Me-Phoenix:NOOOOOOOOOOO *hugs computer screen*
Kuzuki: Please don't......
Me-Phoenix: Shut up!
Kuzuki: man your messed up.....
Chapter
Square and Enix join forces and try to stop our group from killing off the evil mutant ninja neon green bunnies. And Ed still have Seymour's necklace, and Mog's Moggle flute thingie!!!! and Jr still WANTS HIS REVENGE!!! (In caplocks!!) and tonberries attack!
Faye:....
Me: why did you drag me along?!!!!
Ed: dunno......
Mog: I am hungry....
Vivi: SHUT UP!
Yuri: I wasn't doing anything!
Vivi: Liar!
Faye: shut up!
Jr.: I still want my revenge!
Faye: shut up about that....! *hits Jr with a ten inch pole*
*where she got it, the world may never know*
Me;......
Faye: Why does that keep happening?!!!!
Vivi: Who knows...
Rena: darn things........
Jr: Where is Squaresoft anyway?
*everyone realizes that they are wandering in the desert for some time now*
Fred: man I should call on my slaves..
*white mushrooms popped out from behind Fred*
White Mushrooms 1(WM): What? You ever said we were your slaves!!!!
WM2: Yeah Leader Fred...dup!
Faye: specialness....
Ed: Not a word!!! mwahahahahahahahahahahaha
*a gaint sandstorm blows over everyone*
Rena: just our luck...
Ed: yup...*eating banana...
Yuri: *still has Vivi tied up*
Me: I wanna go home!!!!!!
Everyone except Ayumi(Me: Sora!!!!)or whatever: WE HAVE TO DEFEAT SQUARSOFT!!!
*a t.v pops out and the storm goes away*
Ed: what is this?
T.v Man: This just in the..game thingies Squarsoft-I mean Squaresoft and Enix are forming Square Enix
*everyone screams*
Faye: damn them.....bringing in those bastards.......
Ed: no cussing! *puts to the fic*
Faye: yeah yeah but it was needed.
Yuri: I am so glad I got connections...
Vivi: yeah to-*gets whacked by the duct tape*
*T.v Leaves them*
Rena: is that thing-Hey we can stop at Limublum...
Yuri: you baka that's not how to say it........
Faye: we know what she means.....
Ed: *put s a Qu mask on*
*scares everyone*
Vivi: put that away!!!!!
Fred:...............special..anyway here i go....
*mutant ninja neon green bunnies pop out*
Director: why does everything have to pop out at everyone?Can't we change that-N!
N: *still eating sandwich* Dunno...with that evil typewriter still going.....
Director: yeah your right old buddy....
Jr.: We're screwed.....
*Mutant Ninja Neon Green Bunnies (MNNGB) Attack them and strapped everyone to a chair making them watch Freddie Prince Jr's movies*
Faye: the horror! the horror!!!!!!!!
Ed: *covers eyes*
*everyone stays this way for 15 hours straight*
Fred: i can't take it anymore!!!! *kills the MNNGB with his hidden flamethrower*
Rena: why didn't you tell us that you had one of those hidden?
Yuri: My tape loves Vivi
Vivi: get over it Yuri.....
Faye: we have to save! *takes out Moogle flute*
*the player presses the Square button and Mutoe(whateve his name is) comes running to everyone*
Mutoe: Okay you wanna save, use a tent, mognet?
Faye: we'll save!
*the game saves and Mutoe leaves*
Rena: I didn't know we were capbale-I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!! *cries*
Ed: don't crey!!!!!!
Yuri: that's not a word....
Mog: It is now...since Ed is taking over Daniel Webster's job
Vivi: I love tape-NOT!!!
Me: Why me?????? this is plain stupidity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone looks at her*
Faye: what do you know?
Vivi: i can't control it!!!
Yuri: what?
Vivi: that damn evil typewriter....it's got *damatic music plays* a mind of it's own *thunder sounds in the background*
Mog: we are no closer then before....we're lost aren't we??!!!!
*no one says anything*
Faye: maybe not....*sees Quale* Shit run for the hills everyone!!!
*everyone runs from Quale*
Ed: and if-nooooooooooooo Butterknife!!!!!
Rena: I see a tonberry!!!
Tonberry:*moves slowly*
*3 hours goes by and everyone is still waiting on the tonberry*
Faye: will you hurry up??!!!!
