Me-Phoenix: Not another thing!

Kuzuki: chapter man!!!! Chapter!!

Me-Phoenix: whatever!!!

Chapter 7

I'm going to marry his hair-don't write that crap!!!! Anyhow, never dare mix Lord of the Rings and FF together-madness!!!!!!

In a scary shrink's room

Frodo: I thought maybe-

Shrink guy: yeah yeah short guy....

Frodo: aren't you listening????

Shrink guy: yeah!!!

Frodo: whatever...

in thousand miles away

Faye: I still think my fro is fading away..

Kuja: how can you tell?

Faye: points to it

Kuja: oh.....

silver dragon flies them over The Shire

Ed: this -going crazy

Yuri: this doesn't look right to me.......

Vivi: still struggling in the duct tape I'm pissed cuz I wasn't in the chapter 6!!

Yuri: not my fault.....Seymour took your place!!!! NAHAHAHAHAHA

everyone stares

Yuri: not my fault....

Fred: neither was...so stop complaining!!!!!!!!!!

Rena: OH MY GOD!!! PARTY!!!!

everyone jumps off the silver dragon

Dagger: Party? Yup!! I almost forgot it's my birthday!!!

Zidane: touching fro yup....and mine also...

all the music stop and all hobbits stare at them

Frodo: HUH?

Ed; Ed says Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kuja: make way!!!! pushes hobbits out of the way

Dagger; what about my kingdom?????!!!!!

everyone does a triple stare

Director: is that something new?

N:.............?

Director: I forgot you don't know nothing either.....whatever! Wait-it's the work of that stupid typewriter right?

N: not me....still typing...sir...

Director: whatever......

back to everyone

Jr.: FREE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bilbo: Who are you?

Dagger: I'm Princess Garnet til Alexandros the 17 or Dagger..

Zidane: me Zidane!!

Ed: Ed!!

Faye: faye.....in capital letters!!!!! screams

Kuja: the most wonderful-

Yuri: that's Kuja, he's an idoit, who loves himself....can't see why.....trails off

tells everyone their names

Frodo: what are you doing here?

they give him a double stare

Faye: to stop the Evil Square Enix!!!!!!

Ed: that too!!!!!!

Bilbo:................?Oo

Vivi: don't give me that look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuri: hits Vivi with huge boulder that appeared out of nowhere and still this pointless story has to go on!!!

Rena: yeah..really....I'm sick of it....

Fred; the NMNNGB are planning an assault led by Seymour!!!

everyone keeps staring

Director: that's it!!! Enough with the staring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hits everyone

N: Sutjghlhi

Director: what the hell? That isn't a word......

N: points to word in the dictionary Under Sutjghlhi

Director: It means someone that holds a Narrator under pressure? What the hell does that mean??????

N: like it says..

Director: you just fucked up the English Langu-fine with me!! gets hits

Dagger: excuse me!!! But this is about us not you!!!

in the background the evil typewriter is still going

everyone screams as a giant tomato falls

Faye: did they spell that right?

Ed; Dunno...Who cares???

the giant Tomato rolls down the Misty Mountains and it turns out to be a Bowling ball!!!(BB)

BB: I'm here to roll on you!!!

Bilbo: dies

Frodo: WMAHAHAHAHAHA Now I can-

everyone stares at him

Frodo: fingers ring

Faye: didn't sound right!!

Rena: nope....but that's something Kuja might do....

Kuja: SHUT IT!!!!!! You don't know what i do-

everyone gets nosey

Kuja: backs away I shouldn't have said anything......

Vivi: yupness!!!beats the crap out of Frodo for the ring and goes on silver dragon and destroys the ring

Fred: that was fast man....I bet-

Faye: on our way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pippin:...? CAN I COME???

Ed: ED's new friend!!! fakes a tear

Faye: whatever...

Pippin: YEAH!! LET"S KICK SOME ass!!!!!

all hobbits gasped

Pippin: Stupid-

Yuri: enough!!!

Vivi: I get all the ladies-just kidding!

Zidane: that's my line!!!!!!!!!!!! hits him

Me.shakes head

Faye: singing loudly

Una es Spoona repeats that for ten more seconds Well!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My name was Yuna but it got changed by a brat on a sudden field of fiends...then i......man..damn....er......thinks for a moment The road-

N: holds out dictionary

Director: that again......shakes head

Frodo: what happened to Sam?

fifty miles away, Sam is about to be thrown into a volcano by natives

Ed: Laughs

Rena: I'M SICK OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! reaches over and hits N for being an idiot

Me: I'll just stay out of this..

Jr.: blow nose THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N: what did I do? drops taco

roaches come out and eat it all

they leave without anything left behind

Director: if I have allergies...or whatever...I'll make everyone suffer!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BB: What about me? I'm supposed to roll on everyone!!!

Faye: go away!!! BB!!!

A tonberry comes again

Pippin: What the hell?????

Ed: something stupid takes out huge chef's knife

Pippin: had no idea what Ed just said there

Ed: KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faye: cut that out..get it cut it out?

everyone looks at her like she's crazy(A/N: she is...)

BB: I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone leaves

Me: And now A Ed and Faye moment......

scene starts

Faye:...............................................

sees Godzilla

Ed:...?

Godzilla: WHAT? ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faye: what? Oo..........

Ed: don't ask me.........................

Godzilla: RUN! Damn it!!

everyone stares at Godzilla

Faye: should we or not?

Ed: dunno....................

Godzilla.:.............................................runs away in terror

everyone still stares

Faye: that was just special...

Ed:.........??

end of the moment

Me: back to our-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO runs away hits a wall

everyone returns back to Faye's house

only for soda and food since they ate all of the party's food

Me: pigs!!!!!!! pushes Jr. off the couch

Jr.: WHAT THE????????

Seymour and Kuja jump in through the window

Seymour: Did we miss anything? turns t.v. on to watch playboy

Kuja: changes it to the cooking network

everyone looks at him

Pippin : passed out on the floor

Ed: in a food coma laying next to Pippin

Yuri: outside with Vivi

Seymour: what-

Faye: HEY!!!!!!!!! Someone has been going through my bras!

Kuja: hides them I don't see anything smiles innocently

Faye: hahahah whatever throws her remaining bras at him leaves

Kuja: wha? gets blank stares from Seymour

Seymour: nothing...when Kuja is not looking. He grabs for one of many Faye's bras sniffs them

kuja turns around to see Seymour putting them away

Kuja: hahahah your still a guy afterall.....

Faye: thats it! hits both Seymour and Kuja drags them into the closet where the black hole isYeah yeah...that's what they get..

black hole sucks them up

Jr.: speechless

Yuri: wowowowowowowowowowowowowow hot lava is on her tongue

Zidane and Dagger are strapped to the chair wih thier arms, legs and waists tied with metal chains

Ed: wakes up with a evil smile MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Pippin: mumbling in his sleep I don't wanna go school today! I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!

Ed: shakes head and does a flip I WANNA GET MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone wakes up

Faye: to who?

Ed; Seymour's hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Seymour:.................Oo XD

Kuja: yeah I wanna be the best man!!!!!!

Faye: I get to be the the maiden of honor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed: Ed's so happy-wait how did Seymour and Kuja get back?

Seymour: we'll never tell!!!!!

Faye: you bribed the black hole again?

they both nod

Vivi: on with the wedding!!!

Author aka Me-Phoenix: That's all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ed: can't be! We haven't decided where to have it yet..

Faye: Bevelle

Seymour: pissed

Kuja: let's shave off Daddy's hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zidane: laughing