Rating: PG
Summary: When all hope is lost rely on the impossible… In a terrible situation remember you can get through it with friends…
Disclaimer: I don't own LoTr! I only own Anna!
So after the long wait we have So Far, So Good again!!! What are you waiting for? READ!!! Oh yeah I changed it to Anna's POV instead because it's easier… Anyway I'm aiming for a long chapter because of the long wait and let's hope this will be the last of Tina the evil dimwitted girl that I'd like to say a real bad word to but I cant because this is a PG rated story… (Persephone's-Child shoves a Fruit Cake into Nienna's mouth) I'm so glad for the QuickEdit thing!
So Far, So Good
Chapter 3: A Happy Birthday?!
"Whats all these potatoes?" I asked them "We thought you liked potatoes!" Sam complained "Yes I do but…" I glanced at the potatoes with disgust "I like them cooked…" I confessed "Oh…" Pippin replied.
I was just sitting on my bed looking at the smiling faces of the Fellowship looking at me "So…?" I asked them then I studied their faces again "Where's Boromir?" I asked That was a really stupid question… "He died…" Aragorn said sadly then their eyes became all teary "OK and another question is why is Frodo here?" I asked Another stupid question waiting to be answered "Yeah why are you here?" Pippin asked Frodo just shrugged "How did you get here?" I asked "I'm sorry I have no idea…" Gandalf told me Great another big mystery to solve… "How do you get back?" I asked, they all shrugged "Well what time is it?" I asked "About 3:30am…" Merry sighed and Pippin yawned, Gimli snored and Aragorn asked, "Can we go to sleep now?" "Um… Sure hold on…" I told him
We went to bed and here are the bed arrangements:
Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn stayed in my brother's room which happens to have and extra bed and I managed to get out a cot out of the basement, Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin shared the spare room which had two big beds and Gandy stayed in the Master's Bedroom which had one big bed no one would like to share with him… Luckily I got my room and nothing would bother m-
"Anna?" Pippin asked and I made a fist and I twitched, "Yes? My little hobbit that is a fool, how may I help you?" I asked him, very annoyed I was, yessssssssss… "Well I gotta go…" he told me, "Where?" I asked sitting up trying to adjust my eyes to the light, "You know GO! BAD!!!" he told me "Oh…" I sighed, problem number one, How do I explain a toilet to a hobbit? We got to the bathroom and I explained as clearly as I could about the toilet and I seem pretty freaked out that he didn't say "Ewwww…" even once… Soon the only problem I had was to explain to him what was tissue paper then I went outside and he went to do it then he tried to open the door, it didn't open, he tried again, it didn't open then he started panicking, "HELP!!!" he screamed, I opened the door "It was open Pip…" I yawned, "Oh…" he said sadly and he was blushing, I looked at my watch, it was 4:05, "God, don't you ever go to sleep?" I asked him, he yawned, "You just answered my question son of Paladin" I groaned.
I woke up, late as usual, I wake up late always, on weekends that is… I looked around and no one was there, Was it all a dream? I dressed up in my favorite Saturday outfit that I bought last month, so far I've been wearing it every Saturday that's why it's a Saturday outfit, I went downstairs quietly as possible then "Hi!" a voice from behind me said, I jumped then I fell down the stairs and landed on my but, "Sorry…" said Merry sheepishly, "Are you alright?" Aragorn asked rushing into the room, "Yes I'm fine all I need is some ice…" I said trying to stand up, Aragorn helped me to the kitchen, I got some ice in the fridge and put it into a towel and placed it on my head, "Where are the others?" I asked Aragorn, "They're looking at a strange device in a room…" Aragorn told me, "The TV…" I muttered and rushed to the living room, I found them watching The Two Towers and Gandalf looked pretty stupid covering his eyes… Too bad Boromir isn't here… He might be the only sane one… Anyway I'm stuck with them, I cant do anything, "Anyone hungry?" I asked, there was no answer, "I'll take that as a 'yes'" I told them.
Cooking wasn't all that bad… Maybe it was because Sam didn't bother about my cooking, I don't cook bad but he looked like he was going to pounce on me… Anyway, I was able to make spaghetti, some fried chicken and mashed potatoes but when Merry and Pippin rushed into the room and ate all the mashed potatoes so I had to rush to the store with everyone just to buy more mashed potato mix, good thing my dad had those extra clothes in his closet and I got some of my brother's clothes too.
We arrived at the store and of course I had to protect Legolas from the evilness of Tina who happened to be there and just to tell you she loves Orlando Bloom and she doesn't even care about who he portrays or what the movie's about. She only cares about seeing him in the movie. She went up to me and gawd was I ready to punch her, "Hey sucker…" she said then she pushed me, where were those guys when I needed them? Oh yeah they were preoccupying themselves with the other things to buy in the store…
"What do you want?" I asked her, "What else? Your money maybe, your humiliation to be seen or maybe to make your life plain miserable…" Tina snickered, I scowled, she readied a punch I prepared to block, I'm so happy I took taekwondo before. She punched I closed my eyes and blocked but I didn't feel her arm, I opened my eyes and I saw she was staring at someone behind me and her arm was being held by someone, I looked behind and I found Legolas scowling at her, "Don't even think of hurting her again…" he growled at her, I smiled, having them was not bad after all, they were like body guards! COOL! Tina kept silent then Legolas released her hand, then her eyes grew wider, I found the hobbits, Aragorn, Gimli and Gandalf beside me scowling at her. "S-s-s-sure" she stammered then the boys left and she looked at me, "Why was Orlando Bloom with you?" she asked me, demanding isn't she? "I want you to guess and if it's correct I'll give you a cookie" I said smiling then I turned around and went away.
I paid for the goods then we left, I'm so glad it was a walking distance. I managed to hide Legolas too, I made him wear sunglasses and a hat to hide his hair. We reached home without any rapid FanGirls anywhere in sight. Then I made the mashed potatoes, Sam just watched, when he figured out how to do it I told him he could do it next time and he smiled. "Lunch is ready!" I called out, "No First or Second breakfast?" Pippin asked, "Sorry but no Pip maybe tomorrow" I told him.
You may be asking why I'm staying sane, after all the fellowship without Boromir's here… Why must I act sane? Maybe it's because I want to well let me continue first because you might find out that with them here it's not as sane as you think…
February 29, 2004
"Oscars is tonight!!!" I screamed when I woke up, late as usual, you know my weekend routine. They all stared at me weirdly but I noticed a problem… Gandalf was gone… I panicked, I checked in his room and I found a note, I read it, it said:
Dear Anna,
I have found a way to open a portal back to our world
The others cheered because of this.
Unfortunately I only was able to transport me back… Please tell the others I am terribly sorry and that I will be back with a way to bring them back…
,Gandalf
I could hear the hobbits sighs and I saw Legolas and Aragorn look like they were ready to cry, that could have amused me but knowing that they might not be able to see the place they call home for a long time seems hard, "We cant go back?" Gimli asked doubtfully, "I'm afraid so…" I sighed, I felt like I was ready to cry for the poor souls but that's the way life is, with ups and downs…
They kept silent for the next half hour then, "I cant take this silence" I told them, "What do you suggest we do then?" Aragorn asked, "Why don't we go to the mall and get you clothes that look so much better and fashionable!" I grinned
TBC
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Last Notes: Well thats all for now! I'll try to update sooner! And if you all are wondering The Terrors of Middle Earth will be on soon like in a week because the writers block thing... I'm just recovering from it! Well hope you all like this chapter! I'll update real soon!