Disclaimer: I do not own LoTr... How many times do I have to say it?
OK I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored so I decided to make this chapter! :) Anyway please tell me if it's becoming Mary Sueish! Oh and more humor later on! :) And everything else cool! OK! ;) OH AND TINA OWES ME A HALF-DEMON WITH HELLBOY HORNS! Not yet but SHE WILL!!!
So Far, So Good
Chapter 9: Singing, Pranks and the Kisses
Tina's POV
OK we were walking aimlessly around Rivendell and we bumped into not so important people like Elrond, Arwen and Aragorn but we did bump into Elladan and Elrohir and they decided to go about with us and Britt kept on saying that they reminded her of her twin sisters... [Yes Britt I read your bio and I think everyone named Ren is a smart, popular and cool person...] But after a few aimless walks around Rivendell we decided to play a prank on Arwen! We got a sponge and a tub and a blindfold and Aragorn and a bucket and a stick and some aluminum can [where they got them? I don't know...] First Aragorn blindfolded Arwen then they led her to a door where a bucket full of oil was waiting for her with some aluminum cans inside, she comes inside she trips over the oil then she slips out the window on the sponge that resembled Spongebob for some strange reason... Anyway she fell into a river and went down the waterfall and disappeared into the waters below... We went down to check on her but there was just a pair of green and white Sketcher shoes... There was also a note and it said:
Whoever wears these shoes shall explode in their tracks
"OK whats with the Gandy like riddle?" I asked and we all snickered then Britt jumped and screamed "How did Aragorn get here?" she asked "Dunno and don't care..." I said "Hey doesn't ada tell the future?" Elrohir asked and Elladan nodded "He can look into la furtura?" Britt asked and the twins nodded "OMG!" I said then ran up "Where are you going?" Elladan asked "To distract Agent Smith while you hide the evil shoes of doom!" I shouted "MADE IN THE LAND OF A THOUSAND FIRES?" Britt shouted back then I yelled "YES" and made my way inside the halls of Rivendell
Anna's POV
Apparently we all got drunk but for some strange reason I felt perfectly normal till someone told me to sing and I did and I sang one of the songs I made up...
I can see everyone walking in a single file, They are all talking about something's I don't know, But I just look at them LIKE SAYING GO AHEAD CONTINUE!
Just thinking I'm free at last, No more pressure for two days, I'm going around saying hi to everyone saying that there should be a PARTEY!
It's the first Friday of the school year, The Friday we've all been waiting for, The Friday that I love the most, TGIF, thank God it's Friday!
Walking by myself, I'm alone in the halls, Not wanting to go home, I just want to be alone, But suddenly I see an open room with lots of music, I step inside and my life just changes
It's the first Friday of the school year, The Friday we've all been waiting for, The Friday that I love the most, TGIF, thank God it's Friday!
Parting in the class room, Having fun, Watching everyone dancing with the groove,
Helping others get their punch and waving to the cute guys, Making faces, getting speechless, smiling to everyone I see, Peers and Jocks and Cheerleaders and Geeks and Nerds are here too Even the Goths that don't want to be seen by all of you
All because...
It's the first Friday of the school year, The Friday we've all been waiting for, The Friday that I love the most, TGIF, thank God it's Friday!
It's the first Friday of the school year, The Friday we've all been waiting for, The Friday that I love the most, TGIF, thank God it's Friday!
I finished and surprisingly everyone was cheering and clapping and whistling, and I smiled and waved and blew kisses "Thank you! Thank you!" I shouted then I sat down then Merry and Pippin started to sing a song and Ruby joined in
Oh you can sail far and wide but you can't drink the whole town dry! The beer's so brown and you'll never find a beer so brown as the one we drink in our hometown! You can kick your fancy ales! You can drink 'em by the flagon! But the only brew for the brave and true, COMES FROM THE GREEN DRAGON!
And the whole Inn was roaring with cheers laughter and whistles and something unexpected happened and for some strange reason Pip kissed Ruby smack on the lips!
[Everyone: o.O][Ruby: YAY!]
Then everyone gasped and I fainted at the sight of weirdness and randomness... Flying pigs with arrows with heart shaped tips shot arrows at Ruby and Pippin who were kissing passionately on the table...
[Nienna: I have a sick mind, don't I?][Everyone: (nods except for Ruby who is shaking her head)]
Then the pigs flew away but not before they shot an arrow at Frodo, good thing they missed me!
I woke up in the room Frodo reserved and I saw Frodo, Ruby, Merry and Pippin sleeping too, in their own beds, I went by Ruby's bed, she wasn't there, it was her pillows, I found her with Pippin hugging, then I went to Merry's bed, he was sucking his thumb, I went to Frodo's bed, he wasn't there so I went down stairs and there was very, very odd music... It was the blues and Frodo was at the bar drinking from a little cup... I sat down beside him, "So what's up?" I asked "Oh sweet nothings..." he replied "Really? You look pretty depressed to me" I told him and he smiled faintly "No there's really nothing..." "But you're doing things a depressed guy would do, late at night, request for the blues and drink from a small cup wine" I told him then he chuckled, I giggled then he looked at me, "How do you make your eyes big and blue?" I ask him sweetly and innocently and he smirks then "Why is the sky blue like your eyes?" I ask and he shrugs "Why do you look like you're drunk and a flying pig with a heart shaped tip for it's arrow who works for Legolas shot you with one of his arrows?" I ask and he kisses me then I pull back then I run into the room screaming and I got Ruby and brought her to the bathroom, "RUBYINEEDHELPI'MBECOMINGAFREAKINGMARYSUE!" I told her "What?" she asks sleepily "RUBY I NEED HELP I'M BECOMING A FREAKING MARY SUE!" I shouted "How is that possible?" she asked waking up shocked "FRODO KISSED ME BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK AND HIT BY A FLYING PIG THAT HAS HEART TIPPED ARROWS THAT WORKS FOR LEGOLAS AND I'M COMPLETELY HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!" I shout then she said "Go to sleep... that's impossible!" she replied "NO IT'S NOT LOOK IT'S THERE WRITTEN IN BLACK! UP THERE!" I say and point up then Ruby gasps "Mary Sue ALERT!" she screams then we both shriek waking everyone and I sort of think Rivendell heard it too
Tina's POV
We got the shoes and we thought what we would do with it then we heard a shriek, "WTF?" we all asked
OK Good? Bad? Needs work? How do you like the new format? Tell me please! REVIEW!!!
Review answers:
Mirkou's Heart and Soul: Updated and ready to read! Here's your chapter!
Southerngirl4615: I was worried that this would become a Mary Sue! NuUuUuU! Anyway Hardir's in the next chappy so be ready! Anyway... READ HAPPY!
Persephone's-child: OK this was a dedicated chappy for you! Unfortunately I forgot to write it... Sorry... Anyway to all your questions it will be by number, 1) I know you wanted to be a hobbit because I'm psychic and you like Pippin 2) Yes and 3) You live right beside my house! :) YAY! I made you go for Pip! YAY!
Anyway everyone won't be updating fast anymore... School's evil and I wish I was out of it... So anyway see you soon! And I have an EMINEM song stuck on my head...
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all over me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz' once I blow they know that I'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
LET IT ALL GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!