Disclaimer: I don't own LoTr! There I admit it!
Well this is chapter 4 and I'm glad many people like this story! OK! On with the story!
So Far, So Good
Chapter 4: Mall Trouble and Happy Endings
We got on the bus without anyone noticing us as in look we got 5 short guys, a dude that looks exactly like Viggo Mortensen and a guy that's wearing shades, a hat and a coat in an enclosed area.
We paid and we rode the bus all the way to the Wall Mart, everything went really well, until, "IT'S ORLI! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" a rabid FanGirl said then started to chase Legolas, good thing I was there, "Back off this is not Orli!" I told her, "Yes he is! I can smell him!" she replied, rabid FanGirls... tsk tsk... "OK what if he is Orli you cant have him" I told her, "Why?" she asked, pathetic little freak of FanGirl people losers... "Because you have to answer this question!" I told her, "Fine give me your best shot!" she told me, "In the book was Legolas serious?" I asked her, "Of course he was" she said confidently, "Wrong!" I yelled at her, she twitched, hehehe... "He was serious and amusing! Merry and Pippin were the real serious ones in the book but Peter Jackson made them the famous, famous funny duo!" I yelled at her, "Well I bet you don't know when's Orli's birthday!" she yelled at me, "January 13, 1977" I told her confidently, stupid pathetic little nansy-pansy freak, "His dog's name?" "Maude" "His favorite color?" "Yellow" "How many days in the hospital when he broke his back?" "12" "His role in Troy, POTC, Black Hawk down and Wilde!" she told me grinning widely, "Prince Paris," I told her, she twitched, "Will Turner," she twitched again, "Blackburn", "she twitched again, "AND THE RENT BOY!" I yelled and she twitched again, "NOW GET OUT OF HERE FREAK-A-LOSER WHO'S AFTER MY FRIEND!" I yelled, she shuddered and ran away, I smirked and turned around then I saw Legolas.
He was being attacked by more rabid FanGirls... Note to self... Never leave Legolas alone in the mall... Here we go again... I told myself.
At last we were able to free Legolas of the terror of the FanGirls! But he did look a bit um... out of shape...
"Remind me that FanGirls are like wargs..." he told me after I told him what FanGirls are. "Are we going to get attacked too?" Pippin asked, "I think so..." I told them and they all shuddered "But I don't think Gimli will" I told them, "Phew..." Gimli sighed, gosh I love that dwarf's comedy!
We reached Wall Mart finally, I got a cart then we went in. Just then I saw something, someone. Then it hit me... Elijah Wood. (a/n: Sorry I love putting him in my stories...) I squealed in delight and ran to him forgetting something that I shouldn't have forgotten.
"Hi!" I waved at him, "Hi!" he greeted back, "Oh... just a question what would you, as in a big movie star do in a Wall Mart in New Jersey if I might ask..." I asked him trying to hold back my blush, "Well I was driving then I got low on gas and the nearest place was here so I decided to get more things for my trip" he told me, I seriously LOVE his voice and he did the eyebrow thing and I swooned!
"Um... cool I might just have to like um... get going now..." he told me, "Um... Wait!" I called back then I reached into my bag to grab my pen and paper, "Can I have your autograph?" I asked with a smile "To whom I may ask?" he asked me, "To Anna Rosworth please!" I grinned, not everyday you get to meet your favorite star in a Wall Mart, "OK well nice meeting you!" he waved me goodbye, he was on his way to pay, I looked at his cart and he had some chips, beer and a cigarette pack, why can't he stop smoking? He might kill himself! "Bye!" I waved back. Gosh I wish I was older!
I went back to meet the boys but there was one problem... They weren't there! I did what anyone could do when a person that doesn't know the place runs off somewhere, I panicked! Poor Legolas... I thought He might be FanGirl chow now! I ran through every aisle then found Pippin looking at a screen at the electronics aisle. He was watching an ad for 'Yellow Cheese' (a/n: hehehe... I made it up!) "Must buy 'Yellow Cheese'..." he told me as if he were put into a trance. "Yeah we'll get some later!" told him then I pulled him around Wall Mart then I saw Merry and Frodo pinned to the wall by two sisters, I knew what was going on right away, I stomped to Merry and Frodo and told them, "You bad brothers running away! Do not run away again! Do you understand me?" I twisted their ears then winked at them. The sisters just stared at me as I pulled them away from them.
