(everyone runs off to the car, Mary carrying the jar, while Cristin unties Ent and Vash. they all pile in the car; Mary driving, Jade in the middle, and Cristin in the passengers seat. Ent sits behind Cristin and Vash sits behind Mary)
Mary: Ent? Hang on to Livvy while I drive really fast down this road.
Ent: OKALY-DOKALY! (sets the Jar--O'--Livvy on his lap)
(a few miles down the road, Ent opens his window) Ent: Ah, what a nice breeze! Livvy, would you like to enjoy the breeze also? Livvy: No, no, Ent don't! Ent: No, really, it's no trouble at all! (inched the open jar of Livvy's ashes to the VERY WINDY open window) Livvy: (ashes fly out the window) Ent, you MORON! Mary: MY SISTER! (slams on the breaks) Ent: She wanted the breeze! Mary: We were supposed to reatomize her so we could have all our operatives could assist us with the saving of Senor Platypus! Ent: ...uh... Cornflakes? Mary: Let me rephrase that so that it makes sense! We were supposed to reatomize her so that we could have all our operatives and then we could save Senor Platypus! DID YOU FORGET ABOUT SENOR PLATYPUS!?!?!?!? Ent: Who's Senor Platypus? Mary: (giant sweat drop) Our friend... who was taken hostage by some french guy... remember? Ent: You mean Mistuh Pantz? Mary: YES! Jade: NO! Mary: Yes... Jade: No! Mary: Yes, Jade... Jade: No... Vash: I'm tired, guys... Jade and Mary: NO! Vash: Yes... Jade and Mary: NO! Vash: Uh... yeah... Mary: (slaps her hand over Jade's mouth before she can say anything) Okay... but before we rest, we have to figure out how to gather Livvy's ashes. Jade: Why don't we forget about going to the clinic? Mary: What?! Ent: So... uh... who's Senor Platypus? (had a 100% delayed reaction) (everyone but Ent and Livvy, of course, anime fall) Jade: Anyway... why don't we just get a reatomizing ray? Mary: Why didn't I think of that? Jade: (gives a big grin) Because, I did! Mary: (sweat drop) (everyone piles back in the car, leaving Livvy's ashes scattered everywhere and drives off to someplace to find a reatomizing ray)
DUN DUN DUN!
(at some place) Vash: Do you even know what a reatomizing ray looks like? (yawns) Jade, Mary and Ent: NO IDEA! Vash: (stares) Jade, Mary and Ent: (stares back) Cristin: OH! You needed a REATOMIZING RAY! I thought you said optimizing day. I got the ray right here in my pocket! pulls out a reatomizing ray) Mary: You mean we drove all the way to some place and you had on the WHOLE FREAKIN' TIME! Cristin: Yep! Mary: ... (drives all the way back to where Livvy is) Mary: Okay Cristin, give me the ray. Cristin: (hands the ray over) Mary: (examines it) Cristin, this is a laser pointer. Cristin: Yep. Mary: ... Vash: ... Livvy's ashes: ... Ent: Screw y'all. I use my magic powers. Hondo Blondo Bidly Bee, Liviticus Ashius turn Livvy into normal... icus! (nothing happens) Mary: Meh? What was that all about? Ent: Shh... watch! (suddenly, a crack in the ground appears and a zombie rabbit-cat crawls out) Ent: (pupils disappear) COME TO ME, ZOMBIE SLAVE! Cabbit: Myoowwwsszzzt! Jade: Umm! Ent: SHHH! Watch! (the zombie cat-rabbit raises its paws up. it then was a reatomizing ray. it shoots the ray into the area where Livvy's ashes are) Ent: OOooooOOOOooooOOoohhh... Mary: Didn't you know that was going to happen? Ent: No, but I just found lint in my pocket! (holds up lint) Mary: (smacks Ent upside the head) Cristin: Ent and I must start a collection of lint fashioned into sexy poses! Everyone else: ... (suddenly, Livvy sprouts from the ground like a tree. her skin is green and her hair is made of grass) Livvy: YAY! I'm alive! And, I smell of plant! Jade: Uh oh! Because Livvy's ashes were dispersed so much, she was combined with the grass that her ashes lay in. Vash: (breaks out into hysterical laughter) Everyone else: ... Ent: (stops playing with the lint and laughs as well) Everyone else: ... Cristin: (laughs also) Everyone else: ... Mary: 1836! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! (laughs with the rest of the laughin' "cheddah" eaters)
... a pause between everyone ...
