Hey, I'm back again. This time my victim's Snape. South Park fans will find this slightly amusing. Snape fans will find it disturbing and flame me. Justin Timberlake and/or Britney Spears will probably sue me.
Disclaimer: I own this stuff. Not.
Chapter 3: Snape Dance
Snape (all alone in his office): .... takes out a muggle radio that somehow works in Hogwarts then takes out a Britney Spears CD ..... puts on a short pink dress, takes 2 apples and places them in the... um....breast area, and presses the play button
Radio: starts music
Snape: dances and sings
Some Gryffindor first year that was somehow around unnoticed and sees Snape: faints
Yoda (far, FAR away): I feel a disturbance in the force....
Snape: dances and sings some more
Readers: Oh.... MY..... GOD!!!!!
Author: ....... listens to GC CD
Snape: starts making out with a Justin Timberlake poster
THE END!
Author's NoTe: The inspiration for this chapter was South Park's A.W.E.S.O.M.-O. episode, as many hard core South Park fans might have noticed.
Author's note to Mr. Justin Timberlake and Miss Britney Spears: Please don't sue me! I don't have any money! Sue South Park, not me. That's where the money is.
Author's note to South Park: Don't sue me! They made me do it! points at random kids in background
I'm not a Star Wars fan, so I have no idea if Yoda really says that, in fact, I'm not even sure his name really is Yoda. (Yoda, Yoga.... sound the same to me). But I do hear jokes about the force pretty often...
PS: There is a Yoda in Star Wars, right? I'm pretty sure there is one. If there isn't any, Star Wars fans, feel free to flame me. I'm a HP fan not a Star Wars fan, anyway...