Psychokitty3: That's totally great! And I plan to write a "bunches" more!! Thanx!!

Charmboy4: No one ever said he was going to get with Piper so calm down even though that might happen don't hate me. Thanx!!

Star-dust123: I know how could Piper think that and I even think Leo did too! Thanx!!

P3charmed4eva:Their dates a comin back! Thanx!!

Lil-whitelighter111488: He has to!

Piperleo4eva: I bet it won't and I'm hopin he doesn't. Thanx!!

Chapter 4: The Prince and Me

Phoebe went into the palace to find Leo talking to someone. So she did what she did best: eavesdrop

Leo: Hello

Lillian: Hi, dear

Phoebe: (thinking) Dear?!

Lillian: Have you thought about who you're going to cut?

Leo: I've only been on one date

Lillian: Then why are you just sitting here?

Leo: I'm waiting for Piper

Lillian: That Halliwell girl?

Phoebe: (thinking) She is so disrespectful!

Leo: Yes

Lillian: Oh, Leo. If you're going to choose a Halliwell, it would be best to pick the more attractive one

Phoebe: (thinking) I wonder who that could be? Duh, Pheebs you!

Leo: I am

Lillian: So you chose Phoebe to make the cut?

Phoebe: (thinking) She agrees!

Leo: No, not Phoebe, Piper

Phoebe: (thinking) I'm not attractive? You are so evil you—phew almost lost myself there

Lillian: There's no sense left in you, boy. I'll see you at 6:00 in the morning for breakfast with the girls. Oh yeah, tell them to wear their best clothing

Leo: Not all of them are rich

Lillian: That doesn't mean they don't have nice clothes Leo: Good night

Lillian: Always is, is it not? See you in the morning. 6:00

Leo: 6:00

As Lillian walked out Phoebe walked in

Phoebe: Hey, Prince Leo

Leo: Please, call me Leo

Phoebe: Okay—Leo

Leo: So, uh where's Piper

Phoebe: Right. Piper. Um... I don't think she was... um... feeling well

Leo: Is she in her room?

Phoebe: I think so

Leo: Then I'll go visit her

Phoebe: No!

Leo: Why?

Phoebe: Because she's not expecting you. I'll go tell her. Be right back.

Leo: I'll be right here

Phoebe walked out of the palace to find Missy actually talking to Piper

Phoebe: Hey, Piper. Watcha doin?

Piper: Oh I'm just talking to Missy because someone stole my date

Missy: Actually it was my date

Piper: Shut...

Phoebe: ...up (to Piper) Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is Leo wants to see you and not me. The bad news is I said you were sick and he's going to visit you

Missy: What's so bad about that?

Phoebe: Maybe you didn't hear but I'm a talking to Piper okay?

Missy: Sorry

Piper: It's okay Pheebs. I was gonna ask the same question.

Phoebe: Oh. What's bad is I said your in your room that totally doesn't exist

Piper: Excuse me Missy. (to Phoebe) Are you out of your mind?!

Phoebe: I wasn't thinking

Piper: Do you ever?

Missy: Um sorry to interrupt, Phoebe, but I know where the rooms are

Phoebe: You do?

Missy: Yeah. When Piper went on my date, his butler showed us where we're staying

Phoebe: And why didn't I know about this?

Missy: You were checking out one of Leo's brother

Phoebe: Oh yeah, Charles. The good old days

Missy: It's gonna cost you

Piper: How much?

Missy: Phoebe's date

Phoebe: With Charles. No way. Paige already took him anyways (an: ain't life grand when you say a word a lot and it ain't even a word?)

Missy: Were you ever a blonde?

Phoebe: When I was a baby

Missy: Explains a lot doesn't it Piper?

Piper: Yup

Missy: Anyways (an: twice already that's kinda good I guess), with Leo dummy!

Piper: She has it tomorrow.

Missy: Great! (to Phoebe) Mine's next week

Phoebe: Piper!

