Me-Phoenix: I am....scaryness!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blackmage No 3: KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kuzuki: what?????????
Me-Phoenix: baka!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's Kuja's....I mean SquareEnix trying to ruin us run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 6
Me like Aeon type-thingies and The black Mages from hell and turning a funky groove....baby
Zidane: We're screwed...
Kuja: not with me! walks slowly and trips on feet and falls on face
Rena: what do you think?
Faye: we can do something...I think?
Ed: looking at Dagger's necklace
Dagger: give that back. Please?
Ed: kay....
Jr: why does this happen???????????????????????????????????????
Faye: enough with the question marks already!!! We get the picture!!! sweatdrops
Fred: what now?
Zidane: can't you see????????
Faye: hits Zidane in the head
Zidane: ooohohohooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! touches Faye's, Rena's butt gets whacked back
Dagger: hahah that's what YOU GET...
Faye: Wha???
Ed: squareEnix.....shit hey I thought we went to where Regent Cid ruled?
Faye: we did..
flashback
Rena: wow…
Cid: help me..
end of flashback
Fred: that was a fast visit…
Ed: me know..
Kuja: why me????
Zidane: your not the one is trouble or anything…remember Dagger-I mean Garnet???
Dagger: yeah the NMNNGB are threatening to ruin my country and turn into..grasps Disco Era!!
everyone screams
Vivi: the horror we had to endure doing the Seventies. the horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faye: yeah
Rena: ……………..
Fred: I loved gets hit by the director
Director: it wasn't me……smiles innocently points finger at N
N: Dunno...eats a taco now
everyone gasps again
Faye: that's amazing…okay whatever..pushes back Director and N
Rena: What do you say Ayumi?
Me: Sora
All expect Me: WHATEVER!!!!!
Dagger: okay help!!
Faye: we're doing the best as we can….grumbles about Dagger being a spoiled brat and know it all
Dagger: what???
Rena: shut it…..we'll hand it..
Kuja: Me-
Ed: Not!-
Fred: you!!!!!
black mages are down below planning a attack on Dagger's kingdom in the evil forest
Black Mage No.23 and a half(BM 1/2): hahah they won't know what hit them!
BM 3/4: What your only half?
BM 1/2: what?? I thought we were helping Kuja take over-wrong person...isn't it-?
both tremble
BM 3/4: don't say their names....oh well...wait...isn't the evil forest...like ummm....AHAHAHAHAHAHA
the whole forest goes after them
they both run and fall on their faces
BM 1/2: we are doomed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
saved by someone in a dark cloak
BM 3/4: SEYMOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
BM 1/2: Nope!!!!!! I think? stares
Dark cloaked stranger: ?? I'm-ulls off Cloak Seymour!!!!!!!!!
BM 3/4: were screwed!!!
BM 1/2: yup...
the forest dies
Seymour:.......................I'm looking for Ayumi!!!
Me: pops out
Me: Sora...goes away
Seymour: Ayumi? oh..Sora.....whatever!!!!!!!
BM 3/4:..................................................................................................
BM 1/2: I'm leaving....
Meanwhile back in Dagger's home and kingdom
NMNNGB 1: too late! pops out with ray guns
everyone stares
Director: is it..or does everyone keep staring?
N: not done with his taco dunnno.....
Director: Not a word!!
N: pulls up N's Dictonary
Director: okay i get no where with you..........
NMNNGB 2: you can't win! ray gun goes on and everything turns into The Disco Era
Dagger: NOOOOOOOOO gets a fro and a funky outfit
Faye: it's not all that bad........except for the sun turning into a giant disco ball....stares
Kuja: Adjusting silver fro I dig you baby
Zidane: oh please...tries to get off Fro but it's stuck damn them!!!!!!!!!
Ed: uneffected huh?
Jr.: is effected damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hits kuja for being an idoit and for that last couple of chapters for thinking Seymour was his daddy
Me: I'm fine..maybe because i had reflect on?
everyone gives her death glances
Dagger:.................
Rena:.........?? touches her hair EVILNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Faye: we got bigger problems......points to the evil forest's vines climbing up to Dagger's kingdom that starts with A
Jr.:I thought? SEYMOUR????
Kuja: DADDY!!!!!!! JK!!!!!
BM 1/2: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!
BM 3/4: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seymour:..AYUMI!!!!!!!!
Me: sora!!!! IT'S SORA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dagger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Director: hey i thought I cut it off?
N: Dunno......
Ed: summons Silver dragon
everyone except the people of A(dagger's kingdom) is saved for the Evil Forest's vines
Director: we'll take it-
N: MY TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! becomes a giant machina robot, 20 stories high
the Forest's Vines run away in Terror as they get rip into shreds
everyone stares
N : goes back to his normal form
N: I'm happy now......
Seymour:..........Sora?
Me:.......screwed!!!!!!!!!!
Faye:..i give up..............let's go to Quale's Marsh!!!!!!!!!
everyone cheers