A/N: Ok. I found a page of quotes from books so i might be using some on here. Dunno though. Here's a funny one.....

"Men fight when they should run, and fools fight when they should run. But I had no need to say it twice."
-Faile Bashere
Ok. Im going now. A/N on bottom. Again. R/R
~*~ TROLLS AND WEIRD MINDS ~*~

' A TROLL. Great. That is just what I need right now. Im tired as heck and finally getting something out of Lily and a great bloody Troll decides to show up. This..'
James thoughts were cut short as Lily whispered," Go back to the camp, wake the others."
" What about you?"
" I'll hold it off."
" WHAT."
" Shush, keep your voice down. I've fought Trolls before; their not easy to kill, but it can be done. Go get Allanon, hurry," she finished as she softly pushed James down the hill.
He came back and quickly hugged her. " Good luck. Be careful."
" I will be, now go."
He ran towards the camp trying to make as little noise as possible, which was somewhat hard with all the dried grass and leaves crunching beneathe his feet.
When he reached the camp he quickly went over to where Sirius was sleeping and roughly shook him awake.
" Sirius, wake up."
" Mommy, I dont want to go. Stop it. No. I dont like lizards."
" Sirius," James repeated while shaking him.
Sirius eyes opened and he said, " Wazza matter. Why did you wake me. I was having a good dream. Arabella and I went swimming in the lake and..."
" Not now. Be serious for once."
" Who else would I be?"
" SIRIUS, listen to me. There is a Troll, yes a TROLL making its way towards the camp. Lily's going to try and hold him of by herself. Wake the others while I get Allanon."
Sirius gulped and quickly rolled over and shoke Remus awake. James hurried towards Allanon and shook him gently. Afterall, the big man still frightened James a little.
" Allanon, wake up."
He quickly sat up and whispered," What."
" Troll, headed towards camp."
" Where's Lily?"
" She's trying to hold him off."
" Damn, why didnt you.. oh nevermind. Come on, we have to hurry."
~ Lily's PoV ~
' Wow, James hugged me.'
' Lily snap out of it. What are you thinking. This is.. JAMES. As in, stupid woolheaded Man.'
' I know. I didnt say that I liked him or anything.'
' Ahhh-huh. Sureee.'
' Shut up. What am I saying. Im telling myself to shut up.'
' Haha. Your mental.'
' If I am, then so are you, because you are me.'
' Ok, enough of this, we've got a Troll to fight.'

Lily shook her head trying to get rid of the mental fight she just had with herself, and prepared to face the Troll.
The Troll was at the base of the hill, and was starting to come up.
Lily stepped out of the woods, directly in its path. When the Troll was about 100 feet from her, he looked up and laughed at seeing her standing in its path.
" Who do you think you are trying to stop me, little Elf Girl," he said in a low, gutteral voice.
" Your worst nightmare, well probably not, considering you are in fact you, and most likely work for Brona. How about this, Im your last nightmare."
And added, " And dont call me little Elf Girl, " as an afterthought.
The Troll just chuckled.
" Brave one, are you. Calling Lord Voldemort by his old name. Maybe you can help me. Dont get me wrong, Im not opposed to killing you, but I need some information. Are you willing to help me?"
" In your dreams, I wouldnt help any of you, no matter the circumstances."
The Troll disregarded her statement and went on, " I am looking for the Druid, Allanon, and King Elrond Elessedils daughter, Lily. Have you seen either."
" Obviousally you are a clan chief, am I right. I thought so, otherwise I wouldnt be able to understand you. You Trolls have speech problems."
At this the Trolls face darkened and he gripped his club harder. Lily noticed but kept going.
" As for you question. The Elf you are looking for is me. Now, what does Old Scumbag Brona what with me?"
" Lily Elessedil. I should have known. Only you are stupid enough to stand in the path of a Troll Chief."
" Im not stupid. But I will not let you hurt my friends, and if I get killed in the process, then so be it."
" So, you would fight me."
" Have you not been listening at all."
" Ok then. Be prepared to die," the Troll said before lunging at her.



