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Chapter two- John Jacob Jingle Highmer Smith and Alucard
*Seras sighed. ' This isn't going to go well" she thought climbing the stairs leading behind her the girl who not but two hours ago was ranting about baboons. She shuddered at the thought of Sage meeting Integral. ' God have mercy' Sage on the other hand couldn't be more excited, though the baboon phase had now passed. Sage skipped in her long baggy jeans. Seras gave her an odd side-glance. Sage looked at her and smiled widely. "So! What is me new mother like!?" she asked for the 100th time. Seras's shoulders sagged as she barely made any effort to pick her feet off from the ground. "You will see......"
*Alucard banged on his old cell wall. "YOU CAN'T DO THIS! WHAT IS SO
IMPORTANT YOU WOULD LOCK ME BACK HERE! I WILL.....I WILL....TELL ALL THEM
ABOUT YOUR LITTLE DREAMS OF A CERTAIN PIRATE! LET ME OUT!" he yelled
from behind the door. But it was to no avail, Integral stood on the
other side with a smug look on her face. "You do that Alucard.......then
the men will all know your fear of those little electronic playthings
called furbies." Behind the door Alucard gasped. "You wouldn't! You
couldn't" he said crossing his arms. Integra grinned wider. "Oh I
could, and I will" with that she turned and walked down the long
hallway back to her office. Alucard sat down legs crossed and pouted.
"Stupid furby.....ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!" he shouted into the dark. * Seras stepped through Intgeral's door. Integral was seated behind her desk looking rather bored as she was signing paper work. "Sir Integral.....the girl is here." Seras said fidgeting as Integral's cold eyes met her own. Integral looked oddly at Seras, then leaned to the side peering around her. "Um...where?" Asked Integral finding no one there but Seras. The young vampire whipped around. Her mouth dropped wide open. "SHE WAS HERE I TELL YOU! WHERE DID THAT CHILD GO!?" she shouted to herself starting to franticly search for the girl. Intgeral blinked a few times. " Find her Seras, and do make sure she arrives here next time" she said returning to her paper work. * Sage was walking behind Seras when a glorious smell reached her nostrils alluring her to go back down the stairs. She merrily skipped through a long hallway filled with paintings, and to a kitchen. In the kitchen she spotted a box on a table counter. Sage looked back and forth. No one was around. She tiptoed to the box and opened the box's lid. "AH HAH!" she shouted in victory as the contents of the box turned out to be pizza, one of Sage's favorite foods. She grabbed the box and started on the first piece. "Mmmmmmmmmm......gooooooooood" she said walking along a corridor with her prized pizza in hand. She looked this way and that. A look of dread came over her face. "Oh great I have gotten myself lost!" she muttered through a mouth full of pizza. She bit into the slice and found a nice pocket of pizza sauce. " MMMMMM!" she moaned in delight and continued walking down random hallways. * Alucard sat in his dark dank cell. His arms folded he let out a long sigh. He looked to the side of his cell were two large yellow eyes glared at him. "Me furby!" it said. Alucard's face wrenched as he reached out took the furby and once again smashed it into the wall for the 20th time that hour. "WILL YOU NOT SHUT UP ALREADY! I TOOK THE BATERIES OUT FROM YOU, I HAVE BROKE YOU NUMOURS TIMES, JUST SHUT UP YOU EVIL THING! SHUT UP!" * Seras ran down a flight of stairs. "Sage? SAGE!? WHERE ARE YOU!?" She shouted. She ran down the Hellsing's paintings gallery and into another hallway which led to the Kitchen. There she saw a young woman weeping. " Hey, whats wrong with you?" she asked stopping to help the woman. "Some one stole my pizza!" the woman cried. Seras looked from side to side and caught the strong scent of pizza leading off into the next corridor. * Sage clutched to the pizza box like it was a life line. She started to run and turn down random hallways. She saw a door leading outside. ' Well if I go outside, maybe I can find a way back to the front!' she thought racing out of the doorway to the outside world. * Integral looked out of her window. The wind blew softly causing her long blond her to sway back