REASONS WHY

Ten-kih: Hello, and welcome to this weird little humor fic I've been working on for eternity.

Mika: It's rather stupid.

Ten-kih: IS NOT! XP

Mika: Whatever... Summary: Stupid reasons for stupid things involving the Yu-Gi-Oh! Cast. IMPORTANT!: This fic was a collaboration, me and my friend Mononoke, who does not wish to divulge her username.

Reasons Why, Yuugi's weird hair.

Got too close to a bonfire Goes to Donald Trump's wig maker. Tried to cut his own hair while drunk. Static Shock Head banged while his hair was wet Only has 1 hair, with many split ends. Was caught in a tornado. It's to mask where bullies have pounded his head in. There's actually a magical fire on his head He was cryogenically frozen, and his hair stuck like that. Blind Hair Dresser. Chronic Fear of combs. Fell into a vat of glue on a tour of the Elmer's factory. Really bad hat hair. Got his head stuck in a car door. Was dangled out of a building by his hair. Is trying to be 2 fads ahead. Mistook a pair of scissors for a butterfly. Hairdryerinthebathtub Syndrome. Suffers from acute paranoia, and his hair sticks up like a cat. The new white man's Afro.