But before he got within 50 of her she had her bow out, notched an arrow, and hit the Troll right in the chest.
He stopped, looking at the arrow in his chest, gave a mad roar and lunged at her.
She calmly pulled her sword out of its scabbard and waited for it. When the Troll was almost on top of her, she quickly stepped to the side, and watched with a smile on her face as the Troll ran on by her.
' Idiot,' she thought.
' That's the oldest trick in the book. This is going to be fun.'
~ General PoV ~


Once they had been rudely awoken, Arabella and Narishma hurried towards the hill.
The others would take a few minutes to get all their weapons together. They ran through the forest and when they got to the top of the hill, they saw an odd sight.
Lily was talking to a Troll. Actually talking, to a TROLL.
When the Troll lunged at Lily, Narishma started out of the woods, but Arabella pulled him back in.
She knew that Lily could take care of herself, and wouldnt appericiate them barging in on her fight.
She had to stifle her laughter as Lily sidestepped the Troll and it ran into a tree.
She watched her friend smile evilly and move to meet the Troll, sword in hand. After about a minute it was clear that even though Lily was smaller and not as strong as the Troll, she was winning.

Her experience with weapons helped, and the fact that she was small, whereas the Troll was huge.
Lily quickly drew one of her daggers and threw it straight at the creatures throat. Within seconds the Troll was dead, with Lily standing over it, laughing.
As Arabella and Narishma emerged from the forest and congratulated Lily, Allanon and the boys ran up the hill.
The boys stopped and looked at Lily, then at the dead Troll, then at Lily again, then back to the Troll, before they settled on Arabella, asking what happened.
Allanon walked up to Lily and started talking to her in a quiet voice. Even though it was clear that he didnt want any of them to hear, James heard anyway, thanks to his Elf ears.
" What happened, Lily."
" That Troll is the clan chief, he was sent here to kill you and me, on orders from Brona."

Allanon fell silent.
Lily looked over towards James who was looking at her with his mouth hanging open. She smiled at him and winked.
' Thats right. She knows that I can hear them. So why doesnt she tell Allanon? Oh well, girls confuse me.' James silenced his thoughts as he heard Allanon continuing.
" We have to be more careful from now on. No matter what happens, we cannot lose you or James. Therefore I dont think it a good idea to have you taking watch together."

Lily frowned at Allanon.
" Allanon, I'll be fine. You know perfectly that I can take care of myself, and I'm sure James can too. If not with weapons then with his magic. You also know that I am also and Elf and can do magic too. You should be more concerned about the other boys, not us."
Lily sat there tapping her foot while Allanon stared at her in disbelief. James was so caught up in their conversation that he didnt hear Narishma talking to him.
" James.. James... EARTH TO JAMES."
"WHAT!!!" James shouted back.
Looking around he noticed that everyone was looking at him. Sirius with a dazed expression, which was completely acceptable since he had been staring at Arabella.
Lily was staring at him, and when she saw him looking at her she smirked, she alone knew the reason for his behaivor.
" Sorry," he muttered.
" It's alright. I just wanted to tell you that you are standing in Troll blood."
James looked down and realized that he was, in fact, standing in a puddle of the Trolls blood.
" EWWWWWW. Yuck yuck. Get it off of me. AHHH."
Everyone just laughed as James continued to run around the clearing like an idiot, trying to get the blood off of him.
Allanon was the first to gain control, " Ok everyone. It seems our passage south is being watched. We shall have to be extra careful from now on. Im redoing the watches."
Four 'No's' could be heard as James, Lily, Sirius, and Arabella. While a faint 'Yes' was heard from Peter.
" Yes," Allanon said firmly. " I cannot have James and Lily together, for obvious reasons."
As he said this, a smile was slowly forming on Sirius face.
Allanon continued, " And, I cannot James and Sirius together, that would be a disaster; and I dont think I should put Lily and Arabella together, since, well I dont really have to explain my reasons to you do I? So the new line up will be James with me,"
At this Peter let out a whoop of joy.
Allanon smirked at him and continued, " Arabella with Remus, Narishma with Sirius, and.."
Here his smile grew truely evil, ".. Peter with Lily."
" NOOOOO," Peter howled.
He was more afraid of Lily then he was of Allanon.
" Yes," Allanon said.
Lily just rolled her eyes. It looked like she was going to have to watch for both of them.
' There's something not right about Peter. I dont know what it is... but I'm going to find out.'
A/N : Hi there. Oks. Im tired. Gonna go take a nappy. Notice the
"Our passage South is being watched," is from LOTR. " Wool-headed" is from WoT. I love their insults. Here's one now, tis funny......

" I'll not have you bleeding to death on me. That would be just like you, to die and leave me the work of burying you. You have no consideration."
-Faile, to Perrin