A/N: I know I know. i said no more for awhile. Had to get the homework done. Well I've been working on it for a week, and I have one chapter done in english (it was two pages long) and 3 pages done for History along with 10 vocab words. That deserves a reward I think. I procrastinate. *cringe* Biggg word. Ahhhh. I will probably write more tonight as i was rereading this and i found some loose ends i should tie up, etc... Plus, I am in a very hyper mood. haha Got goldfishes got goldfishes. AHHHH.
Disclamer: Literally none of it is mine, except the insane talking to the squirrels bit, I actually do that. Some of that is a real life experience. I have a husband, who is a squirrel,and his name is Bilbo. But he ran away a month ago. Fine with me. He threw nuts at me. Evil little git. mwahahahha.
Anywho, Read and Reply.....R/R
~ Death Eaters or an Insane Prince. Which is the Greater Evil?~
Balinor and his scouts rode through the night.
Around dawn they stopped in a small clearing in the woods. Rose had fallen asleep on the way and woke up as the horse came to a stop. She yawned and blinked a few times.
" Where are we?" she asked while climbing off of the horse.
" At a safe haven, m'lady," Balinor said while bowing.
Rose gently punched him. " Stop that, or I'll tell your wife where you are."
His eyes widened and he gasped. " Fair Maiden, you would do no such thing. Would you?"
Rose laughed. " Maybeeeee."
" Oh, you are a mean one. Anywho, are you hungry. I dunno about you, but Im famished."
" Hungry. Of course Im hungry. I havent eaten in two days. Im starved. Wheres the food. FOOOD"
It was Balinor's turn to laugh as Rose continued to beg for food.
They walked over to the campfire that one of the scouts had started and ate some bread and cheese. Well, Balinor ate, Rose inhaled the food.
Despite the fact that they were outnumbered in their fight, they had all come out alive, without any serious injuries. Just a few cuts and scrapes. In fact, Rose was in worse shape then any of them, even Balinor who claimed he had a concussion from his 'dear wife'.
Rose's injuries were as follows: a black eye, a nasty little cut on her forehead, a cut on her cheek, a sprained wrist, several cuts and scrapes on her legs, and a few cuts on her arms.
After bandaging her cuts and fixing her wrist, they decided to stay for a day or two to recover from their experience. One of the scouts stayed with them, while the other two left to make sure they hadn't been followed.
Balinor produced a blanket that he gave to Rose, who had just realized she was dressed in a thin shirt and pants, both of which happened to have several holes.
" Damn Death Eaters ruined my best clothes. Why the name Death Eater. Who would want to eat death. That is just disgusting. Gross. Eating death..."
" Sounds like an appetizing meal to me."
" Yeah, well your married to a squirrel."
" Past tense, my dear, past tense. I am now single," Balinor stated while wiggling his eyebrows like two little caterpillars.
Rose laughed.
" I see I am well thought of by the lady."
Rose laughed harder, and harder until she was rolling around in the grass shaking with mirth.
" Yes, well. Ah-ahem. Rose. Will you..will you stop...stop that. HEY. Stop laughing at me, or I'll set...who can I set on her? Not my wife, pardon, ex-wife, hmmmmm. Oh. Well I'll set someone on you. Yeah thats it. Stop laughing at me. By order of Balinor, prince of Callahorn, I demand that you be quiet."
Rose suddenly stopped laughing.
" Yeah. I win. Go me, go me, go..mmm"
"Shut up for a moment will you," Rose said while keeping her hand over Balinors mouth.
" Hmmmmmmy?"
" I heard something, now shushh."
Balinor listened and heard rustling overhead.
They both looked up and spotted......a squirrel.
" Uh-ooooo," Balinor said when Rose dropped her hand.
" She doesnt look very happy with me."
Indeed the squirrel was glaring, if squirrels could glare, at Balinor.
Balinor dropped his head close to Rose's ear and whispered, " When I say go, you stay here and distract her while I make a run for it."
" WHAT?"
" Just kidding. We both run. Ready...Set...No dont go yet...not yet...GO."
Balinor dashed off through the clearing, the squirrel hot on his trail, while Rose sat in the same place and watched Balinor get pelted by nuts and branches by his 'wife'.
" Ladies and Gentleman, may I present to you, the future King of Callahorn. Balinor the Squirrel Man."
Balinor stuck his tongue out at her as he ran by.
After 10 minutes of him being mercilessly pelted by nuts and twigs Rose decided to repay her debt and help the poor, lovestruck fellow.
She used her wishsong to create the image of a big, handsome squirrel a few feet away from Balinor's 'wife.'