and forth in a rhythmic dance. Her gaze wandered over the horizon. Something from the corner of her eye darted out of the mansion. "A girl? What is a girl-....SAGE! she is heading strait for- I have to.." * Sage suddenly tripped and fell flat on her face. Her eyes welled with tears and blood dripped slowly from her nose. "OW!" she said looking for what had tripped her. She still held fast to the pizza box as she lifted herself up. "A door? A DOOR! I FOUND A SECRET DOOR! YAY! I AM SOOOOO SMART! HA!" she screamed in delight smiling widely. She lifted the trapdoor and hopped down. * Seras had stopped. She could hear screaming. I horrid ear splitting scream echoed through the mansion. Seras ran towards the noise. "Sage!" she shouted almost tripping over a rug. * Sage looked around at the underground tunnel. It was made of bricks. ' I don't like bricks' Sage thought kicking the wall. She got another piece of pizza out from the box. The young girl started to walk. * Alucard banged his head into the wall again. "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GO AWAY!" The furby sat right next to him singing the theme song to teletubies. "I AM GONNA DIE IN HERE! INTEGRAL LET ME OUT YOU WHORE! I NEED OUT! THIS IS HORRID! NO MORE! OUT! I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU SOMEDAY! LET ME OUT!" The furby's big eyes gazed at him. "Its ok Alucard, I will take care of you" it said in its squeaky furby voice. "AHHHHHHHH!" Alucard shouted in aguish. * Sage heard a very loud scream from further down the tunnel. Chills went down her spine. She took a bite of pizza. Suddenly a rush of energy filled her. Her mind swirled. She was.........hyper. "Oh my gosh! I forgot about the monkeys that live in these underground secret mansion tunnels! They live off of bricks the poor things....I must find and help them!" she said with a determined look. ' I need something to brighten the trip' she thought to herself. Suddenly an idea came to her. She started to sing. "John Jacob jingle highmer smith! His name is my name to! And whenever we go out the people always shout...HERE COMES JOHN JACOB JINGLES HIGHMER SMITH DADA DA DADADA DA!" * Alucard could hear someone singing about 50 feet from the door that held him captive with........it. The furby...... suddenly started to sing with the person. "John Jacob jingle highmer smith! His name is my name to! And whenever we go out the people always shout...HERE COMES JOHN JACOB JINGLES HIGHMER SMITH DADA DA DADADA DA!" Alucard shoved his fingers in his ear and started to scream wildly. "YOU EVIL PERSON! I HATE YOU! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT! THE STUPID FURBY WAS JUST ABOUT TO SHUT UP! WHY!?!?!? I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!. * Sage came upon a door where the screaming was issuing from. "Ohh the tunnel monkeys must be glad I am here to rescue them from the bricks!" she exclaimed. Her hand pushed open the door. A screaming flash of red shot out from the door. * The door to Alucards cell suddenly opend. He shot for it with superhuman speed. Once out he slammed the door on the furby and turned to the culprit that had cause his torture. "Integral? What in god's name happened to you? You're....chibi...." he said looking amazedly at the young girl that so much resembled his master. "HEY YOU LOCKED ME IN THERE WITH A FURBY DAMN YOU! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Alucard said before a bullet went through his head. * Integral stood behind Alucard, a smoking gun in her raised hand. She looked down to Sage. ' Amazing....she looks so much like me.....odd...' she thought as Sage looked fearfully down at Alucard. "Follow me Sage, you need to have some things explained to you, and some ground rules for living here set." Integral said turning. * Sage looked wide-eyed down at Alucard's body. "You...you killed that man!" she said in a horrified voice. Integral turned to her and grinned. " That shall be explained as well. Come now, hurry" Sage looked down at Alucard "I'm sorry Mr. Person/tunnel monkey." she whisperd to him before tripping on his hand and falling once more on her face. She got up and looked sheepishly around to see if the bricks had seen. She decided they had been looking at the woman instead of her and hurried to catch up with Integral.
