A/N: Heehee. Couldnt help it. Two chappies in one day. Both incredibly stupid and with no relevance to the story. ok so that isnt quite true, but close enough. Ok. Well enjoy the product of a sleep deprived teenager. heehee. R/R CHEESE
~*~ Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ~*~
" Hey Lily."
Nothing.
" Lily."
Still nothing.
Arabella leaned over, put her mouth right next to Lily's ear and screamed, " LILY."
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHAT IN THE LIGHT IS GOING ON."
" Finally. We thought you would sleep all day."
Lily looked around. Everyone except Arabella and Brenna were still asleep, though how they slept through Arabella's yelling Lily would never know.
Not only was everyone still asleep.
It was still dark out.
Lily glared at her supposed 'friends.'
" Its not even light out yet. What do you want?"
" Uh-oh. Lily's going soft," Brenna whispered to Arabella.
" She doesnt want to have any fun."
Arabella patted Brenna's arm as Brenna started 'sobbing'.
" Shush now. Dont worry. Im sure it's just temporary. Everything will be o.k."
" If you two dont mind, I would like to know why you woke me up before dawn."
Arabella grinned.
"Well, we just thought that you might like to help us pull a little prank."
Lily's eyes sparkled when the word 'prank' was brought into the sentance.
" Oh really. What did you have in mind?" she asked, now fully awake.
Brenna stopped 'crying' and shared a look with Arabella, who nodded.
" Well," Arabella began," we were thinking about doing something to the boys."
Lily grinned. 'This sounds like fun.'
" Like what?" she asked.
Arabella now traded her grin for an evil smile.
" Well, they are such pretty boys, it would be a shame for all of that beauty to go to waste. I was thinking that we could..um i dunno... help them along a bit while they got their beauty sleep."
Brenna and Lily grinned.
" I like the way you think 'Bella. Yes I do. Mwahahahahahaha...."
" Ok that is where I draw the line. That is just creepy," Brenna said.
" Yes I agree, please, do not do ' The Laugh.'" Arabella finished.
Lily stuck out her bottom lip and pouted. " Fine."
" Don't get that tone with me young lady."
All three girls laughed.
Brenna was the first to recover.
" Ok, so who does who."
" Dibs on Sirius."
" I got James."
" And I'll do Remus, I am not touching Peter," Brenna said and shivered.
" I agree, creppy little rat that he be. Hey I rhymed."
" Arabella?"
" Yes.."
" Please, no rhymes."
" Okay-dokey smokey."
"STOP IT," both Lily and Brenna said and slapped her lightly on the head. Which caused Arabella to make weird noises as she slapped their hands away.
" Ok girls. Arabella, got the paint."
Arabella stopped her unintelligent ramblings to pull some Rover ceremonial paint out of her bag. " Yuppers. And look. PINK."
Brenna and Arabella put the 'makeup' on the boys while Lily changed their clothing using her magic, into brightly colored dresses and lots of jewelery.
After thirty mintues the girls stepped back to review their handywork.
" Excellent."
"Wonderful."
" Oh arn't they just Beautiful?"
" Just lovely."
" Gorgeous."
All three started laughing quietly.
" Im bored again. You guys want to go for a walk or something," Brenna asked.
Arabella and Lily nodded.
" Sure, but not for long. Allanon will go Ballistic if he finds out im gone."
After a few minutes of walking, Lily realized that Arabella was supposed to be on watch with Narishma.
" Bella, what about your watch?"
"Oh Narishma's there, besides they'll be up soon anyway."
" But I saw him sleeping."
" Nah.. I kicked him as we were leaving."
" Mean."
" Hey, he stole my bread last night, he deserved it."
They walked along the river for awhile, before deciding to head back.
" Lily, you never told me that joke that you promised."
" When was this?"
" The day those strange men came to the City and you told them a joke. Remember I came up, you were laughing your arse off. James said it was some joke and you promised to tell me."
" Oh A Joke. I wanna hear it."
" Oh. That joke. Ok. Allanon told it to me. Here tis. *Ahem* What did the chicken say when it saw a herd of Elephants cross the road?"
" I dunno"
" What?"
" Look a herd of Elephants crossing the road."
All three girls broke down and started laughing hysterically, conviently waking up everyone else in camp.
" Whhazzz so funny?" James asked.
" Lily...just...told us...elephant...joke.." Brenna said between laughs.
James shrugged and turned to Remus who was looking at him quite oddly. Come to mention it, Remus looked quite odd.
James started laughing.
" Oy, Remus. You are looking quite, pretty today."
