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As she pushed open the door, ex-police officer Seras Victoria looked into the next room. It appeared to be empty. She walked in and closed the door behind her. As she did, she heard a soft "huff" noise coming from the other side of the room.

She bolted upright. There was a chair, facing away from her. In it sat some kind of miss-matched creature -- like Frankenstein's monster. As she walked towards it, she could see that it was tied-up Hannibal Lector style, mask and everything. Though it must have hurt because of the oddly-shaped head…

"Hello, who's this?" she asked cheerfully.

"Mmmf-mfff!" came the reply from behind the mask. It was an ugly thing, all twisty and knobbly.

"Am I still in Hell?" she asked.

"MMMMMMFFFFFF!" was the only thing it said.

A step behind her. A voice.

"Yes, you are still in Hell…we'll have to remedy that soon enough."

She whirled around. Standing behind her was a bright red demon with horns and a long tail with its arms full of paperwork. It had curly silver hair and glasses. It was wearing a sort-of flowered apron thing.

"Who are you?" asked Seras.

"Why, I'm just a minor demon. I'm the caretaker of this section of Hell. My name is Lola." it said. "That," she said again, gesturing to the Frankenstein-esque creature, "is Incognito. You wouldn't know who he is, judging by your colouring."

"Colouring?" Seras looked down. She was in shades of gray and white. "Why am I all one colour?"

"Dearie, you're from the Manga. Incognito was put into the Animé version."

She tilted her head. "What's that?"
The demon shrugged. "Oh, never mind. Anyways, the temporal-distortion-waves won't be in proper alignment for a while, so I guess you're stuck here for a while."

"Temp-dist-what?"

"The reason you came here in the first place."

"Oh." Seras paused thoughtfully.

"Mff-MMMMFFFF!" demanded Incognito.

"Oh, do be quiet," said Lola. "You're making a fuss over nothing. He," she said, turning to Seras, "ate babies and other things. He also attempted to kill a lot of people. But now he's locked up. Essentially our Hell is just a place to deprive the wicked of what they loved to do."

"Am I going to Hell when I die?" asked Seras nervously.

"Well, dearie, I'm not sure." said the demon, adjusting her glasses. She ruffled through her papers, looking for something.

Just as she held up the sheet in triumph, ("Here it is!") Seras blacked out again.

Next chapter: Back on earth, Seras wanders into a chatty room about vampires…