Disclaimer: I do not own LoTr but I down Yellow Cheese and the plot! :)
OK this will be funny and weird and... I dunno... evil at the same time so please read and oh yeah this will be a might not be a bit long, maybe the shortest chapter I've ever done anyway please read!!! Oh so keep reading if you want a surprise too! It's a very! very cool surprise too! Oh and if you don't see the stars... I'm really sorry...
Dancing bears painted wings,
Things I almost remember,
And a song someone sings,
Once apon a December,
Someone holds me safe and warm,
Horses prance through a silver storm,
Figures dancing gracefully,
Across my memory,
Far away, long ago,
Glowing dim as an ember,
Things my heart used to know,
Things it yearns to remember,
And a song someone sings,
Once apon a December...
Sorry if you're asking why I wrote that, I had to make it stuck on your heads if it was stuck in mine... ehehehe... :)
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So Far, So Good
Chapter 5: All happy moments must end
Anna's POV
"OK so what we have to do is tig or tog someone and you got to do something before you tig or tog a certain person..." Elijah told us, "Seriously after an hour of trying to teach us tig a tog I still cant understand this game..." I sighed, I heard 'me too's' from the rest. "OK so what do propose we do?" Elijah asked, "EAT!!!" Pip shouted happily, "Pip... we just had lunch like an hour ago..." I told him, "No don't tell him don't tell him!" Aragorn whispered, "Well then I'll eat alone!" Pip stated, "Fine with me!" I told him, Pippin went to the kitchen then Aragorn went to me and said, "You shouldn't have done that..." "Why? What could possibly happen?" I asked, "A lot..." Legolas sighed then I went into the kitchen, not sure about what could Pippin do in the kitchen, then I saw what Aragorn meant
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Pippin's POV
I ate everything in sight in the refrigerator as what Anna calls it and it was yummy except for this something like gooey stuff in there... Anyway I was stopped by Anna, she pulled me to the room where the others were and I threw an apple to Merry, he grinned and I grinned back then Anna looked at me with an angry look then I grinned nervously so that she wouldn't make me do something bad then she told us just this "We have to take another trip to Wall Mart!"
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Anna's POV
We agreed that a shopping center was no place for the following people: Elijah, Frodo, Merry, Pippin and Legolas, ESPECIALLY LEGOLAS. So Sam, Aragorn, Gimli and I went to Wall Mart again and I agreed to buy Aragorn the Arwen doll but I didn't buy Gimli the knives. Sam got the food though, he was going to cook as I promised, I got to get the junk food! I got more Yellow Cheese and I got Doritos and Nacho Sauce and Tacos and more! Then I got the really big bottles of Coke and a lot of bottles of beer. We were going to pay now but the cashier lady had a look on her face, the look that says that 'You're suspicious' "What?" I asked, "Are you a little bit too young to drink beer?" she asked, "What? The beer's for my dad!" I told her, I was always good at comebacks, "Then where's your dad?" she asked, then I thought of the first dad-like creature in my mind, "Hold on!!!" I told her, I brought back Aragorn who was clutching the Aragorn doll then he put it on the counter, the cashier arched her eyebrow, "It's for my sister..." I told her, then she started to scan the items, I told Aragorn to fetch Gimli and Sam and at least we paid and got out just before an Aragorn FanGirl appeared.
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Elijah's POV
"What do we do now?" I asked myself, "We can always eat!" Pippin grinned, "No! No eating! Wait till later!" I told him then Pippin sadly went away, "You can have some Yellow Cheese though!" I yelled at him then Pippin dashed to the kitchen, Merry followed then I went to where Legolas and Frodo were seated, "What are you doing?" I asked, "Trying to finish the piece" Legolas said, "Quiet! I'm trying to concentrate!" Frodo told us, Frodo was playing Beenthoven's 9th Symphany! Frodo did it well though, he mastered it but there was only one little problem... "Can I have a harder one please?" he asked me, "I don't think there's a harder one" I confessed, "Well OK..." he sighed, Legolas was clapping and I was just confused...