We ran to find Aragorn, Gimli, Sam and Legolas and hopefully they weren't in trouble especially Legolas. We found Sam at the cooking utensils aisle and Aragorn at the dolls aisle, if you're asking, he was looking at the Arwen doll, Gimli was in the knife section and Legolas was attacked by FanGirls again so I scared them away like what I did with the last one, we hurriedly got our clothes, paid and went home.
They all tried on their clothes and we started to start a conversation about 'Yellow Cheese' and of course Pippin started it. Then there was the doorbell, "I'll get it!" I told them, good thing I told them what a doorbell was on the way home! I opened the door and gosh I swear I almost fainted but I already fainted twice yesterday, I don't want to faint again, it was Elijah, again... "Um... hi Anna... I was just coming to pass by because..." he told me, "FanGirls are out there..." he whispered then shuddered, "Sure! Come in!" I told him, he stepped inside, "But I might have to tell you something first..." I told him and he seemed like a guy to trust so I told him about Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Sam, Merry and Pippin but he became really freaked out because of Frodo.
Well eventually everything went well especially because Elijah was here but that was not where the chaos started...
TBC
So what do you guys think? Review to find out! Oh gosh... I have these annoying plot bunnies... Three of them to be exact... One has to do with me showing the world that Elrond was really Agent Smith in disguise and that he was going to take over Middle-Earth and me and Neo have to stop him and another one is about a blind girl that befriends a certain elf that we all love and the last one is about a girl who has been secretly meeting with Legolas in the forest near Mirkwood's palace then the guards of the palace capture her ad she is sentenced to death because they think she is a spy but will Legolas allow it? Will his father understand Legolas's feelings for the girl? Well the whole plot bunny thing turned into three summaries already... anyway here are some review answers...
southerngirl4615: Yeah me too! It was torture without the internet there! Well there was an internet café but my dad wouldn't let me go... oh yeah... THANKIES! :)
Well this is chapter 4 and I'm glad many people like this story! OK! On with the story!
So Far, So Good
Chapter 4: Mall Trouble and Happy Endings
We got on the bus without anyone noticing us as in look we got 5 short guys, a dude that looks exactly like Viggo Mortensen and a guy that's wearing shades, a hat and a coat in an enclosed area.
We paid and we rode the bus all the way to the Wall Mart, everything went really well, until, "IT'S ORLI! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" a rabid FanGirl said then started to chase Legolas, good thing I was there, "Back off this is not Orli!" I told her, "Yes he is! I can smell him!" she replied, rabid FanGirls... tsk tsk... "OK what if he is Orli you cant have him" I told her, "Why?" she asked, pathetic little freak of FanGirl people losers... "Because you have to answer this question!" I told her, "Fine give me your best shot!" she told me, "In the book was Legolas serious?" I asked her, "Of course he was" she said confidently, "Wrong!" I yelled at her, she twitched, hehehe... "He was serious and amusing! Merry and Pippin were the real serious ones in the book but Peter Jackson made them the famous, famous funny duo!" I yelled at her, "Well I bet you don't know when's Orli's birthday!" she yelled at me, "January 13, 1977" I told her confidently, stupid pathetic little nansy-pansy freak, "His dog's name?" "Maude" "His favorite color?" "Yellow" "How many days in the hospital when he broke his back?" "12" "His role in Troy, POTC, Black Hawk down and Wilde!" she told me grinning widely, "Prince Paris," I told her, she twitched, "Will Turner," she twitched again, "Blackburn", "she twitched again, "AND THE RENT BOY!" I yelled and she twitched again, "NOW GET OUT OF HERE FREAK-A-LOSER WHO'S AFTER MY FRIEND!" I yelled, she shuddered and ran away, I smirked and turned around then I saw Legolas.
He was being attacked by more rabid FanGirls... Note to self... Never leave Legolas alone in the mall... Here we go again... I told myself.
At last we were able to free Legolas of the terror of the FanGirls! But he did look a bit um... out of shape...
