Chapter Four
Seymour! SEYMOUR!! I want to steal your necklace! By none other then Edward Wong or Ed for short...Because Ed likes longs titles like this. And Faye's Monkies!! Arrival of The crosserdresser-wait didn't he already appear? Yes! and also..Finishing of Jr's revenge... nooooooooooooooooooooo-Monkey poop and Squaresoft's take over of FF!!
Seymour: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gets hit by Director Monkey poop!!
Kuja: Daddy, let's take a shower together...
Seymour: hides in his room
Faye: now that's just sick man...
Seymour: yells from door How did he get out of the farplane?!
everyone points to Dumb Tidus
Tidus: i didn't d-Oh Kuja get your clothes on please!! eyes burn
Faye: Guadosalam sucks!!
Rena: It does after Kuja runs naked through the town...
everyone turns their eyes
Ed: LONG TITLE!!
Faye: Makes no sense as always...
Ed: Nope-N!!
N: What? I am-Eating sandwiches
Faye: Can I talk to Daniel Webster??
N: NEVER! HE IS MINE!!
Seymour: Tromell! through door still Kill him!! opens door alittle points to Kuja
Tromell: Yes sir...Kuja-Chan- this way! evil grin (Wait Tromell is evil now?) (Damn you..)
Faye: DIRECTOR!!
Director:...drags N away Sorry for that...blushes
Seymour: Tromell!!
Ed: enough with the yelling!! takes out Cloud's buster sword Feel my wrath!
monkies come in
Faye: Go monkies!!
the song Kung Fu Fighting Plays up again as the monkies do Karate phrases
Ed: the horror cries and tears out her hair
song ends as Maester Kinoc comes out
Faye: cocks gun fires at him
Kinoc: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Faye: stops He can say that? And we have to say Monkey Poop instead of No?
Director: sniffs hundred of bills in hands What?
Faye: Nevermind...I should try bribing the Director...
Seymour: KILL Him before I DO!
Ed: what happened?
Yuri: The...damn writer!! KUJA!! NO-VIVI!!
Vivi: looks up What? stops writing
Yuri: STOP!! rolls duct tape all over him
Rena: summons Anima
anima comes this time
Seymour: Why didn't my mommy come for me?! cries
Vivi:...My bad..Throws down typewriter runs away
Yuri: Hey you can't!
Vivi:oh yeah..remembers that he is trapped
Jr: Kill Kinoc!!
Kinoc:You can't-
Anima Kills him
Yuna: I am Bald!! jumps around waving her arms
Ed: No.Una Es Spoona!
Seymour:My necklace is gone!
Tromell: Kuja! hit him
Ed: hides Seymour's necklace under her pants
Seymour: sees Ed hiding it Give it back! dives at him forgetting Kuja is still naked
Me: sad...
Faye: Ayumi!! Damn you Vivi!
Me: Sora
Faye: whatever...
Daniel Webster: You can't trap me for long!! hits Ed's Buster sword
Ed: I killed him...awesome...wait wrong guy...
Kinoc: becomes unsent
Yuna: still recovering sends Kinoc
Seymour: Not me Leaves
Anima leaves Anima comes back again
Yuri: I can talk again...
Jr: Everyone forgets me...sniffs
in Squaresoft
the evil Yoshinori Kitase (Producer of FFX) decides to make a new character with the help of Tetsuya Nomura(character designer)
Evil Yoshinori Kitase(EYK): How about we...evil grin
Evil Tetsuya Nomura(ETN): Yes..let's...MNWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EYK: that's enough...slaps ETN Shut up.Listen to me! I will rule and make evil FF Character feel my wrath!!
laughs into the known universe
back to everyone else
Seymour:...Screams when he sees himself fading What?
Faye: Th-Squaresoft!
Ed: Let's...eat some chicken!
Monkies leave
Fred:...Not me...screams
Kuja: is drawn with clothes on NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hands Director fifty bucks
Director: kay...
Tromell: HIDE!!
Jr:...fires at everyone
Ed: runs into hiding
evil typewriter is still going
Ed:...comes back
Yuri: Why can't I talk? hands Director two hundred dollars
Yuna: I AM STILL BALD! dismisses Anima
Ed: we must...
Seymour disappers
Jr: we must stop them!!
Faye: yes...
Ed: ...Kay...
Me: I am not..gets dragged by Faye, Yuri, Rena, Ed, Jr,Fred,and Vivi
Author: .is gagged and dropped into lake
Director: nice..join us next time...
N: yup eating sandwich still
EnD!!
Yuri: Let's kick some Squaresoft butt!! stares How did Vivi get loose?
Vivi: My magical mystical duct tape remover!!
Yuri: enough said...
Tromell: WHat about me?
Faye: Go away Seymour's man slave!! hits him
Ed: DADDY!! eats a ton of chocolate that is found in her shirt pocket
Kuja: Why aren't they messing with me?
Ed: maybe because they are afraid of you...
Kuja: that makes sense...
Fred:...Why Do?
All except for Seymour, Tromell, Kinoc, and Daniel Webster: You're from Kingdom hearts!!
Fred: small voice I knew that...
Auron: wakes up
Dumb Tidus: What Did I do? cries and sucks thumb
everyone leaves him
Jr:what now?
Faye: kick some Squaresoft ass!!
Ed: Ed got Seymour's necklace!!
Yuri: good job...
Rena; Finally..I had to get rid of Yuna...She was bugging me...
Faye: she would...being the daugter of High Summoner Braska
everyone does the Yevon bow
then the world stops as they enter Midgar
In Shinra HeadQuarters
Rufus: Damn Squaresoft for messing up everything...bites the end of a pencil
fat guy that laughs like santa Clause(FG): Rufus!
Rufus: what?
door opens
Ed is leading the way
Rufus: stares What now? FAYE!
Faye: we need supplies now!! It's-
Rufus: I know...Sephiroth was redrawn into a girl...bring out Sephiroth
Sephiroth(Sephy):now a girl What did they do to me??
everyone points to a giant sign that says Squaresoft
Sephy: Oh...
Rena: anyway..can you hook us up?
Rufus: I see...hands everyone weapons
everyone leaves
Rufus: good luck!! shuts door