out Daniel Webster Make it in the dictonary!! points a gun at his head
Director: N!!
N: Shut up!! shoot himself dies becomes a unsent MWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Daniel Webster starts up the play-or story thingie up again
Faye: FARPLANE!!
Tromell: We were just there...what more do you want?
Kuja: cries N-it edited to be Monkey Poop MONKEY POOP!!
Seymour: Okay...hugs Kuja evil glint in his eye throws him over the farplane Laughs evilly
Rena: Seymour...?
Faye: What about his Aeon?
Seymour: Aeon? What Aeon? evil smirk
kuja raises up on silver dragon
Kuja: Thought you would get rid of me don't you Seymour?! HA!
Sephiroth: slashes through silver dragon
silver dragon is actually a balloon
Kuja: CRAP!! flies away with the balloon
Sephiroth(Sephy): leaves
Auron: is asleep outside
everyone except for Kuja and Seymour Backs away
Faye: I am leaving!! grabs Ed's giant butterknife
Ed: cries and Hits Faye on head
Seymour: I am so gla-stares at Faye
Faye: YOU POINTY TREE FREAK!! NEVER!! Does a Kung-Fu Fighting Phrase screams really loud Wahy!!
Ed: That's Ed's!! a scene plays up and Ed dreams of dancing with his butterknife in an open field
scene stops
two years later
kind of,...not really! I was kidding!
Jr: I will get my revenge!! laughs like a madman
Fred: HEY FAYE!!
Faye: what? takes out giant ravor(Did I spell that right? NO!!-I mean Monkey Poop)
Yuna: NO-MONKEY POOP!!
Ed: Stay still!!
Jr: what about me? gets hit in the face
SHAVE ME!!
Jr: cocks gun I shall kill!!
Ed: wraps Yuna around with duct tape around chair shaves her hair
Auron: jumps to save her but gets a buzzcut
Faye: EVILNESS!!
Yuna: cries
Fred: Sorry got to kill you all!
Faye: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO everything ends
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