Hyper Chaos of Hellsing
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing nor anything else that may appear in this fic.
Chapter three- TV and Alucard.
A/N When reviewing please do not offer suggestions on the correct spelling of Miss Hellsing's name because everyone seems to have different views on this and believe me I will try to spell it the best I can. Thank you.
Alucard watched the young girl sitting in front of what seemed to him a big box that had millions of people inside of it. It had just been that day when he had overhear Sage requesting it of Walter.
She has already been here a week and already it had felt more like a year. Integral had almost shot the child when she had called her "Mother" for the 15th time. "Though by blood we are family and I have now adopted you under such circumstances, know that....I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER!", Sir Hellsing had been heard screaming in outrage. Sage had gone out of the room with a very shocked look on her face. Alucard had only stood in the shadows and laughed as the child glanced around to see if anyone was looking before she started laughing. * This child has some nerve*, thought Alucard.
Now, Sage had asked Walter for a "PS2", "Xbox", "CD player", and..........a "TV". What these terms where used for Alucard had not the slightest idea, but he was curious to know.
He was now watching some people entrapped in that box perform the play "American Pie". *I thought Integral was suppose to help humans........not condone keeping them in a little box and force them to entertain one's self.* He thought wonderingly to himself
"Like warm apple pie........" went the tv. Suddenly Sage busted out rolling on the floor with laughs. Alucard's intrest in this "TV" peaked and he walked behind Sage's rolling form. His eyes narrowed as he tried to decipher what in the hell was going on. His gaze darted to a boy, a pie, and the boy's humping motion on the pie. He suddenly looked closer not trusting his own sight that had yet to fail him as much as he was wishing it was that moment. He bent down to Sage. " Sage....is he...that young man, is he...what the hell?" asked Alucard in confusion. Sage looked at his confused face laughing even harder. She fought for breath as her face turned red and she laughed out all of her air. "HE IS MAKING IT WITH A PIE!" she said gasping for air. Alucard's face went from a look of confusion to one of disgust. "EWWW! I have lived for a very long time, I have seen people kill, rape,steal and lie, but never, not once have I ever encountered the sight of one ravaging a pie! A pastry! What the hell is this world coming to!?" Sage giggled at his outburst. "Hehe...Alucard don't take it so seriously, just stay and watch." Alucard cringed at the suggestion but decided to stay and see just how bad it could get.
Soon, he was sitting with Sage watching this "film, or Movie". "And this one time.." "AT BAND CAMP!" they both said in unison. "..I shoved a flute up my.." As Alucard heard this he suddenly became very serious and stood up. "Ok that's it, I now know that my previously formed opinion of humans still stands correct. You are all sick.." With that he walked away still disturbed.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing nor anything else that may appear in this fic.
Chapter three- TV and Alucard.
A/N When reviewing please do not offer suggestions on the correct spelling of Miss Hellsing's name because everyone seems to have different views on this and believe me I will try to spell it the best I can. Thank you.
Alucard watched the young girl sitting in front of what seemed to him a big box that had millions of people inside of it. It had just been that day when he had overhear Sage requesting it of Walter.
She has already been here a week and already it had felt more like a year. Integral had almost shot the child when she had called her "Mother" for the 15th time. "Though by blood we are family and I have now adopted you under such circumstances, know that....I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER!", Sir Hellsing had been heard screaming in outrage. Sage had gone out of the room with a very shocked look on her face. Alucard had only stood in the shadows and laughed as the child glanced around to see if anyone was looking before she started laughing. * This child has some nerve*, thought Alucard.
Now, Sage had asked Walter for a "PS2", "Xbox", "CD player", and..........a "TV". What these terms where used for Alucard had not the slightest idea, but he was curious to know.
He was now watching some people entrapped in that box perform the play "American Pie". *I thought Integral was suppose to help humans........not condone keeping them in a little box and force them to entertain one's self.* He thought wonderingly to himself
"Like warm apple pie........" went the tv. Suddenly Sage busted out rolling on the floor with laughs. Alucard's intrest in this "TV" peaked and he walked behind Sage's rolling form. His eyes narrowed as he tried to decipher what in the hell was going on. His gaze darted to a boy, a pie, and the boy's humping motion on the pie. He suddenly looked closer not trusting his own sight that had yet to fail him as much as he was wishing it was that moment. He bent down to Sage. " Sage....is he...that young man, is he...what the hell?" asked Alucard in confusion. Sage looked at his confused face laughing even harder. She fought for breath as her face turned red and she laughed out all of her air. "HE IS MAKING IT WITH A PIE!" she said gasping for air. Alucard's face went from a look of confusion to one of disgust. "EWWW! I have lived for a very long time, I have seen people kill, rape,steal and lie, but never, not once have I ever encountered the sight of one ravaging a pie! A pastry! What the hell is this world coming to!?" Sage giggled at his outburst. "Hehe...Alucard don't take it so seriously, just stay and watch." Alucard cringed at the suggestion but decided to stay and see just how bad it could get.
Soon, he was sitting with Sage watching this "film, or Movie". "And this one time.." "AT BAND CAMP!" they both said in unison. "..I shoved a flute up my.." As Alucard heard this he suddenly became very serious and stood up. "Ok that's it, I now know that my previously formed opinion of humans still stands correct. You are all sick.." With that he walked away still disturbed.