THIS IS A STORY ABOUT YOUR LIFE AS A GIRL.
(GIRLS ONLY, MON!)
Okay here's who you are, You are a beautiful girl named Josie Kabuki! (Yes weird name I KNOW, but it's got a little spice to it that makes it TINGLE)
Okay, you are a girl named Josie Kabuki, and you are 16 years old. You are a-a PERSON WHO LIVES with her best friend, which is her sister. And you are... supposed to-to umm, AVENGE your FATHER, yeah-yeah that's it! And umm, maybe you don't avenge your father weeeelll, MOVING ON! As I said—
YEAH GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!
Okay, fine BE STUBORN AND IMPATIENT! –Humph-
Les get this show on da road, MON!
Les Start, MON!
SHUT UP, GIRL!
Fine, les start NOW, Mon!
ARGH!
OKAY YOU ARE JOSIE KABUKI! You are JOSIE, o-KAY?
SHUT UP PERSON! YOU IDIOTIC PERSON WASTING MY TIME, WHY READ THIS? It's NEVER GOING TO START, PERSON!
SAY OKAY! –Grins evilly-
BLAH OKAY OKAY OKAY, OKAY!
STARTING IN 5, 4, 3, 2, and you're most loved, 2 and 1 quarter, 1 ½, ---
JUST START IT!
WAIT UNTIL I GET TO ONE, YOU MORON!
...and with that being said, 1 and a quarter---
Sigh
...and finally... 1...
Grin
...and 2/3... and now the moment you've all been waiting for, 1!
Applause
Disclaimer: Fruits Basket = NOT MINE, but you-you're ALLL mine! –Evil grin-
Josie looks around uneasily and then spots a place on the carpet where it was nice and cushiony, and also... -shifty eyes- comfy! She smiled and then collapsed, everything going black. When she awoke, there was something staring at her. Josie screamed and the thing staring at her fell on top of her in shock. "Who are you?" It asked. It turned out to be a person with black hair and a robe on. "I'm Josie Kabuki!" Josie said uneasy. "Who the HELL are you?" The man fell backwards and smiled. "I'm not sure if you should know MY name so quickly," He replied as he reached into his pocket and took out an oatmeal cookie. (Yes-Yes, I know he's got a cookie, hey THEY NEED COOKIES TOO!! –Sniff-) He took a bite out of it and smiled with joy. "I'm a special person!" He yelled out with happiness. Josie laughed hysterically at him and grabbed his cookie. She put it in front of her eyes and looked at it carefully. The man looked at his hands, seeing his cookie was gone and then looked at Josie. "Hey! You thief, that's MYYY cookie!" He yelled and then tackling her, not hugging her, but taking his cookie.
He finished up his unknown cookie and then smiled at her happily. "Got milk?" He asked in a hoarse voice. Josie slapped him. "You pervert!" She said, turning red as a tomato. The man put his hand to the pain. "Ow, hey, THAT'S MEAN!" He cried miserably. "All I wanted was milk from the sweet, sweet cows that DON'T SLAP PEOPLE!" He stood up and saw another man coming in the room. It was a tall man with white and black hair. He looked suspiciously at Josie, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "My name is Hatsuharu," He said, then turning to the other man. "You made a BIG mess in the kitchen, I suggest you clean it!" Hatsuharu slapped him across the face and then mooed at him. Josie laughed to herself and thought, "These people are CRA-ZEE!"
A/N: Aww, so soon? Well, ADIOS AMIGO, (Does that mean bye?) Hopefully, I get SOME REVIEWS FOR THIS FANFIC, -sniff- unlike my other EVIL, non- humorous but rather serious and loving FANFICs. YES-YES, this was short because I wasted your time up there, I KNOW, it was rather fun to. .. Well, review, please don't flame though! –Kamuki Tanairi! .
(GIRLS ONLY, MON!)
Okay here's who you are, You are a beautiful girl named Josie Kabuki! (Yes weird name I KNOW, but it's got a little spice to it that makes it TINGLE)
Okay, you are a girl named Josie Kabuki, and you are 16 years old. You are a-a PERSON WHO LIVES with her best friend, which is her sister. And you are... supposed to-to umm, AVENGE your FATHER, yeah-yeah that's it! And umm, maybe you don't avenge your father weeeelll, MOVING ON! As I said—
YEAH GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!
Okay, fine BE STUBORN AND IMPATIENT! –Humph-
Les get this show on da road, MON!
Les Start, MON!
SHUT UP, GIRL!
Fine, les start NOW, Mon!
ARGH!
OKAY YOU ARE JOSIE KABUKI! You are JOSIE, o-KAY?
SHUT UP PERSON! YOU IDIOTIC PERSON WASTING MY TIME, WHY READ THIS? It's NEVER GOING TO START, PERSON!
SAY OKAY! –Grins evilly-
BLAH OKAY OKAY OKAY, OKAY!
STARTING IN 5, 4, 3, 2, and you're most loved, 2 and 1 quarter, 1 ½, ---
JUST START IT!
WAIT UNTIL I GET TO ONE, YOU MORON!
...and with that being said, 1 and a quarter---
Sigh
...and finally... 1...
Grin
...and 2/3... and now the moment you've all been waiting for, 1!
Applause
Disclaimer: Fruits Basket = NOT MINE, but you-you're ALLL mine! –Evil grin-
Josie looks around uneasily and then spots a place on the carpet where it was nice and cushiony, and also... -shifty eyes- comfy! She smiled and then collapsed, everything going black. When she awoke, there was something staring at her. Josie screamed and the thing staring at her fell on top of her in shock. "Who are you?" It asked. It turned out to be a person with black hair and a robe on. "I'm Josie Kabuki!" Josie said uneasy. "Who the HELL are you?" The man fell backwards and smiled. "I'm not sure if you should know MY name so quickly," He replied as he reached into his pocket and took out an oatmeal cookie. (Yes-Yes, I know he's got a cookie, hey THEY NEED COOKIES TOO!! –Sniff-) He took a bite out of it and smiled with joy. "I'm a special person!" He yelled out with happiness. Josie laughed hysterically at him and grabbed his cookie. She put it in front of her eyes and looked at it carefully. The man looked at his hands, seeing his cookie was gone and then looked at Josie. "Hey! You thief, that's MYYY cookie!" He yelled and then tackling her, not hugging her, but taking his cookie.
He finished up his unknown cookie and then smiled at her happily. "Got milk?" He asked in a hoarse voice. Josie slapped him. "You pervert!" She said, turning red as a tomato. The man put his hand to the pain. "Ow, hey, THAT'S MEAN!" He cried miserably. "All I wanted was milk from the sweet, sweet cows that DON'T SLAP PEOPLE!" He stood up and saw another man coming in the room. It was a tall man with white and black hair. He looked suspiciously at Josie, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. "My name is Hatsuharu," He said, then turning to the other man. "You made a BIG mess in the kitchen, I suggest you clean it!" Hatsuharu slapped him across the face and then mooed at him. Josie laughed to herself and thought, "These people are CRA-ZEE!"
A/N: Aww, so soon? Well, ADIOS AMIGO, (Does that mean bye?) Hopefully, I get SOME REVIEWS FOR THIS FANFIC, -sniff- unlike my other EVIL, non- humorous but rather serious and loving FANFICs. YES-YES, this was short because I wasted your time up there, I KNOW, it was rather fun to. .. Well, review, please don't flame though! –Kamuki Tanairi! .