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Anna's POV
We got home just in time for lunch then I remembered something, I forgot the keys! I rang the door bell and yelled "OPEN UP!!!" then Legolas answered the door then a couple of girls sprang out of the bushes, "STALKERS!" I yelled then got out my handy dandy FanGirl spray and sprayed them then they got knocked out, I rushed inside the house then locked the door and sighed in relief. "Who was that?" Elijah asked, "FanGirls..." I replied, "You sure?" he asked, "Yup" I replied, "Because I asked Billy and Dom to come to teach you tig a tog and they said they're going to come here dressed as girls because they're going to hide from a prank that they did on Orli..." he told me, "Uh oh..." I whispered to myself, I quickly went outside to find an unconscious Billy and Dom on the ground, I looked at them like there was a question mark over my head then Elijah looked outside, "Yup that's them..." he sighed.
We brought them in then I asked Elijah, "What are we supposed to do with them?" "I have no idea" he replied, "We can wake them up for starters" Sam told us, "OK" Merry replied, "For some strange reason the other one seems familiar..." Pippin told no one in particular, Elijah and I just smirked, "Oh my god I completely forgot!" I told no one in particular, "Forgot what?" Legolas asked me "Oscars is tonight!" I grinned, "WHAT!" I heard Elijah shout and two more voices shout, then I realized that Dom was clutching his stomach in pain because it seems that Merry was jumping on him...
"I forgot about the Oscars too..." Dom said, "And it was supposed to be the most awaited night for all of us..." Billy said, "Tig..." Pippin tigged Dom then Dom glanced at Pippin "Billy now's not the time to play!" he told Pippin, "But I'm here!" Billy shouted, "Who's Billy Merry?" Pippin asked Dom "Hey Pip I'm here! I'm Merry!" Merry shouted then they all started asking questions that no one can answer then when I was fed up I screamed, "QUIET!" then I looked at the silenced room, "Thank You" I told them.
I watched Elijah, Dom and Billy get into the car and I glanced at my watch, it was exactly 2 o'clock in the afternoon, "You guys will be OK?" I asked them, "Yeah and thanks for the FanGirl repellent!" Dom waved, "We'll try to visit soon!" Billy said, "Thanks again!" Elijah waved and with that he drove off then the car stopped then it turned around then Billy opened the door, "That visit was a little too soon..." I told him, then he grinned then led Merry, Sam and Frodo out of the car, "But we wanted to go!" Merry groaned, "Yeah we want to know what's this Oscars thing!" Sam told them, "PLEASE!" they all asked, "No, sorry" I told them, then we all went inside and Elijah, Billy and Dom drove off, we ate dinner that night then I realized something... The table still had food then it hit me... "WHERE'S PIPPIN?!" I screamed.
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OK sorry if it's short again, oh yeah I said it's evil because Pippin's gone, cliffhangers and you know stuff like that anyway I missed you all when I didn't update! I was to busy reading Captain Crimson's work! They are all You/ fics! Read them if you like! Oh yeah can someone please tell me where the Oscars are held! I missed the first part... Anyway here are some review answers:
Persephone's-Child: Oh please oh please don't attack me for Pippin being lost or whatever's going to happen to him please! Anyway... Thank you for being a good reviewer! A bottle of rum for you!
southerngirl4615: Hello! Thanks for the compliments! I'm glad you like the plot bunnies! I'm thinking about posting one of them because now I have 4 plot bunnies...
I'm From Tookland: NuUuUuUuUu!!! Not a Mary-Sue story! I don't like them very much... Anyway if you think there's going to be romance? There's none it's just plain comedy with a sad ending and a sequel! o.O shouldn't have told you that...
Oh if you were all wondering, chaos and more coming soon if any of you guys want to make an appearance speak up! Or in other words tell me! :) Here is your surprise!
And now in a theater near you: So Far, So Good BlOoPeRs! (a/n: LoL!)
#1:
Dom: I forgot about the Oscars too...
Anna: Well I didn't...
#2:
Anna: What are we supposed to do with them?
'ding dong'
(Anna answers the door)
Pizza dude: Hey here's your pizza...
#3:
Anna: (laughs) What was my line again?
Elijah: (laughs)
#4:
Pippin: When are we supposed to talk? Oh now? Oh crap...
#5:
Billy: (snore) zZzZzZzZzZ...
Everyone except Billy: (laughs real hard that they're rolling on the ground)
=end of bloopers=
Was it funny? It's just a little something to waste my time... :D Well if you like them I can post bloopers in every chapter if you'd like! Wow... almost 1600 words for this chapter... Cool... ;) See you guys next time!!! Oh and if you were wondering what happened to TTOME... Well it seems that FF.Net is just not ready for it's brilliance...