"Remind me that FanGirls are like wargs..." he told me after I told him what FanGirls are. "Are we going to get attacked too?" Pippin asked, "I think so..." I told them and they all shuddered "But I don't think Gimli will" I told them, "Phew..." Gimli sighed, gosh I love that dwarf's comedy!
We reached Wall Mart finally, I got a cart then we went in. Just then I saw something, someone. Then it hit me... Elijah Wood. (a/n: Sorry I love putting him in my stories...) I squealed in delight and ran to him forgetting something that I shouldn't have forgotten.
"Hi!" I waved at him, "Hi!" he greeted back, "Oh... just a question what would you, as in a big movie star do in a Wall Mart in New Jersey if I might ask..." I asked him trying to hold back my blush, "Well I was driving then I got low on gas and the nearest place was here so I decided to get more things for my trip" he told me, I seriously LOVE his voice and he did the eyebrow thing and I swooned!
"Um... cool I might just have to like um... get going now..." he told me, "Um... Wait!" I called back then I reached into my bag to grab my pen and paper, "Can I have your autograph?" I asked with a smile "To whom I may ask?" he asked me, "To Anna Rosworth please!" I grinned, not everyday you get to meet your favorite star in a Wall Mart, "OK well nice meeting you!" he waved me goodbye, he was on his way to pay, I looked at his cart and he had some chips, beer and a cigarette pack, why can't he stop smoking? He might kill himself! "Bye!" I waved back. Gosh I wish I was older!
I went back to meet the boys but there was one problem... They weren't there! I did what anyone could do when a person that doesn't know the place runs off somewhere, I panicked! Poor Legolas... I thought He might be FanGirl chow now! I ran through every aisle then found Pippin looking at a screen at the electronics aisle. He was watching an ad for 'Yellow Cheese' (a/n: hehehe... I made it up!) "Must buy 'Yellow Cheese'..." he told me as if he were put into a trance. "Yeah we'll get some later!" told him then I pulled him around Wall Mart then I saw Merry and Frodo pinned to the wall by two sisters, I knew what was going on right away, I stomped to Merry and Frodo and told them, "You bad brothers running away! Do not run away again! Do you understand me?" I twisted their ears then winked at them. The sisters just stared at me as I pulled them away from them.
We ran to find Aragorn, Gimli, Sam and Legolas and hopefully they weren't in trouble especially Legolas. We found Sam at the cooking utensils aisle and Aragorn at the dolls aisle, if you're asking, he was looking at the Arwen doll, Gimli was in the knife section and Legolas was attacked by FanGirls again so I scared them away like what I did with the last one, we hurriedly got our clothes, paid and went home.
They all tried on their clothes and we started to start a conversation about 'Yellow Cheese' and of course Pippin started it. Then there was the doorbell, "I'll get it!" I told them, good thing I told them what a doorbell was on the way home! I opened the door and gosh I swear I almost fainted but I already fainted twice yesterday, I don't want to faint again, it was Elijah, again... "Um... hi Anna... I was just coming to pass by because..." he told me, "FanGirls are out there..." he whispered then shuddered, "Sure! Come in!" I told him, he stepped inside, "But I might have to tell you something first..." I told him and he seemed like a guy to trust so I told him about Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Sam, Merry and Pippin but he became really freaked out because of Frodo.
Well eventually everything went well especially because Elijah was here but that was not where the chaos started...
TBC
So what do you guys think? Review to find out! Oh gosh... I have these annoying plot bunnies... Three of them to be exact... One has to do with me showing the world that Elrond was really Agent Smith in disguise and that he was going to take over Middle-Earth and me and Neo have to stop him and another one is about a blind girl that befriends a certain elf that we all love and the last one is about a girl who has been secretly meeting with Legolas in the forest near Mirkwood's palace then the guards of the palace capture her ad she is sentenced to death because they think she is a spy but will Legolas allow it? Will his father understand Legolas's feelings for the girl? Well the whole plot bunny thing turned into three summaries already... anyway here are some review answers...
southerngirl4615: Yeah me too! It was torture without the internet there! Well there was an internet café but my dad wouldn't let me go... oh yeah... THANKIES! :)