AN: I do not own Hellsing nor any of the characters therein. I do not own MSN messenger.
Seras Victoria was looking over the clothing she had purchased from the store at the Midnight Mall. She had had to go back and demand her Master's clothing. Funny, the store seemed reluctant to return it.
She put them down and walked up to Sir Integra's room. Meaning to ask her when she could go back, maybe on another 'mission', she opened the door.
The room was empty. But a computer stood open on the desk. A laptop.
Curious, Seras wandered over. Turning around the screen, she noticed that it was logged on to the internet. Sitting down, she thought she'd check up on the news.
A bubble popped up:
YellowRosesEnrico says: hi u skanky protestant b!
Seras started. Then she realised. It was Enrico Maxwell from Iscariot! She muffled a giggle. Evidently Sir Integra had logged in to MSN. This was her chance to find out more about the suspected romance! But no, she had to be neutral.
"Hmm. Maybe I can find out…" she began to type. She laughed when she saw what Sir Integra's name was.
Wheresmycigar says: and u, u arrogant jerk
YellowRosesEnrico says: ooh, is that all u have to say?
Wheresmycigar says: im really bored
YellowRosesEnrico says: huh?
Wheresmycigar says: what do u do when ur bored?
YellowRosesEnrico says: y r u asking me?
Wheresmycigar says: just tell me u jerk or ill sick Alucard on u
There was a pause.
YellowRosesEnrico says: calm down ill tell u what i do when im bored. can u keep a secret?
Wheresmycigar says: sure i can
YellowRosesEnrico says: i look at the latest internet porn site updates
Seras jumped. She shuddered.
"Eeeeeeeeewwww…"
Wheresmycigar says: ur sick
YellowRosesEnrico says: dont u dare tell nyone!
Wheresmycigar says: ttyl
YellowRosesEnrico says: fine
Seras logged off, feeling slightly ill. That definitely wasn't something she wanted to do if she was bored!
Hearing footsteps, she ran out of Sir Integra's office and down to her room.
Sir Integra stared at her 'history' of MSN messenger lines.
"Who's been messing with my computer?? And why were they talking with that Vatican dog about being bor-- SERAS VICTORIA!!!!!"
Next: Alexander Anderson!