Remus looked down and gasped, staring in disbelief at himself. " As do you James."
" WHAT."
James jumped up allowing everyone to see his beautiful self, which of course caused the girls to laugh even harder, if that was at all possible.
" What the...who...what...why." James stuttered, not able to form a coherent sentance.
Remus just shook his head. James then looked at Sirius who was, amazingly, still asleep, and saw that he had the same attire as both Remus and him.
James scrambled over to Sirius, causing the girls laughter to increase as he was not used to crawling in a dress.
Even Allanon was smiling at the boy's new look.
" Sirius," James called, shaking him.
" No Binky, not right now."
"Sirius"
" I dont wanna ride the yellow spotted teacup mommy."
"SIRIUS."
"AHHHH WHAT," Sirius shot straight up in bed, hitting James forehead with his own, causing them both to grab their heads and curse violently.
" Bloody Hell James, What are you trying to do, Kill me?"
James just glared at him.
*Quack Quack*
Sirius stopped complaining as he heard his rubber ducky. Slowly he turned around, to see Arabella holding his beloved Binky, and smiling in that evil sort of way.
Sirius slowly stood up and made his way towards her, completly olblivious to the fact that he was wearing a dress and had makeup on.
Just when he was about to reach out and grab his beloved duck, 'Bella ran past him and to the river edge.
" Please no. Bella, I swear I .. I will do anything. I will be your slave, running target, ANYTHING. Just dont hurt Binky."
Bella grinned and held her arm out over the river.
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Sirius screamed and jumped for his precious ducky just seconds after Arabella moved her arm, and the duck, out of harms way.
Sirius ran straight into the river, surfacing several seconds later, to discover that his clothes weighed more than they did the night before, and it wasnt just the water.
"AHHHHHHHHH IM WEARING A DRESS!"
All three girls/boys looked at the trio of Bella, Lily, and Brenna.
" Uh guys."
" Yeah Lils."
" I suggest we run."
" I second that motion."
" And I third it."
"RUN," all three screamed as the boys ran after them which of course ended up in all six in the river a few minutes later.
A/N: heehee. Another product of my insomnia and hyperactivity. mwahahahaha. Anywho, Im actually getting tired. Finally, its 2am!! heehee, so im gonna post this and sleep, or try to sleep. Nitey all. Oh and dont forget to review, even if you already have, etc.. Please... Reviews make me write faster, I swear they do. yup
I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I find me, please keep me here. Thank you.
~*~ Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ~*~
" Hey Lily."
Nothing.
" Lily."
Still nothing.
Arabella leaned over, put her mouth right next to Lily's ear and screamed, " LILY."
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHAT IN THE LIGHT IS GOING ON."
" Finally. We thought you would sleep all day."
Lily looked around. Everyone except Arabella and Brenna were still asleep, though how they slept through Arabella's yelling Lily would never know.
Not only was everyone still asleep.
It was still dark out.
Lily glared at her supposed 'friends.'
" Its not even light out yet. What do you want?"
" Uh-oh. Lily's going soft," Brenna whispered to Arabella.
" She doesnt want to have any fun."
Arabella patted Brenna's arm as Brenna started 'sobbing'.
" Shush now. Dont worry. Im sure it's just temporary. Everything will be o.k."
" If you two dont mind, I would like to know why you woke me up before dawn."
Arabella grinned.
"Well, we just thought that you might like to help us pull a little prank."
Lily's eyes sparkled when the word 'prank' was brought into the sentance.
" Oh really. What did you have in mind?" she asked, now fully awake.
Brenna stopped 'crying' and shared a look with Arabella, who nodded.
" Well," Arabella began," we were thinking about doing something to the boys."
Lily grinned. 'This sounds like fun.'
" Like what?" she asked.
Arabella now traded her grin for an evil smile.
" Well, they are such pretty boys, it would be a shame for all of that beauty to go to waste. I was thinking that we could..um i dunno... help them along a bit while they got their beauty sleep."
Brenna and Lily grinned.
" I like the way you think 'Bella. Yes I do. Mwahahahahahaha...."
" Ok that is where I draw the line. That is just creepy," Brenna said.
" Yes I agree, please, do not do ' The Laugh.'" Arabella finished.
Lily stuck out her bottom lip and pouted. " Fine."
" Don't get that tone with me young lady."
All three girls laughed.
Brenna was the first to recover.
" Ok, so who does who."
" Dibs on Sirius."
" I got James."
" And I'll do Remus, I am not touching Peter," Brenna said and shivered.
" I agree, creppy little rat that he be. Hey I rhymed."
" Arabella?"