When 'she' saw the 'squirrel' wifeypoo quickly ended the 'chasing of the cheating husband' and ran after the new 'squirrel,' leaving Balinor to continue to run around in circles, making unmanly shrieks every once in a while as he ran away from his recently departed 'wife.'
Rose watched all of this in amusement, especially when one of the scouts came by, saw Balinor running around in circles, shook his head, and made his way towards her.
" Does he often do that?" she asked the scout.
" Not that exactly. Though he is a bit insane."
The scout shook his head in dispair as Balinor tripped over a root and fell sprawled out on the ground.
He turned back to Rose.
" I dont know if Balinor has told you already, but we are on a mission by Dumbledore. You may head home if you like, one of the scouts would go with you if you desire, or you may stay with us. The choice is yours. Though if I was you I would leave a.s.a.p."
" Why, does he get worse?"
"You have no idea."
" Where are you going?"
" Arborlon, to speak with King Elrond."
'That's where James went. I should go find him and tell him of the attack.' Rose sighed.
" If it's not too much trouble, I would like to come with you, seeing as I dont really have a home to go to anymore, and my brother is in Arborlon."
" Well of course you may. Think of the stories. The Queen is rescued by her valiant knights, rides with them to the great city of magic, and lives happilly ever after. The End. *sob* I know. It always gets me too."
Rose looked at Balinor like he had grown an extra head, or two, as he continued to sob.
" Ohhhhhhh kay. So when do we leave?"
" Soon I expect. That is, if his wife lets him," the scout said, nodding towards Balinor.
He stood up and glared at them both.
" Fine. Mock me. See if I care. I've just had my heart ripped of my chest, beaten, stepped on, and burned, and you people laugh at me. You make me sick."
He gave an indignant sniff and went to saddle his horse.
" We ride, valiant knights, my Queen. Come."
A/N: Mwahahaha. Its almost 12:30 in the morning ,I will have the house to myself tomorrow, go me, and im not tired at all. Insomia. mwhahhahahahaha, my evil laugh is copyrighted. DO NOT STEAL.
Anywho, my trip to Europe was great. Soooo much fun. I gotta 2 swords in Toledo, yup they be's real, think of the damage I could inflict, heehee. And we got to go to the very top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. All in all, I had a great time. Except customs was hell. Going into other countries- no problem. Trying to get into the US from Germany - H.E.L.L.
Anywho hope you enjoyed what my crazy little mind cooked up. I had nothing to do with it. Heehee. Now i must eat some sugar. Oh and I have some Spanish Sugar. mwhahahaha
Disclamer: Literally none of it is mine, except the insane talking to the squirrels bit, I actually do that. Some of that is a real life experience. I have a husband, who is a squirrel,and his name is Bilbo. But he ran away a month ago. Fine with me. He threw nuts at me. Evil little git. mwahahahha.
Anywho, Read and Reply.....R/R
~ Death Eaters or an Insane Prince. Which is the Greater Evil?~
Balinor and his scouts rode through the night.
Around dawn they stopped in a small clearing in the woods. Rose had fallen asleep on the way and woke up as the horse came to a stop. She yawned and blinked a few times.
" Where are we?" she asked while climbing off of the horse.
" At a safe haven, m'lady," Balinor said while bowing.
Rose gently punched him. " Stop that, or I'll tell your wife where you are."
His eyes widened and he gasped. " Fair Maiden, you would do no such thing. Would you?"
Rose laughed. " Maybeeeee."
" Oh, you are a mean one. Anywho, are you hungry. I dunno about you, but Im famished."
" Hungry. Of course Im hungry. I havent eaten in two days. Im starved. Wheres the food. FOOOD"
It was Balinor's turn to laugh as Rose continued to beg for food.
They walked over to the campfire that one of the scouts had started and ate some bread and cheese. Well, Balinor ate, Rose inhaled the food.
Despite the fact that they were outnumbered in their fight, they had all come out alive, without any serious injuries. Just a few cuts and scrapes. In fact, Rose was in worse shape then any of them, even Balinor who claimed he had a concussion from his 'dear wife'.
Rose's injuries were as follows: a black eye, a nasty little cut on her forehead, a cut on her cheek, a sprained wrist, several cuts and scrapes on her legs, and a few cuts on her arms.
After bandaging her cuts and fixing her wrist, they decided to stay for a day or two to recover from their experience. One of the scouts stayed with them, while the other two left to make sure they hadn't been followed.
Balinor produced a blanket that he gave to Rose, who had just realized she was dressed in a thin shirt and pants, both of which happened to have several holes.
