AN: Characters often OOC. I own nothing. 'Nuff said.

Seras was wakened by a voice, speaking in an annoyingly high-pitched German accent…

"Ring! Ring!"

She suddenly found herself facing down a large gun, held by none other then Wolfe Heinkel. Her expression was that of what you might see on amphetamine addicts.

"Hello, sleepyhead. It's fife a.m. already. If you don't vake up, it's gonna be magnum .44 time. Bang! Oww! Zat's gonna hurt! Brains flying everyvere. Beep! Beep beep! Time's up! Countdown's on!"

The voice suddenly became that of the Terminator's.

"Fife. Four. Szree. Two…1"

Seras Victoria snapped to attention.

"I'm up! I'm up! Don't shoot me!! Shooting stings!" Seras cringed under the gaze of Heinkel. Shrugging, the taller one put away her gun.

"Now zat I haf your attention, vould you please go back to Hellsing? I'm sure Yumiko doesn't vant to vake up as Yumie and kill you for sneaking into her room."

"No, no!" Seras shook her head frantically. "I didn't sneak in! Yumiko invited me in! I wouldn't come in here otherwise."

"She's telling the truth." said a shy voice from the bed. Yumiko had woken up because of the loud noises.

"I let her in. We were…reminiscing about jumping on our parents' beds."

"So zat's vy zat bett ist zo messy." Heinkel mused. "You really vere jumping on it?"

"Yes." Seras nodded. "I will leave - I've gotta get back before dawn. But before I do, one question."
"Ask."

"What do you do when you're bored?"
"Vat?"
"What do you do when you're bored?"

"Yes, I wanna know too!" squealed Yumiko, sitting up in bed.

Heinkel shrugged. Visions of herself surrounded by boxes upon empty boxes of expensive German chocolates filled her head.

"I like chocolates," she offered. "Lots of chocolates."

Seras' eyes widened. "I used to really like chocolates."

Yumiko giggled. "Hee-hee! I know your soft spot!"

Heinkel growled deep in her throat, like a dog. Yumiko giggled again, nervously before clearing her throat and looking away. But still quite amused.

"Well, I'll be going now." Seras stood up to go.

"Bye zen." shrugged Heinkel. Yumiko leapt off the bed and hugged the surprised vampire.

"Gee…" Seras blushed, hugging back. "Bye!"

1 All of Heinkel's speech was taken from volume 5 of Maki Murakami's "Gravitation". I don't own that either. Read the disclaimer.

Please R&R to tell me if I should do more, 'cos I'm running out of characters…