AN: I am so stupid. I got my kid a Chihuahua puppy for Christmas. So now
I not only have two little hungry mouths to feed, but I also have two
wining little creatures hanging on my legs. Anyways here is the next
chapter.
*Julie, Portman, and Adam*
"OUCH!" Portman screamed jumping 10 feet in the air.
"What's wrong?" Julie asked concerned.
"Something just bit me." Portman said looking around.
"Where?" Julie asked.
"On my ass!" Portman said and Adam laughed which caused him to get a look from both Julie and Portman.
"Well here, let me see?" Julie said.
"Why?" Adam asked.
"Because I have got to see if it was a snake or something." Julie said in a duh kind of voice.
"I really don't wanna take down my pants in the middle of the woods on a freezing cold night." Portman said.
"Yeah but you would if Julie had hers down." Adam mumbled.
"Shut up. That is completely different." Portman said pointing at Adam.
"Portman just let me see!" Julie said getting annoyed.
"Do I have to?" Portman wined.
"Yes." Julie said.
"Fine." Portman said unbuttoning his pants and pulling them off of his butt.
"Wow Portman you have a really nice ass." Julie said.
"Thanks." Portman said with ego.
"Oh please." Adam said.
"Well I don't see anything." Julie said and he pulled his pants back up.
*Luis and Averman*
"Did you hear that?" Luis asked stopping and slapping Averman in the chest.
"Hear what?" Averman asked as he froze.
"I thought I heard a phone ring." Luis said and Averman rolled his eyes.
"Luis there is not a phone in the woods." Averman said beginning to walk again.
"No seriously I heard one." Luis said. "And there could be cell phones."
"I don't hear anything." Averman said.
"Because you haven't listened." Luis said.
"The phone you heard was your brain going crazy." Averman said.
"No it's not." Luis said in a defensive voice.
*Goldberg, Fulton, Jesse, Connie, Charlie, and Guy*
"You know how cool it would be to have sex in a log?" Fulton said.
"Ah Fulton your sick!" Charlie said pushing him.
"Think about it. I mean..." Fulton started but was cut off by Charlie pushing him again which caused him to trip over a stick which started to roll down the hill with Fulton coming after it which landed in the mud and Fulton landing on top of it.
"Are you ok man?" Jesse asked from the top of the little hill thingy Fulton just rolled down.
"Do I look ok?" Fulton said standing up covered in mud and throwing the stick as far as he could which caused it to hit a bee hive which caused the bees to get mad and come after them.
"RUN!" Charlie said pushing Connie and Guy who were still kissing and falling flat on his face.
He got up and began running again with the others, including Fulton, in hot pursuit.
*Bombay, Dwayne, Ken, and Russ*
"Do you guys have any idea where the others are?" Bombay asked.
"Nope." Russ said.
"Do you have any idea where camp is?" Ken asked.
"Yeah it's right over...um..right over." Bombay stuttered.
"Please tell me you know the way back." Russ said and Bombay shook his head shyly.
"You mean we're lost again?" Dwayne asked.
"We were never found." Russ said.
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*Julie, Portman, and Adam*
"OUCH!" Portman screamed jumping 10 feet in the air.
"What's wrong?" Julie asked concerned.
"Something just bit me." Portman said looking around.
"Where?" Julie asked.
"On my ass!" Portman said and Adam laughed which caused him to get a look from both Julie and Portman.
"Well here, let me see?" Julie said.
"Why?" Adam asked.
"Because I have got to see if it was a snake or something." Julie said in a duh kind of voice.
"I really don't wanna take down my pants in the middle of the woods on a freezing cold night." Portman said.
"Yeah but you would if Julie had hers down." Adam mumbled.
"Shut up. That is completely different." Portman said pointing at Adam.
"Portman just let me see!" Julie said getting annoyed.
"Do I have to?" Portman wined.
"Yes." Julie said.
"Fine." Portman said unbuttoning his pants and pulling them off of his butt.
"Wow Portman you have a really nice ass." Julie said.
"Thanks." Portman said with ego.
"Oh please." Adam said.
"Well I don't see anything." Julie said and he pulled his pants back up.
*Luis and Averman*
"Did you hear that?" Luis asked stopping and slapping Averman in the chest.
"Hear what?" Averman asked as he froze.
"I thought I heard a phone ring." Luis said and Averman rolled his eyes.
"Luis there is not a phone in the woods." Averman said beginning to walk again.
"No seriously I heard one." Luis said. "And there could be cell phones."
"I don't hear anything." Averman said.
"Because you haven't listened." Luis said.
"The phone you heard was your brain going crazy." Averman said.
"No it's not." Luis said in a defensive voice.
*Goldberg, Fulton, Jesse, Connie, Charlie, and Guy*
"You know how cool it would be to have sex in a log?" Fulton said.
"Ah Fulton your sick!" Charlie said pushing him.
"Think about it. I mean..." Fulton started but was cut off by Charlie pushing him again which caused him to trip over a stick which started to roll down the hill with Fulton coming after it which landed in the mud and Fulton landing on top of it.
"Are you ok man?" Jesse asked from the top of the little hill thingy Fulton just rolled down.
"Do I look ok?" Fulton said standing up covered in mud and throwing the stick as far as he could which caused it to hit a bee hive which caused the bees to get mad and come after them.
"RUN!" Charlie said pushing Connie and Guy who were still kissing and falling flat on his face.
He got up and began running again with the others, including Fulton, in hot pursuit.
*Bombay, Dwayne, Ken, and Russ*
"Do you guys have any idea where the others are?" Bombay asked.
"Nope." Russ said.
"Do you have any idea where camp is?" Ken asked.
"Yeah it's right over...um..right over." Bombay stuttered.
"Please tell me you know the way back." Russ said and Bombay shook his head shyly.
"You mean we're lost again?" Dwayne asked.
"We were never found." Russ said.
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