A/N: . sorry it took so long people. School, Preciouss, Tae Kwon Do, it all kinda got in the way. Its even short . Sorry, I will try to get more done next chapter. See ya then! ^_^
Chapter two- John Jacob Jingle Highmer Smith and Alucard
*Seras sighed. ' This isn't going to go well" she thought climbing the stairs leading behind her the girl who not but two hours ago was ranting about baboons. She shuddered at the thought of Sage meeting Integral. ' God have mercy' Sage on the other hand couldn't be more excited, though the baboon phase had now passed. Sage skipped in her long baggy jeans. Seras gave her an odd side-glance. Sage looked at her and smiled widely. "So! What is me new mother like!?" she asked for the 100th time. Seras's shoulders sagged as she barely made any effort to pick her feet off from the ground. "You will see......"
*Alucard banged on his old cell wall. "YOU CAN'T DO THIS! WHAT IS SO
IMPORTANT YOU WOULD LOCK ME BACK HERE! I WILL.....I WILL....TELL ALL THEM
ABOUT YOUR LITTLE DREAMS OF A CERTAIN PIRATE! LET ME OUT!" he yelled
from behind the door. But it was to no avail, Integral stood on the
other side with a smug look on her face. "You do that Alucard.......then
the men will all know your fear of those little electronic playthings
called furbies." Behind the door Alucard gasped. "You wouldn't! You
couldn't" he said crossing his arms. Integra grinned wider. "Oh I
could, and I will" with that she turned and walked down the long
hallway back to her office. Alucard sat down legs crossed and pouted.
"Stupid furby.....ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!" he shouted into the dark. * Seras stepped through Intgeral's door. Integral was seated behind her desk looking rather bored as she was signing paper work. "Sir Integral.....the girl is here." Seras said fidgeting as Integral's cold eyes met her own. Integral looked oddly at Seras, then leaned to the side peering around her. "Um...where?" Asked Integral finding no one there but Seras. The young vampire whipped around. Her mouth dropped wide open. "SHE WAS HERE I TELL YOU! WHERE DID THAT CHILD GO!?" she shouted to herself starting to franticly search for the girl. Intgeral blinked a few times. " Find her Seras, and do make sure she arrives here next time" she said returning to her paper work. * Sage was walking behind Seras when a glorious smell reached her nostrils alluring her to go back down the stairs. She merrily skipped through a long hallway filled with paintings, and to a kitchen. In the kitchen she spotted a box on a table counter. Sage looked back and forth. No one was around. She tiptoed to the box and opened the box's lid. "AH HAH!" she shouted in victory as the contents of the box turned out to be pizza, one of Sage's favorite foods. She grabbed the box and started on the first piece. "Mmmmmmmmmm......gooooooooood" she said walking along a corridor with her prized pizza in hand. She looked this way and that. A look of dread came over her face. "Oh great I have gotten myself lost!" she muttered through a mouth full of pizza. She bit into the slice and found a nice pocket of pizza sauce. " MMMMMM!" she moaned in delight and continued walking down random hallways. * Alucard sat in his dark dank cell. His arms folded he let out a long sigh. He looked to the side of his cell were two large yellow eyes glared at him. "Me furby!" it said. Alucard's face wrenched as he reached out took the furby and once again smashed it into the wall for the 20th time that hour. "WILL YOU NOT SHUT UP ALREADY! I TOOK THE BATERIES OUT FROM YOU, I HAVE BROKE YOU NUMOURS TIMES, JUST SHUT UP YOU EVIL THING! SHUT UP!" * Seras ran down a flight of stairs. "Sage? SAGE!? WHERE ARE YOU!?" She shouted. She ran down the Hellsing's paintings gallery and into another hallway which led to the Kitchen. There she saw a young woman weeping. " Hey, whats wrong with you?" she asked stopping to help the woman. "Some one stole my pizza!" the woman cried. Seras looked from side to side and caught the strong scent of pizza leading off into the next corridor. * Sage clutched to the pizza box like it was a life line. She started to run and turn down random hallways. She saw a door leading outside. ' Well if I go outside, maybe I can find a way back to the front!' she thought racing out of the doorway to the outside world. * Integral looked out of her window. The wind blew softly causing her long blond her to sway back and forth in a rhythmic