Chapter 5
Jenny- Hello, Ash! Welcome to Peer Mediation. Please tell Principal Oak about the horrific torture these two demonic delinquents put you through!
Jessie raises her hand.
Jenny- WHOAH! Did I tell you that you could raise your hand?!?!
Oak- Let her speak.
Jessie- Thank you. First of all, we are not demons, we are students with discipline problems. Second of all...
Jenny- cuts Jessie off WHOAH! Did I say you could correct me?! NO! So don't correct me!!
Domino walks in.
Domino- Good afternoon! I said good afternoon because even though it's 11:59, if I said good morning you might eat breakfast!
Oak- Domino, aren't you supposed to be in health class right now?
Domino- Yes, but we were learning about Peer Mediation, and I figured I could learn more about it by becoming involved!
James- Lamest excuse I ever heard.
Jenny- WHOAH! Did I tell you that you could interrupt people?!?
James- You interrupted Jessie.
Jenny- WHOAH! I...
Nurse Joy- cutting in Maybe I should go...
Jenny- Don't interrupt! Now I know where the students learned it from!
Nurse Joy leaves.
Oak- Alright, that's enough yelling and interrupting. Jessie, James, please tell your side of the story.
Jessie- Well,
Domino- I'll speak for her!
Jenny- This isn't and court case and you're not a lawyer!
Oak- Jenny, let the students solve this. If Domino wants to be an attorney when she grows up, let her practice now.
Jenny- folding her arms fine.
Domino- Well, these poor, helpless students have no money, and no money means no lunch.
Jenny- WHOAH! Ever hear of a lunch box?!
Oak- No interrupting.
Domino- Anyway, they both knew that the Ketchum family is very wealthy, so they politely asked Ash for some money.
Jenny- OBJECTION!
Oak- Like you said, this isn't a court case.
Jenny- They SO didn't ask politely! Look at the marks on his neck!
Oak looks as Ash's neck.
Oak- Explain that, Domino.
Domino- casually Soccer practice.
Jenny- Oh, sure.
Then they hear a voice from the hallway.
Brock- Make way for the master mediator!
Oak- Brock! Good, we need a real peer mediator.
Brock- I know.
Ash- Brock, Team Rocket tried to take my lunch money away!
All- TEAM ROCKET?!?
Ash- confused Oh wait... never mind... all the pokemon and things are gone.
Brock- Now I know Ash's problem. It's those dreams.
Oak- Ok, so here's the deal. Since Ash is a lunatic, he has to go to counseling.
Ash- Alright. But first I need to go home and rest.
Jenny- What about these two devils-I mean students?!
Oak- Jessie, James, you two have detention later.
Jessie- I've already got detention today.
James- Same here.
Oak- Tomorrow then.
Jessie- I'm busy.
James- Me too.
Oak- Well then, never do it again.
Jessie and James- Ok.
Jessie and James leave the office.
Jenny- Oak, you're way too nice.
Oak- I know.
Domino- Good Morning!
Oak and Jenny- GO TO CLASS!!
The End
Like it? It's kinda old, but I dunno, I thought it was kinda funny. Please review!!
Jenny- Hello, Ash! Welcome to Peer Mediation. Please tell Principal Oak about the horrific torture these two demonic delinquents put you through!
Jessie raises her hand.
Jenny- WHOAH! Did I tell you that you could raise your hand?!?!
Oak- Let her speak.
Jessie- Thank you. First of all, we are not demons, we are students with discipline problems. Second of all...
Jenny- cuts Jessie off WHOAH! Did I say you could correct me?! NO! So don't correct me!!
Domino walks in.
Domino- Good afternoon! I said good afternoon because even though it's 11:59, if I said good morning you might eat breakfast!
Oak- Domino, aren't you supposed to be in health class right now?
Domino- Yes, but we were learning about Peer Mediation, and I figured I could learn more about it by becoming involved!
James- Lamest excuse I ever heard.
Jenny- WHOAH! Did I tell you that you could interrupt people?!?
James- You interrupted Jessie.
Jenny- WHOAH! I...
Nurse Joy- cutting in Maybe I should go...
Jenny- Don't interrupt! Now I know where the students learned it from!
Nurse Joy leaves.
Oak- Alright, that's enough yelling and interrupting. Jessie, James, please tell your side of the story.
Jessie- Well,
Domino- I'll speak for her!
Jenny- This isn't and court case and you're not a lawyer!
Oak- Jenny, let the students solve this. If Domino wants to be an attorney when she grows up, let her practice now.
Jenny- folding her arms fine.
Domino- Well, these poor, helpless students have no money, and no money means no lunch.
Jenny- WHOAH! Ever hear of a lunch box?!
Oak- No interrupting.
Domino- Anyway, they both knew that the Ketchum family is very wealthy, so they politely asked Ash for some money.
Jenny- OBJECTION!
Oak- Like you said, this isn't a court case.
Jenny- They SO didn't ask politely! Look at the marks on his neck!
Oak looks as Ash's neck.
Oak- Explain that, Domino.
Domino- casually Soccer practice.
Jenny- Oh, sure.
Then they hear a voice from the hallway.
Brock- Make way for the master mediator!
Oak- Brock! Good, we need a real peer mediator.
Brock- I know.
Ash- Brock, Team Rocket tried to take my lunch money away!
All- TEAM ROCKET?!?
Ash- confused Oh wait... never mind... all the pokemon and things are gone.
Brock- Now I know Ash's problem. It's those dreams.
Oak- Ok, so here's the deal. Since Ash is a lunatic, he has to go to counseling.
Ash- Alright. But first I need to go home and rest.
Jenny- What about these two devils-I mean students?!
Oak- Jessie, James, you two have detention later.
Jessie- I've already got detention today.
James- Same here.
Oak- Tomorrow then.
Jessie- I'm busy.
James- Me too.
Oak- Well then, never do it again.
Jessie and James- Ok.
Jessie and James leave the office.
Jenny- Oak, you're way too nice.
Oak- I know.
Domino- Good Morning!
Oak and Jenny- GO TO CLASS!!
The End
Like it? It's kinda old, but I dunno, I thought it was kinda funny. Please review!!