Livvy: And now I will read a poem! AHEM! (all sweet, and happy) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and... (turns into a giant black figure with white and eyes and red firey stuff in the background, shouting crazily) I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (now returns to her plant form) Well, except for Vash, Ent, Mary, Jade, and Cristin. Yay!
Mary: THAT was pointless.
Vash and Ent: Yay! I don't die! Livvy: (looks at her finger and sees that while shooting up from the ground, she somehow cut herself on... something... and she was bleeding greenish, reddish, watery fluid) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! (runs around in circles, screaming, holding her right wrist with her left hand) I'M BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING!!!! Ent: Oh, waaaah, will you ever stop nagging? Everyone: (takes turns smacking Ent upside the head) Ent: Oooh, brain damage! Livvy: (sits on the ground, crying) (Hey, question. Is it just me, or does everyone else invision them in a big white place, kinda like that episode of Spongebob where Squidward was ALONE... you know, the time machine episode? Livvy) WAAAH! And I don't even know if my sweater smells like hospital! Ent and Mary: (sniff sniff) Mmmyep! Vash: Umm... guys? I'm still tired... and now, I'm really hungry, too. Livvy: Me, too... does anybody even remember what we were doing anyway? (eats a leaf off of her arm) Everyone else: No. Vash: GAH! So, I'm here for no reason?! Ent: Uh huh! Wow! This isn't going anywhere at all! Mary: Yeah... it's kind of pointless. Vash: ... YOU PROMISEd ME DONUTS, LIVVY! WHERE ARE MY DONUTS??!! Livvy: Uh... OFF TO KRISPY CREAM!!!! Mary: Ooooh!
(everyone suddenly explodes)
YAY!
(a few miles down the road, Ent opens his window) Ent: Ah, what a nice breeze! Livvy, would you like to enjoy the breeze also? Livvy: No, no, Ent don't! Ent: No, really, it's no trouble at all! (inched the open jar of Livvy's ashes to the VERY WINDY open window) Livvy: (ashes fly out the window) Ent, you MORON! Mary: MY SISTER! (slams on the breaks) Ent: She wanted the breeze! Mary: We were supposed to reatomize her so we could have all our operatives could assist us with the saving of Senor Platypus! Ent: ...uh... Cornflakes? Mary: Let me rephrase that so that it makes sense! We were supposed to reatomize her so that we could have all our operatives and then we could save Senor Platypus! DID YOU FORGET ABOUT SENOR PLATYPUS!?!?!?!? Ent: Who's Senor Platypus? Mary: (giant sweat drop) Our friend... who was taken hostage by some french guy... remember? Ent: You mean Mistuh Pantz? Mary: YES! Jade: NO! Mary: Yes... Jade: No! Mary: Yes, Jade... Jade: No... Vash: I'm tired, guys... Jade and Mary: NO! Vash: Yes... Jade and Mary: NO! Vash: Uh... yeah... Mary: (slaps her hand over Jade's mouth before she can say anything) Okay... but before we rest, we have to figure out how to gather Livvy's ashes. Jade: Why don't we forget about going to the clinic? Mary: What?! Ent: So... uh... who's Senor Platypus? (had a 100% delayed reaction) (everyone but Ent and Livvy, of course, anime fall) Jade: Anyway... why don't we just get a reatomizing ray? Mary: Why didn't I think of that? Jade: (gives a big grin) Because, I did! Mary: (sweat drop) (everyone piles back in the car, leaving Livvy's ashes scattered everywhere and drives off to someplace to find a reatomizing ray)
DUN DUN DUN!