dance. Her gaze wandered over the horizon. Something from the corner of her eye darted out of the mansion. "A girl? What is a girl-....SAGE! she is heading strait for- I have to.." * Sage suddenly tripped and fell flat on her face. Her eyes welled with tears and blood dripped slowly from her nose. "OW!" she said looking for what had tripped her. She still held fast to the pizza box as she lifted herself up. "A door? A DOOR! I FOUND A SECRET DOOR! YAY! I AM SOOOOO SMART! HA!" she screamed in delight smiling widely. She lifted the trapdoor and hopped down. * Seras had stopped. She could hear screaming. I horrid ear splitting scream echoed through the mansion. Seras ran towards the noise. "Sage!" she shouted almost tripping over a rug. * Sage looked around at the underground tunnel. It was made of bricks. ' I don't like bricks' Sage thought kicking the wall. She got another piece of pizza out from the box. The young girl started to walk. * Alucard banged his head into the wall again. "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP GO AWAY!" The furby sat right next to him singing the theme song to teletubies. "I AM GONNA DIE IN HERE! INTEGRAL LET ME OUT YOU WHORE! I NEED OUT! THIS IS HORRID! NO MORE! OUT! I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU SOMEDAY! LET ME OUT!" The furby's big eyes gazed at him. "Its ok Alucard, I will take care of you" it said in its squeaky furby voice. "AHHHHHHHH!" Alucard shouted in aguish. * Sage heard a very loud scream from further down the tunnel. Chills went down her spine. She took a bite of pizza. Suddenly a rush of energy filled her. Her mind swirled. She was.........hyper. "Oh my gosh! I forgot about the monkeys that live in these underground secret mansion tunnels! They live off of bricks the poor things....I must find and help them!" she said with a determined look. ' I need something to brighten the trip' she thought to herself. Suddenly an idea came to her. She started to sing. "John Jacob jingle highmer smith! His name is my name to! And whenever we go out the people always shout...HERE COMES JOHN JACOB JINGLES HIGHMER SMITH DADA DA DADADA DA!" * Alucard could hear someone singing about 50 feet from the door that held him captive with........it. The furby...... suddenly started to sing with the person. "John Jacob jingle highmer smith! His name is my name to! And whenever we go out the people always shout...HERE COMES JOHN JACOB JINGLES HIGHMER SMITH DADA DA DADADA DA!" Alucard shoved his fingers in his ear and started to scream wildly. "YOU EVIL PERSON! I HATE YOU! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT! THE STUPID FURBY WAS JUST ABOUT TO SHUT UP! WHY!?!?!? I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!. * Sage came upon a door where the screaming was issuing from. "Ohh the tunnel monkeys must be glad I am here to rescue them from the bricks!" she exclaimed. Her hand pushed open the door. A screaming flash of red shot out from the door. * The door to Alucards cell suddenly opend. He shot for it with superhuman speed. Once out he slammed the door on the furby and turned to the culprit that had cause his torture. "Integral? What in god's name happened to you? You're....chibi...." he said looking amazedly at the young girl that so much resembled his master. "HEY YOU LOCKED ME IN THERE WITH A FURBY DAMN YOU! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Alucard said before a bullet went through his head. * Integral stood behind Alucard, a smoking gun in her raised hand. She looked down to Sage. ' Amazing....she looks so much like me.....odd...' she thought as Sage looked fearfully down at Alucard. "Follow me Sage, you need to have some things explained to you, and some ground rules for living here set." Integral said turning. * Sage looked wide-eyed down at Alucard's body. "You...you killed that man!" she said in a horrified voice. Integral turned to her and grinned. " That shall be explained as well. Come now, hurry" Sage looked down at Alucard "I'm sorry Mr. Person/tunnel monkey." she whisperd to him before tripping on his hand and falling once more on her face. She got up and looked sheepishly around to see if the bricks had seen. She decided they had been looking at the woman instead of her and hurried to catch up with Integral.
A/N: . sorry it took so long people. School, Preciouss, Tae Kwon Do, it all kinda got in the way. Its even short . Sorry, I will try to get more done next chapter. See ya then! ^_^