Harry Potter and the bouncy volleyball!
By MEMEMEMEME
Once upon a time there was an ugly prat named Harry Potter. From now on lets call him Potty head. Well Potty head had a lightening bolt scar on his forehead. Because of this scar Potty head thought he was all that, and thought he could break the rules. His nemesis Draco Malfoy hated him for this. Draco actually pretended to hate Potty heard for this but he secretly admired him, and had a collection of dolls that looked like him and Potty head getting married.
One Christmas Draco Malfoy, who shall now be known as Ferret decided to send Potty head a bouncy volleyball. Little did he know about Potty heads obsessions with bouncy things.
When Harry opened his Present from Ferret he squealed in delight.
"A bouncy volleyball," he cried as he began to bounce it up and down. He bounced it all the way to the Great Hall for supper.
When Ferret saw Potty head come down the stairs, bouncing his gift in great delight, he broke!
"Potty head, I love you," he cried.
A booming voice came up from the ceiling.
"Stop Ferret. Only I can call him Potty head, and you Ferret. I might turn you into a girl!"
Ferret screamed, and cried, "who is that, is that G-d?"
"NO! YOU IMBASYL! IT'S THE AUTHOR! NOW FINISH YOUR MONOLAUGE BEFORE I TURN YOU INTO A GIRL!" and then it was quiet.
Ferret, not wanting to be turned into a girl, wailed in similarity to a girl, "I love you Potter,"
Then to everyone's surprise Potty head ran towards Ferret, and cried "I love you too Draco," and then started to make out like rabbits.
All of a sudden, Ginny Weasely saw this a cried, and then, the author not wanting cry baby's decided to kill her off. Then, after Ron and Hermione threatened to hurt the high and almighty author, she killed them off too.
Then quite bored with herself, the author sighed, "What the hell," and turned Ferret into a girl with big poofy pigtails!
And then they all lived happily ever after until the high and mighty author got bored with them and killed them off.
THE END!
R&R!