" Damn Death Eaters ruined my best clothes. Why the name Death Eater. Who would want to eat death. That is just disgusting. Gross. Eating death..."
" Sounds like an appetizing meal to me."
" Yeah, well your married to a squirrel."
" Past tense, my dear, past tense. I am now single," Balinor stated while wiggling his eyebrows like two little caterpillars.
Rose laughed.
" I see I am well thought of by the lady."
Rose laughed harder, and harder until she was rolling around in the grass shaking with mirth.
" Yes, well. Ah-ahem. Rose. Will you..will you stop...stop that. HEY. Stop laughing at me, or I'll set...who can I set on her? Not my wife, pardon, ex-wife, hmmmmm. Oh. Well I'll set someone on you. Yeah thats it. Stop laughing at me. By order of Balinor, prince of Callahorn, I demand that you be quiet."
Rose suddenly stopped laughing.
" Yeah. I win. Go me, go me, go..mmm"
"Shut up for a moment will you," Rose said while keeping her hand over Balinors mouth.
" Hmmmmmmy?"
" I heard something, now shushh."
Balinor listened and heard rustling overhead.
They both looked up and spotted......a squirrel.
" Uh-ooooo," Balinor said when Rose dropped her hand.
" She doesnt look very happy with me."
Indeed the squirrel was glaring, if squirrels could glare, at Balinor.
Balinor dropped his head close to Rose's ear and whispered, " When I say go, you stay here and distract her while I make a run for it."
" WHAT?"
" Just kidding. We both run. Ready...Set...No dont go yet...not yet...GO."
Balinor dashed off through the clearing, the squirrel hot on his trail, while Rose sat in the same place and watched Balinor get pelted by nuts and branches by his 'wife'.
" Ladies and Gentleman, may I present to you, the future King of Callahorn. Balinor the Squirrel Man."
Balinor stuck his tongue out at her as he ran by.
After 10 minutes of him being mercilessly pelted by nuts and twigs Rose decided to repay her debt and help the poor, lovestruck fellow.
She used her wishsong to create the image of a big, handsome squirrel a few feet away from Balinor's 'wife.'
When 'she' saw the 'squirrel' wifeypoo quickly ended the 'chasing of the cheating husband' and ran after the new 'squirrel,' leaving Balinor to continue to run around in circles, making unmanly shrieks every once in a while as he ran away from his recently departed 'wife.'
Rose watched all of this in amusement, especially when one of the scouts came by, saw Balinor running around in circles, shook his head, and made his way towards her.
" Does he often do that?" she asked the scout.
" Not that exactly. Though he is a bit insane."
The scout shook his head in dispair as Balinor tripped over a root and fell sprawled out on the ground.
He turned back to Rose.
" I dont know if Balinor has told you already, but we are on a mission by Dumbledore. You may head home if you like, one of the scouts would go with you if you desire, or you may stay with us. The choice is yours. Though if I was you I would leave a.s.a.p."
" Why, does he get worse?"
"You have no idea."
" Where are you going?"
" Arborlon, to speak with King Elrond."
'That's where James went. I should go find him and tell him of the attack.' Rose sighed.
" If it's not too much trouble, I would like to come with you, seeing as I dont really have a home to go to anymore, and my brother is in Arborlon."
" Well of course you may. Think of the stories. The Queen is rescued by her valiant knights, rides with them to the great city of magic, and lives happilly ever after. The End. *sob* I know. It always gets me too."
Rose looked at Balinor like he had grown an extra head, or two, as he continued to sob.
" Ohhhhhhh kay. So when do we leave?"
" Soon I expect. That is, if his wife lets him," the scout said, nodding towards Balinor.
He stood up and glared at them both.
" Fine. Mock me. See if I care. I've just had my heart ripped of my chest, beaten, stepped on, and burned, and you people laugh at me. You make me sick."
He gave an indignant sniff and went to saddle his horse.
" We ride, valiant knights, my Queen. Come."
A/N: Mwahahaha. Its almost 12:30 in the morning ,I will have the house to myself tomorrow, go me, and im not tired at all. Insomia. mwhahhahahahaha, my evil laugh is copyrighted. DO NOT STEAL.
Anywho, my trip to Europe was great. Soooo much fun. I gotta 2 swords in Toledo, yup they be's real, think of the damage I could inflict, heehee. And we got to go to the very top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. All in all, I had a great time. Except customs was hell. Going into other countries- no problem. Trying to get into the US from Germany - H.E.L.L.
Anywho hope you enjoyed what my crazy little mind cooked up. I had nothing to do with it. Heehee. Now i must eat some sugar. Oh and I have some Spanish Sugar. mwhahahaha