Piper: Easy way to get back at you. Never said I was sick and you'd still have your date

Missy: It's over here

Piper: Thanks

Missy led Piper up to her room while Phoebe went to get Leo

Phoebe: Leo?

Lillian: Are you looking for the prince?

Phoebe: Yeah. Who are you?

Lillian: You do not recognize me?

Phoebe: Sorry

Lillian: I'm Leo's mother

Phoebe: I am so sorry my queen

Lillian: Don't be. So what do you need Leo for?

Phoebe: He wanted to see my sister, piper, because she's not feeling well.

Lillian: Why would he want to see her if she's sick? He could catch it. And no offense but you women are peasants and not nearly as attractive as a princess should be.

Phoebe: Some taken. Maybe if you haven't noticed your son's falling in love with Piper

Lillian: Don't you use that attitude with me, young lady!

Phoebe: Why not. You're not my mother and you certainly most don't act like one.

Then Phoebe walked out of the room and found Leo where he'd said he be

Phoebe: Hey, Leo

Leo: Oh, hey. Um, who were you talking to? I heard a lot of yelling

Phoebe: Oh um I just ran into your (cough) mother (cough)

Leo: My mother?

Phoebe: Yeah

Leo: Why did you yell?

Phoebe: Oh, long story. Piper's ready for you

Leo: Okay. I'll see you in the morning

Phoebe: Night

Before Leo could make it to Piper's bedroom he ran into the queen

Lillian: Leo, may I have a word?

Leo: Mother, is this about one of the Halliwells'?

Lillian: No. Well maybe

Leo: What is it?

Lillian: Do you think I'm a good mother?

Leo: Um...

Lillian: Well?

Leo: Sometimes. The other times you seem to want me to do things that help you not me. Like picking Missy.

Lillian: Have you fallin in love?

Leo: Maybe

Lillian: Then I want you to marry that woman. Your marriage would hopefully last longer then Leo: Thanks Mom

Lillian: I'll see you in the morning. Don't stay up too late with Piper

Leo: How'd you?

Lillian: I have my ways. Good night

Leo: Night

When Leo finally got to Piper's room she was nowhere in sight. Only the snob was to be seen

Leo: Piper?

Missy: Leo you're here!

Leo: Where's Piper?

Missy: Why would you want her when you could have me?

Leo: Because you're a snob

Missy: I am not

Leo: Yeah. You are. Where is she?

Missy: I don't know

Leo: Fine. I'll cancel your date with me then.

Missy: Oh, all right. She's in Phoebe's room. Hopefully she's sick.

Leo: (mumbles) probably from you

Missy: Pardon?

Leo: Uh, where is Phoebe's room?

Missy: Across the hall

Leo: Thanks

Missy: No problem my knight in shining armor

As Leo walked into Phoebe's room, he saw Piper laying in the bed looking absolutely beautiful

Leo: Hey Piper, how ya feelin?

Piper: I'm okay. I just have a headache

Leo: So do you want me to come back tomorrow then?

Piper: No, it's okay. You can stay

Leo: You know your Phoebe's room right?

Piper: Yeah it's because Missy can't keep her mouth shut

Leo: She's probably the reason why you have a headache Piper: Must be. Anyways (here I go again) I was wondering what thought of my sister Phoebe?

Leo: Um, she's okay. I just wouldn't want to marry her. She's quite too young for me

Piper: Good answer

Leo: Thanks

Piper: Now, what do you think of?

Leo: How about I show you instead

Leo bent down and kissed Piper passionately. Piper then broke the kiss

Piper: Another good answer

Leo: Now why don't you tell me how you feel about me?

Piper: Okay.

Piper then gave him a never-ending kiss

AN: Ha! Another chapter DONE! I know I know I had to have a PL moment, mother son moment and a mother-in-law (hopefully) daughter-in-law (hopefully) moment! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! You know ya want to!!!!!!!!! Sorry to Phoebe lovers I kinda made her look dumb. Please don't hate me!! Six and a half pages long on my PC! And don't even say it's too short!!!!