Part 1-Evil lives… and he has a boss called Hellsing
"Victoria! Stop teasing your younger brother!"
"But mum!" A young brunette came running up to the desk that her mother was slumped over. She pouted her lips and held a teddy bear over the head of a younger blonde boy, "he still sleeps with his teddy bear."
"Vicky! Give it back!" The boy jumped up and down in futility, "Mum! Make her give it back!"
"Awww, poor Stephen wants his teddy weddy," She bent over and teased him in a baby voice, "Here you go short stuff." She shoved the teddy bear at him and stood up straight
"I'm not short," the boy pouted and ran out of the room
"Morning mum," The girl walked back over to her mother's desk
The blonde woman raised her head from a pile of papers and looked at her daughter, "Victoria, pass me a cigar…"
The girl went and got a cigar from across the room, she came back and handed it to her mother, "Y'know mum, those are bad for your health…"
"So would be leaving you here for a week alone… with Alucard…" A sinister smile crept across the woman's face
"Fine, fine. I get your point…"
"Good, do me a favour and wake up Seras for me." She smiled as the girl ran out of the room and down a flight of stairs. She put her feet up on the desk and lit up her cigar.
"Things going well this morning Miss Integra?" Ann elderly-looking man stepped into the room holding a tray with a teapot and a couple of teacups. He laid the tray on the table and poured a cup.
"Better than most evenings. How's your nephew Walter?" She sighed and took a sip of her tea
"Annoying, I honestly don't know how he's going to take over my job. He'd make a good bodyguard, but never a butler. He refuses to listen."
Integral pulled a pistol out of a draw and loaded a few clips, "I think I could deal with him…"
"Maybe he'd listen to someone that wouldn't refrain from killing him…" Walter paused in thought, "I'll have to send him by…"
"You wanted to see me Integral?" A short blonde stood in the doorway
"Seras, come here," Integral put her pistol back in the draw, "it has come to my attention that you sent a threat to a member of the Vatican, namely, Alexander Anderson."
"I didn't send a threat… more of a… cautionary greeting…" She smiled weakly at her boss
"As amusing as it was, I'll need you to send an apology."
"But!"
"Seras, I'd like to avoid a war with the Catholic Church…" She placed a pen and paper on the desk in front of Seras, which she immediately picked up. Integral snapped her gaze back to Seras as if she'd just remembered something, "Actually, you may be able to tell him in person." Integral smiled as a look of confusion streaked Seras' face, "HE's on a visit to a Catholic orphanage in Brixton."
"Brixton?" Seras raised an eyebrow, "That's no place for an orphanage…"
Integral simply nodded in agreement, "I'd like you and Alucard to keep an eye on him and protect my children, you two are more inconspicuous than a special ops team. I'd especially like you to look after Stephen, he is not as strong as his elder sister and I do not trust him with weapons."
Seras mused for a second, at which point it suddenly occurred to Integral how similar to Alucard, Seras has become, "it has been a long time since master and I had a real mission. The vermin we've been dealing with have quickly become dull and uninteresting," She turned to ask Walter about something when it suddenly occurred to the women that he had disappeared
"That Judas priest has befouled our country with his ugly face?" Alucard appeared in a ghost like manner and stood beside Seras, grinning widely at the idea of coming face-to-face with that priest
"Alucard, you being the stronger of you both, I'd like you to watch over Stephen."
"How?"
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A/N-Short, I know but that's the way it goes