Tonberry: *raises up chef's knife and slashes Faye*Dionk!!!
Faye: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies*
Yuri: *gives her a phoenix down*
Faye: thanks....
Fred: no one ever revives me when I die! it's not fair!!!!! *cries* *cries harder and drown tonberry*
Rena: mushrooms can cry?
Ed: fraid so!
Vivi: a sick and twisted end for us all....
Ed: On the bright side I still have Seymour's necklace!!! *grins*
Faye:.............kay.
*Quale catches up*
*everyone summons Silver dragon*
*everyone jumps on silver dragon and takes off for....yeah where Regent Cid rules....*
Faye: *presses the square button on her controller*
Mutoe: Save?
Faye: yes!
*game is saved*
*Mutoe leaves*
Rena; how did you get a controller? When was this a game all of a sudden?!
Vivi: that's a good question.......
Faye: well you see...i don't know! it just sort of came at me....
Ed: it's SquareEnix trying to ruin us...
Yuri: curse them....
Kuja: yeah drawing me with clothes...
*everyone stares at the floor*
Faye: how did you get here?
Kuja: I was with you guys...
Yuri: really?
Director: I can prove what Kuja's saying is true!
Vivi: wait aren't I free?
Yuri: your not anymore!
Director: Maybe I can't.......
All except Director and N: SHUT UP THEN!
Faye: this can't be any good...da-I mean darn it....
Kuja: but I am helping you guys!!!!
Faye: fine...
*everyone slowly heads into Alexandria*
Dagger: Who are you?!
MNNGB 1: HAHAHAh you will surrender your kingdom to SquareEnix!!! and vow total all-*coughs*
MNNGB 2: Let me take off where 1 left off...what was he saying? Oh..and if you don't we'll rewrite your precious kingdom!! into...The Disco Era!!
Dagger:*begging* Anything but that! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane: Calm down-oh great help just arrived..
Faye: what can we do?
Ed: Ed likes shiny stuff...*steals Dagger's necklace when not looking**hides it with Seymour's necklace*
Jr.: Everyone hates me?
Rena: yeah if you just shut it!!!!!!
Dagger: stay with me!
Director: damn that's enough for this chapter...
N: *still eating sandwich* Dunno..
Director: *sweatdrop*
Kuzuki: Please don't......
Me-Phoenix: Shut up!
Kuzuki: man your messed up.....
Chapter
Square and Enix join forces and try to stop our group from killing off the evil mutant ninja neon green bunnies. And Ed still have Seymour's necklace, and Mog's Moggle flute thingie!!!! and Jr still WANTS HIS REVENGE!!! (In caplocks!!) and tonberries attack!
Faye:....
Me: why did you drag me along?!!!!
Ed: dunno......
Mog: I am hungry....
Vivi: SHUT UP!
Yuri: I wasn't doing anything!
Vivi: Liar!
Faye: shut up!
Jr.: I still want my revenge!
Faye: shut up about that....! *hits Jr with a ten inch pole*
*where she got it, the world may never know*
Me;......
Faye: Why does that keep happening?!!!!
Vivi: Who knows...
Rena: darn things........
Jr: Where is Squaresoft anyway?
*everyone realizes that they are wandering in the desert for some time now*
Fred: man I should call on my slaves..
*white mushrooms popped out from behind Fred*
White Mushrooms 1(WM): What? You ever said we were your slaves!!!!
WM2: Yeah Leader Fred...dup!
Faye: specialness....
Ed: Not a word!!! mwahahahahahahahahahahaha
*a gaint sandstorm blows over everyone*
Rena: just our luck...
Ed: yup...*eating banana...
Yuri: *still has Vivi tied up*
Me: I wanna go home!!!!!!
Everyone except Ayumi(Me: Sora!!!!)or whatever: WE HAVE TO DEFEAT SQUARSOFT!!!
*a t.v pops out and the storm goes away*
Ed: what is this?
T.v Man: This just in the..game thingies Squarsoft-I mean Squaresoft and Enix are forming Square Enix
*everyone screams*
Faye: damn them.....bringing in those bastards.......
Ed: no cussing! *puts to the fic*
Faye: yeah yeah but it was needed.
Yuri: I am so glad I got connections...
Vivi: yeah to-*gets whacked by the duct tape*
*T.v Leaves them*
Rena: is that thing-Hey we can stop at Limublum...
Yuri: you baka that's not how to say it........