" Yes.."
" Please, no rhymes."
" Okay-dokey smokey."
"STOP IT," both Lily and Brenna said and slapped her lightly on the head. Which caused Arabella to make weird noises as she slapped their hands away.
" Ok girls. Arabella, got the paint."
Arabella stopped her unintelligent ramblings to pull some Rover ceremonial paint out of her bag. " Yuppers. And look. PINK."
Brenna and Arabella put the 'makeup' on the boys while Lily changed their clothing using her magic, into brightly colored dresses and lots of jewelery.
After thirty mintues the girls stepped back to review their handywork.
" Excellent."
"Wonderful."
" Oh arn't they just Beautiful?"
" Just lovely."
" Gorgeous."
All three started laughing quietly.
" Im bored again. You guys want to go for a walk or something," Brenna asked.
Arabella and Lily nodded.
" Sure, but not for long. Allanon will go Ballistic if he finds out im gone."
After a few minutes of walking, Lily realized that Arabella was supposed to be on watch with Narishma.
" Bella, what about your watch?"
"Oh Narishma's there, besides they'll be up soon anyway."
" But I saw him sleeping."
" Nah.. I kicked him as we were leaving."
" Mean."
" Hey, he stole my bread last night, he deserved it."
They walked along the river for awhile, before deciding to head back.
" Lily, you never told me that joke that you promised."
" When was this?"
" The day those strange men came to the City and you told them a joke. Remember I came up, you were laughing your arse off. James said it was some joke and you promised to tell me."
" Oh A Joke. I wanna hear it."
" Oh. That joke. Ok. Allanon told it to me. Here tis. *Ahem* What did the chicken say when it saw a herd of Elephants cross the road?"
" I dunno"
" What?"
" Look a herd of Elephants crossing the road."
All three girls broke down and started laughing hysterically, conviently waking up everyone else in camp.
" Whhazzz so funny?" James asked.
" Lily...just...told us...elephant...joke.." Brenna said between laughs.
James shrugged and turned to Remus who was looking at him quite oddly. Come to mention it, Remus looked quite odd.
James started laughing.
" Oy, Remus. You are looking quite, pretty today."
Remus looked down and gasped, staring in disbelief at himself. " As do you James."
" WHAT."
James jumped up allowing everyone to see his beautiful self, which of course caused the girls to laugh even harder, if that was at all possible.
" What the...who...what...why." James stuttered, not able to form a coherent sentance.
Remus just shook his head. James then looked at Sirius who was, amazingly, still asleep, and saw that he had the same attire as both Remus and him.
James scrambled over to Sirius, causing the girls laughter to increase as he was not used to crawling in a dress.
Even Allanon was smiling at the boy's new look.
" Sirius," James called, shaking him.
" No Binky, not right now."
"Sirius"
" I dont wanna ride the yellow spotted teacup mommy."
"SIRIUS."
"AHHHH WHAT," Sirius shot straight up in bed, hitting James forehead with his own, causing them both to grab their heads and curse violently.
" Bloody Hell James, What are you trying to do, Kill me?"
James just glared at him.
*Quack Quack*
Sirius stopped complaining as he heard his rubber ducky. Slowly he turned around, to see Arabella holding his beloved Binky, and smiling in that evil sort of way.
Sirius slowly stood up and made his way towards her, completly olblivious to the fact that he was wearing a dress and had makeup on.
Just when he was about to reach out and grab his beloved duck, 'Bella ran past him and to the river edge.
" Please no. Bella, I swear I .. I will do anything. I will be your slave, running target, ANYTHING. Just dont hurt Binky."
Bella grinned and held her arm out over the river.
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Sirius screamed and jumped for his precious ducky just seconds after Arabella moved her arm, and the duck, out of harms way.
Sirius ran straight into the river, surfacing several seconds later, to discover that his clothes weighed more than they did the night before, and it wasnt just the water.
"AHHHHHHHHH IM WEARING A DRESS!"
All three girls/boys looked at the trio of Bella, Lily, and Brenna.
" Uh guys."
" Yeah Lils."
" I suggest we run."
" I second that motion."
" And I third it."
"RUN," all three screamed as the boys ran after them which of course ended up in all six in the river a few minutes later.
A/N: heehee. Another product of my insomnia and hyperactivity. mwahahahaha. Anywho, Im actually getting tired. Finally, its 2am!! heehee, so im gonna post this and sleep, or try to sleep. Nitey all. Oh and dont forget to review, even if you already have, etc.. Please... Reviews make me write faster, I swear they do. yup
I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I find me, please keep me here. Thank you.