I just want to say that I love my reviewers. Even those who flame. How else would I melt cheese for my fondue?
Chapter Doux
Cheese is Yummy
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After a couple hours, Satine remembered that there had been another baby. It probably helped that she was still standing in the same spot and the baby was screaming about 8 inches away from her.
She looked down at the baby, all full of that motherly love crap that parents always talk about and thinking that she already loved her baby without even seeing it. She batted her eyes to coo at it and then suddenly stopped.
"AH GOD! FOOOONN BABY!!!!!" she screeched, jumping into Christian's arms like so much Scooby Dooby Dooooo!
"Whasit?" Christian asked, looking out the window for some random reason, mainly because the person writing at the moment wanted to say so. Upon looking, he spotted the penguins waddling down the street at a furious pace, still carrying their first baby.
"FON BABY! We have a FON baby!!" Satin wailed.
"What do you mean?" he said, coming back to earth and looking around for the baby.
When he saw it, he instantly dropped Satine and squealed like a little girl who had just had her leg chopped off. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT!?"
The baby looked up at them and blinked its big technicolored eyes a couple times, drooling in a cute little baby way. Only drooling is never really cute so whatever those people are thinking when they say drooling babies are cute have serious issues.
This wasn't too bad though. Could be worse. It could have been vomiting out of its nose and had moths flying out of his ears and little garden gnomes climbing out of his mouth. Actually, on second thought… this was worse.
While the torso was fine… speaking of torsos, the penguins had found the one in their freezer and had carried that off too so that now they didn't have any frozen food in case of that war with the big things exploding that would make all the people die. Back to the baby though. His torso was fine and all was good. However his legs were those that a miniature adult woman who danced on a regular basis would have. Such as Satine's legs, only smaller. That was why they were miniature. Duh.
In fact, the legs were like twice as long as the body. He looked kinda like a freaky daddy longlegs spider, only six legs short. And he had a human body. Not a spider one. Actually, daddy longlegs aren't spiders. They are something else. But they look like spiders. You know what else looks like spiders? Craneflies. They are like flying spiders. I hate spiders. Yucky poo poo.
But the baby didn't look like craneflies either because he didn't have wings. But he did have abnormally long legs. Like nature had suddenly gotten drunk or something and forgot how long baby legs were supposed to be so stuck on adult women legs on it instead. Like he was a Freak of Nature. Thus FON baby. Cause he was a freak. Of nature. So he was a FON.