AN: Muahahahaha! I'm back! Thank you to all those who reviewed and told me to get off my lazy butt and start working again, this one is for you guys. Yeah. You know who you are. It's also for all the Seras/Pip (Manga) fans out there. I own nothing. Characters OOC. Enjoy.

Captain Pip Bernadette of the Wild Geese sure did look adorable when he was asleep.

Ex-police officer Seras Victoria giggled as she heard him snore. She was bored. Again. But watching the long-haired, scruffy-looking Australian mercenary sleep was somehow both relaxing and interesting. He was snoozing on a long couch.

Wait! Was he saying something in his sleep? Seras leaned over to try and hear. Unfortunately, she tripped and knocked over several large, metal knives and such on the floor. With a loud crash, she landed right on him, just as he snapped awake.

There was a pause. A very short pause. Then, a loud, mutual scream from both Pip and Seras filled the small room.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

They sprang apart like the other was on fire. Seras bounced back to the other side of the couch. Pip sat up, breathing hard.

"Trying to kill me in my sleep, are ya?" he growled angrily, fumbling for a weapon. "I'll wipe that stupid grin off yar face!" he looked around. Seras held up his gun.

"Um, is this what you're looking for?" she asked curiously. Pip's eye twitched and he grunted.

"Give it here."

"No way."

"I said, give it here!"

"And I said, no way. You'll just shoot me. Shooting stings! I don't like to get shot."

Pip raised his eyebrows and looked at her through squinty eyes.

"Yeah. Sure. Whatever. Give me back my gun."

"Uh-uhn. Hmmm…" she thought. "What d'you do when you're bored?" she chirped.

"What?" Pip sweatdropped.

"I said, what do you do when you're bored?"

Pip just looked at her. She looked back and shrugged.

"Well, I…" he thought hard. Visions of him as Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter filled his head. He imagined himself wrestling crocs and picking up dangerous spiders and the like. He grinned sheepishly.

"D'you know who Steve Irwin is?"

Seras shook her head no.

"Ah, well. You wouldn't get it then." he shrugged. "Now can I have my gun back?"

She tossed it to him. "Here you go."

He holstered it. "Thanks, mate. Now, go. I want to be able to sleep in peace."

She nodded. "Okay."

He watched her leave and smirked as he pulled his hat down over his eyes.

Nice, he thought. Real nice.

Next: Back from the dead, they're the Valentine Brothers!