(at some place) Vash: Do you even know what a reatomizing ray looks like? (yawns) Jade, Mary and Ent: NO IDEA! Vash: (stares) Jade, Mary and Ent: (stares back) Cristin: OH! You needed a REATOMIZING RAY! I thought you said optimizing day. I got the ray right here in my pocket! pulls out a reatomizing ray) Mary: You mean we drove all the way to some place and you had on the WHOLE FREAKIN' TIME! Cristin: Yep! Mary: ... (drives all the way back to where Livvy is) Mary: Okay Cristin, give me the ray. Cristin: (hands the ray over) Mary: (examines it) Cristin, this is a laser pointer. Cristin: Yep. Mary: ... Vash: ... Livvy's ashes: ... Ent: Screw y'all. I use my magic powers. Hondo Blondo Bidly Bee, Liviticus Ashius turn Livvy into normal... icus! (nothing happens) Mary: Meh? What was that all about? Ent: Shh... watch! (suddenly, a crack in the ground appears and a zombie rabbit-cat crawls out) Ent: (pupils disappear) COME TO ME, ZOMBIE SLAVE! Cabbit: Myoowwwsszzzt! Jade: Umm! Ent: SHHH! Watch! (the zombie cat-rabbit raises its paws up. it then was a reatomizing ray. it shoots the ray into the area where Livvy's ashes are) Ent: OOooooOOOOooooOOoohhh... Mary: Didn't you know that was going to happen? Ent: No, but I just found lint in my pocket! (holds up lint) Mary: (smacks Ent upside the head) Cristin: Ent and I must start a collection of lint fashioned into sexy poses! Everyone else: ... (suddenly, Livvy sprouts from the ground like a tree. her skin is green and her hair is made of grass) Livvy: YAY! I'm alive! And, I smell of plant! Jade: Uh oh! Because Livvy's ashes were dispersed so much, she was combined with the grass that her ashes lay in. Vash: (breaks out into hysterical laughter) Everyone else: ... Ent: (stops playing with the lint and laughs as well) Everyone else: ... Cristin: (laughs also) Everyone else: ... Mary: 1836! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! (laughs with the rest of the laughin' "cheddah" eaters)
... a pause between everyone ...
Livvy: And now I will read a poem! AHEM! (all sweet, and happy) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and... (turns into a giant black figure with white and eyes and red firey stuff in the background, shouting crazily) I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (now returns to her plant form) Well, except for Vash, Ent, Mary, Jade, and Cristin. Yay!
Mary: THAT was pointless.
Vash and Ent: Yay! I don't die! Livvy: (looks at her finger and sees that while shooting up from the ground, she somehow cut herself on... something... and she was bleeding greenish, reddish, watery fluid) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! (runs around in circles, screaming, holding her right wrist with her left hand) I'M BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING!!!! Ent: Oh, waaaah, will you ever stop nagging? Everyone: (takes turns smacking Ent upside the head) Ent: Oooh, brain damage! Livvy: (sits on the ground, crying) (Hey, question. Is it just me, or does everyone else invision them in a big white place, kinda like that episode of Spongebob where Squidward was ALONE... you know, the time machine episode? Livvy) WAAAH! And I don't even know if my sweater smells like hospital! Ent and Mary: (sniff sniff) Mmmyep! Vash: Umm... guys? I'm still tired... and now, I'm really hungry, too. Livvy: Me, too... does anybody even remember what we were doing anyway? (eats a leaf off of her arm) Everyone else: No. Vash: GAH! So, I'm here for no reason?! Ent: Uh huh! Wow! This isn't going anywhere at all! