A/N: I apoligize for the insanity in this chapter. Like i said in the last chappie, whicH i just posted by the way, I have eaten NO sugar today, I guess thats why im insane. But it clearly shows here. haha. have fun.. Review. byes.
~*~ Rescue ~*~
Balinor Dumbledore was bored. Riding through a forest all day with no one to talk to made one quite bored.
He had a few men with him, but they were scouts, and always off, except during the night, when they would protect the ' precious heir,' to the throne.
" Bored, Im soo bored. Why hello there little squirrel. How are you today? Oh Light. Im talking to squirrels. Insanity gene kicking in. Is anyone else hungry. Im hungry. Wait, Im the only one here. Little squirrel are you hungry? Care to have lunch with me. Did I just ask a squirrel to have lunch with me? Oh no, next it will be marriage. And I am NOT marrying a squirrel."
After saying that last bit, several nuts were thrown at his head from his new friend.
" Ahhh. Stop. OK. I'll marry you, if thats what you want. Mind you, Dad wont be too happy. What would our children look like. Of course they would have my good looks.. not that you are good looking... but.. OUCH.. stop that."
His squirrel 'wife' chattered happilly and scampered off through the trees.
" Oh woe is me. My wife has left me for another. I think I shall die of sadness."
Just then one of the scouts came back and rushed over to him.
" My Lord.. there is.. what is wrong my Lord?" he asked after seeing Balinor wipe some imaginary tears from his eyes.
" My wife has left me for another. Woe is me."
" Sir, your not married."
" Yes I am. There she is now."
The scout followed Balinors gaze and saw, a squirrel sitting on a tree limb.
He looked back at Balinor who had a murderous gleam in his eyes.
" Umm. Sir. Thats a squirrel."
" You dare mock my wife. Former wife. Oh shame. Am I not good enough for you? Honey, come back to me."
The scout decided to give him the message, as he was obviousally insane.
" Sir, sir, SIR."
" What?"
" There is Death Eater camp about three miles north, Sir."
Balinor smiled.
' Death Eaters. Whoa hoo. Fun time.'
" How many?"
" Five, Sir. And one hostage, at least thats what it looks like. She's bound and gagged."
" She?"
" Yes, Sir."
" Then we must save her. A damsel in distress. This is what stories are made of. Away good knight. Let us save the Queen."
" Yes Sir."
" Oh and Mat..."
" Yes Sir."
" Quit calling me Sir. "
" Yes S..Ok."
After about five minutes they met up with the rest of the scouts and headed towards the Death Eater camp.
They knew they would be outnumbered.
Four to five, not bad, only it was more like three to five since one person had to save ' The Queen.'
They dismounted about half a mile from the camp and continued on foot. Within minutes they found it, and it appeared they were quite lucky.
All five of the death eaters were eating breakfast, while the hostage was lying with her back to them a few feet away.
" Ok, heres the plan. Go in there and fight, someone get the hostage, doesnt matter who, and kill the bloody devils. Who's with me."
All three scouts gave him a smile and he said,
" One.. two.. three.. CHARGE."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
' Im soooo hungry. This is not fair. They have food. I can smell it. Yummm. And they are not giving me any. Without food I get mad, so I hope they dont expect me to cooperate.'
Just then she heard a rustling in the bushes.
She couldnt turn over, so she didnt know what it was.
Apparently the others hadn't heard, since they continued eating.
After a few moments and no sound she was just about ready to give up, when she heard, " CHARGE."
Suddenly the camp was full of fighting and screaming.
She was helpless, lying on the ground like that, so the others fought over her.
One of her captors tried to pull her away from the group, but was stopped with a sword through his throat. The man who had killed him kneeled down in front of her and started untying her bonds.
" Hello there. Who are you. Oh silly me, you cant talk. Just let me take this gag out. Eww. It looks like a sock."
' I knew it.'
" I tastes worse then it looks," Rose said.
Her 'savior' finished untying her bonds and helped her up.
Despite being sore, she was fine. Well unless you counted the bruises and cuts, nothing life threatening though.
" Come on then. Let's get out of here."
That said, she followed the man into the woods.
' Can I trust him. I mean, he did just save me. So he cant be one of Voldmorts followers, anyway he's not wearing black. Besides Im free now. Free! Yay.'
" So, whats your name?"
" Rose Potter, you?"
" Balinor Dumbledore at your service, my lady."
She smiled.
" What are you doing with shady fellows like them anyhow?"
Rose looked down and decided not to say anything, at least not for now, the memory was still too fresh.
" Oh, I see, Bad memories. Well, I wont make you tell me. I have some problems of my own. See my wife just left me."
" Oh, Im sorry."
" Ungrateful little rodent. I did everything for her and what does she do, leaves me for another."
" Why?"
" That is one of the mysteries of life, fair maiden. Ahh. There is the vile creature now."
" Who?"
" My wife."
" Really, where?"
" There.."
Rose looked and couldnt see anything but trees more trees and a squirrel.
" Where?"
" There," he said, pointing at the squirrel.
Rose just stared at him.
' A squirrel. He is married to a SQUIRREL.'
" A squirrel," she said aloud.
" Yes, the bane of my existance. She left me for another you know. Right after our honeymoon too."
" Please dont tell me you went on a honeymoon with a SQUIRREL."
Balinor smiled. " I must admit, I did not. But then again, I am glad. Never trust a squirrel. AHHH... See. She is mad at me, when I'm the one who's hurt. Throwing nuts at me like that.. AHH."
This was too much for Rose, who started laughing hysterically.
' Imagine, the heir to the throne of Callahorn and he is 'married' to a squirrel. This is too funny.'
" I see I amuse the fair maiden. Oh. Here is thy steed. Come my lady and we shall awayyyyy," he said while pulling a still laughing Rose up in the saddle , sitting her in front of him.
" Lets go before my wife gets jealous, seeing me with another women that is."
This just made Rose laugh harder as they galloped away.
A/N: Hahaha. Insanity kicking in. MWAHAHAHAHA. Food Time. Adios mono chicos....
~*~ Rescue ~*~
Balinor Dumbledore was bored. Riding through a forest all day with no one to talk to made one quite bored.
He had a few men with him, but they were scouts, and always off, except during the night, when they would protect the ' precious heir,' to the throne.
" Bored, Im soo bored. Why hello there little squirrel. How are you today? Oh Light. Im talking to squirrels. Insanity gene kicking in. Is anyone else hungry. Im hungry. Wait, Im the only one here. Little squirrel are you hungry? Care to have lunch with me. Did I just ask a squirrel to have lunch with me? Oh no, next it will be marriage. And I am NOT marrying a squirrel."
After saying that last bit, several nuts were thrown at his head from his new friend.
" Ahhh. Stop. OK. I'll marry you, if thats what you want. Mind you, Dad wont be too happy. What would our children look like. Of course they would have my good looks.. not that you are good looking... but.. OUCH.. stop that."
His squirrel 'wife' chattered happilly and scampered off through the trees.
" Oh woe is me. My wife has left me for another. I think I shall die of sadness."
Just then one of the scouts came back and rushed over to him.
" My Lord.. there is.. what is wrong my Lord?" he asked after seeing Balinor wipe some imaginary tears from his eyes.
" My wife has left me for another. Woe is me."
" Sir, your not married."
" Yes I am. There she is now."
The scout followed Balinors gaze and saw, a squirrel sitting on a tree limb.
He looked back at Balinor who had a murderous gleam in his eyes.
" Umm. Sir. Thats a squirrel."
" You dare mock my wife. Former wife. Oh shame. Am I not good enough for you? Honey, come back to me."
The scout decided to give him the message, as he was obviousally insane.
" Sir, sir, SIR."
" What?"
" There is Death Eater camp about three miles north, Sir."
Balinor smiled.
' Death Eaters. Whoa hoo. Fun time.'
" How many?"
