Hyper Chaos of Hellsing
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A/N: Sorry I haven't updated in awhile. Its my fault. I've been reading books and such. My sorryfullness. I hope you like this chapter. I have been trying to make it were when I upload, it will turn out correctly because my computer refuses to let me save as HTML. Gomen.
A limo pulled up to the Hellsing mansion. The driver stepped lightly out and quickly opened the door.
Sage struggled out, a back pack full of books loaded unto her back. She had been attending a private school for girls about week now. She always had tons of homework.
Integra had almost taken her out of the school after she got Sage's progress report and found she had strait A's. She couldn't believe that masked under that hyper stupidity, there was actually any intelligence.
But then again...the she was a Hellsing.
The driver went to take the bag. "No, that's ok, I've got it." Sage said before heaving it up the steps and almost falling down. She stumbled a bit before entering the mansion.
'I cannot believe that asshole Mr. Bob gave us so much fucking homework!' Sage thought lugging her bag up the stairs to her room.
When she got to her bed, she threw her bag on it and collapsed in the floor. ' The prick just had to lecture all freaking hour, then give us a report. I love History, but damn I hate homework.'
She got up and grabbed her book from the bag. "What was that assignment again?" Sage picked up the book and flipped it open to a saved place.
A piece of paper, now crumpled because it had just been shoved in there, read: "Report on Jack the Ripper. Give your opinion on who it was, and give reasons why you think as such."
'Ok, this shouldn't be that hard. I will er.....just play Clue! IT WAS ER...MRS.SCARLET WITH THE KNIFE IN THE ALLEY! BECAUSE I KNOW IT IS!'
'Ok, maybe that's not the brightest idea.' Suddenly a shadow formed on the wall and out stepped the oh- so- familiar man dressed in red.
"You know, you sound like Police girl" Sage had eyes the size of frying pans. "I didn't say anything!" Alucard took of his hat and glasses placing them on Sage's night stand and sat in a nearby chair.
"I can read your thoughts." He said casually. "Oh really," she replied in an unbelieving tone, "What am I thinking now!?" 'Alucard is fucking hot! Hehe and he is in my bedroom! I should molest him!' Alucard chuckled evilly. "Actually I am quite cold because I am dead, but I know what you meant, I know I am in your bedroom, and I don't think you would be able to molest me. But of course when you are leader of Hellsing, you could order me."
But Sage was now rolling on the floor laughing. She had known he was telling the truth, but just wanted to see how he would react. He also knew this.
"What are you working on Sage?" he asked already knowing the answer. "Blah! Homework!" she replied making gagging and strangling motions.
"Jack the Ripper eh?" "Yeah..." "I knew him.." "Yeah..WHAT!?"
"He was a low vampire who was really sick in the head. He liked the blood of non virgins for some reason, and liked to keep their organs as mementoes"
"That's really gross" "We was a pathetic vampire" Alucard shrugged. "Well I shall be off now." He said before leaving to go annoy Integra Sage suspected.
"Ok! Now for an outline of my paper."
The Killer was Alucard Dracula.
1.Because he was a weird vampire
2.Because he liked to see peoples organs
3.Because he told me so
The next week Sage was looking unbelievingly at her paper. 'He gave me a
C! THAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A C! And he says only because he likes fantasy
novels did I even get that!'
'Integra is going to kill me....'
A/N: Sorry it was not so funny this time. But I hoped you liked it
anyway. Please R&R! Byes!