(MEANWHILE...)
President of the United States of America: Thank you, oh Great Citizen, for stopping El Diablo's zombie army that carried the bubonic plague and had rabies. I commend you for your courage.
Jade: I did all that?
President: Yes.
Jade: Wow...
President: Yes indeed. Well, I have other things to tend to. Good day, Miss--- (suddenly, Mary's car crashes through the wall and then into the President. the President is then hurled into a bookcase. books collapse on him and he is pinned down. his mask is partially removed)
Mary: (jumps out of the car) Great work guys! (tears off the mask and four dozen poodles jump out of the president costume and scamper away)
Vash: What is going on?!
Mary: Explain it to them, Velma.
Cristin: According to my calculations, the President was spotted eating dog food and chasing cats.
Livvy: That's when we knew who the culprit was! We couldn't have done it with you, Ent!
Ent: Scoody-dooby-dooOOOooo!
Jade; So... why ARE you guys here?
Mary: Senor Platypus is in trouble!
Jade: No!
Mary: Yes!
Jade: No!
Mary and Livvy: Yes!
Jade: NO!
Cristin: No, really. She's serious.
Jade: Oh.
Vash: Who is this girl? WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Ent: The overwhelming amount of females over males on this trip makes this whole situation unfair.
Livvy: Don't worry, Ent. The male agents are already in France carrying out their duties. (stares at Ent for a moment) Ent? How did you get out of the situation when I tied you to the chair?
Ent: My mystical, magical powers! YAY!
Livvy: Vash let you out, didn't he?
Vash: YES I DID!
Livvy: ... (pulls ropes out of no where, rushes past Ent and Vash, and they are suddenly tied to the presidential chairs) (admires her work) That's better!
Ent: Hey, where are you punishing me?
Livvy: Because it's THELMA, not VELMA! PFFT!
Jade: Livvy, you're thinking of Mama's Family...
Livvy: SILENCE!
(there are 35 minutes of silence as Livvy sat at the desk and did her math quiz. then, when she was finished, she exploded because she didn't understand lots of it, and she had a number overload in her brain)
Livvy: (her ashes rain down from the ceiling around the place where she exploded) Hey, it's raining me! YAY!
Everyone else: (blink blink)
Cristin: In other news, some little kid on the west coast is picking his nose!
Everyone: GASP!
Ent: Such talent! I wish I was talented enough to do that! Hey, can someone untie me please?
Vash: Yeah, me too!
Livvy: Hey! I'd like to be swept up into a jar and taken to the reatomizing clinic, but you just don't get your way all the time in life!
Mary: GASP! OUR NEW ADVENTURE! (sweeps Livvy into a jar) TO THE REATOMIZING CLINIC!