" Five, Sir. And one hostage, at least thats what it looks like. She's bound and gagged."
" She?"
" Yes, Sir."
" Then we must save her. A damsel in distress. This is what stories are made of. Away good knight. Let us save the Queen."
" Yes Sir."
" Oh and Mat..."
" Yes Sir."
" Quit calling me Sir. "
" Yes S..Ok."
After about five minutes they met up with the rest of the scouts and headed towards the Death Eater camp.
They knew they would be outnumbered.
Four to five, not bad, only it was more like three to five since one person had to save ' The Queen.'
They dismounted about half a mile from the camp and continued on foot. Within minutes they found it, and it appeared they were quite lucky.
All five of the death eaters were eating breakfast, while the hostage was lying with her back to them a few feet away.
" Ok, heres the plan. Go in there and fight, someone get the hostage, doesnt matter who, and kill the bloody devils. Who's with me."
All three scouts gave him a smile and he said,
" One.. two.. three.. CHARGE."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
' Im soooo hungry. This is not fair. They have food. I can smell it. Yummm. And they are not giving me any. Without food I get mad, so I hope they dont expect me to cooperate.'
Just then she heard a rustling in the bushes.
She couldnt turn over, so she didnt know what it was.
Apparently the others hadn't heard, since they continued eating.
After a few moments and no sound she was just about ready to give up, when she heard, " CHARGE."
Suddenly the camp was full of fighting and screaming.
She was helpless, lying on the ground like that, so the others fought over her.
One of her captors tried to pull her away from the group, but was stopped with a sword through his throat. The man who had killed him kneeled down in front of her and started untying her bonds.
" Hello there. Who are you. Oh silly me, you cant talk. Just let me take this gag out. Eww. It looks like a sock."
' I knew it.'
" I tastes worse then it looks," Rose said.
Her 'savior' finished untying her bonds and helped her up.
Despite being sore, she was fine. Well unless you counted the bruises and cuts, nothing life threatening though.
" Come on then. Let's get out of here."
That said, she followed the man into the woods.
' Can I trust him. I mean, he did just save me. So he cant be one of Voldmorts followers, anyway he's not wearing black. Besides Im free now. Free! Yay.'
" So, whats your name?"
" Rose Potter, you?"
" Balinor Dumbledore at your service, my lady."
She smiled.
" What are you doing with shady fellows like them anyhow?"
Rose looked down and decided not to say anything, at least not for now, the memory was still too fresh.
" Oh, I see, Bad memories. Well, I wont make you tell me. I have some problems of my own. See my wife just left me."
" Oh, Im sorry."
" Ungrateful little rodent. I did everything for her and what does she do, leaves me for another."
" Why?"
" That is one of the mysteries of life, fair maiden. Ahh. There is the vile creature now."
" Who?"
" My wife."
" Really, where?"
" There.."
Rose looked and couldnt see anything but trees more trees and a squirrel.
" Where?"
" There," he said, pointing at the squirrel.
Rose just stared at him.
' A squirrel. He is married to a SQUIRREL.'
" A squirrel," she said aloud.
" Yes, the bane of my existance. She left me for another you know. Right after our honeymoon too."
" Please dont tell me you went on a honeymoon with a SQUIRREL."
Balinor smiled. " I must admit, I did not. But then again, I am glad. Never trust a squirrel. AHHH... See. She is mad at me, when I'm the one who's hurt. Throwing nuts at me like that.. AHH."
This was too much for Rose, who started laughing hysterically.
' Imagine, the heir to the throne of Callahorn and he is 'married' to a squirrel. This is too funny.'
" I see I amuse the fair maiden. Oh. Here is thy steed. Come my lady and we shall awayyyyy," he said while pulling a still laughing Rose up in the saddle , sitting her in front of him.
" Lets go before my wife gets jealous, seeing me with another women that is."
This just made Rose laugh harder as they galloped away.
A/N: Hahaha. Insanity kicking in. MWAHAHAHAHA. Food Time. Adios mono chicos....