Faye: we know what she means.....
Ed: *put s a Qu mask on*
*scares everyone*
Vivi: put that away!!!!!
Fred:...............special..anyway here i go....
*mutant ninja neon green bunnies pop out*
Director: why does everything have to pop out at everyone?Can't we change that-N!
N: *still eating sandwich* Dunno...with that evil typewriter still going.....
Director: yeah your right old buddy....
Jr.: We're screwed.....
*Mutant Ninja Neon Green Bunnies (MNNGB) Attack them and strapped everyone to a chair making them watch Freddie Prince Jr's movies*
Faye: the horror! the horror!!!!!!!!
Ed: *covers eyes*
*everyone stays this way for 15 hours straight*
Fred: i can't take it anymore!!!! *kills the MNNGB with his hidden flamethrower*
Rena: why didn't you tell us that you had one of those hidden?
Yuri: My tape loves Vivi
Vivi: get over it Yuri.....
Faye: we have to save! *takes out Moogle flute*
*the player presses the Square button and Mutoe(whateve his name is) comes running to everyone*
Mutoe: Okay you wanna save, use a tent, mognet?
Faye: we'll save!
*the game saves and Mutoe leaves*
Rena: I didn't know we were capbale-I AM SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!! *cries*
Ed: don't crey!!!!!!
Yuri: that's not a word....
Mog: It is now...since Ed is taking over Daniel Webster's job
Vivi: I love tape-NOT!!!
Me: Why me?????? this is plain stupidity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone looks at her*
Faye: what do you know?
Vivi: i can't control it!!!
Yuri: what?
Vivi: that damn evil typewriter....it's got *damatic music plays* a mind of it's own *thunder sounds in the background*
Mog: we are no closer then before....we're lost aren't we??!!!!
*no one says anything*
Faye: maybe not....*sees Quale* Shit run for the hills everyone!!!
*everyone runs from Quale*
Ed: and if-nooooooooooooo Butterknife!!!!!
Rena: I see a tonberry!!!
Tonberry:*moves slowly*
*3 hours goes by and everyone is still waiting on the tonberry*
Faye: will you hurry up??!!!!
Tonberry: *raises up chef's knife and slashes Faye*Dionk!!!
Faye: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies*
Yuri: *gives her a phoenix down*
Faye: thanks....
Fred: no one ever revives me when I die! it's not fair!!!!! *cries* *cries harder and drown tonberry*
Rena: mushrooms can cry?
Ed: fraid so!
Vivi: a sick and twisted end for us all....
Ed: On the bright side I still have Seymour's necklace!!! *grins*
Faye:.............kay.
*Quale catches up*
*everyone summons Silver dragon*
*everyone jumps on silver dragon and takes off for....yeah where Regent Cid rules....*
Faye: *presses the square button on her controller*
Mutoe: Save?
Faye: yes!
*game is saved*
*Mutoe leaves*
Rena; how did you get a controller? When was this a game all of a sudden?!
Vivi: that's a good question.......
Faye: well you see...i don't know! it just sort of came at me....
Ed: it's SquareEnix trying to ruin us...
Yuri: curse them....
Kuja: yeah drawing me with clothes...
*everyone stares at the floor*
Faye: how did you get here?
Kuja: I was with you guys...
Yuri: really?
Director: I can prove what Kuja's saying is true!
Vivi: wait aren't I free?
Yuri: your not anymore!
Director: Maybe I can't.......
All except Director and N: SHUT UP THEN!
Faye: this can't be any good...da-I mean darn it....
Kuja: but I am helping you guys!!!!
Faye: fine...
*everyone slowly heads into Alexandria*
Dagger: Who are you?!
MNNGB 1: HAHAHAh you will surrender your kingdom to SquareEnix!!! and vow total all-*coughs*
MNNGB 2: Let me take off where 1 left off...what was he saying? Oh..and if you don't we'll rewrite your precious kingdom!! into...The Disco Era!!
Dagger:*begging* Anything but that! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zidane: Calm down-oh great help just arrived..
Faye: what can we do?
Ed: Ed likes shiny stuff...*steals Dagger's necklace when not looking**hides it with Seymour's necklace*
Jr.: Everyone hates me?
Rena: yeah if you just shut it!!!!!!
Dagger: stay with me!
Director: damn that's enough for this chapter...
N: *still eating sandwich* Dunno..
Director: *sweatdrop*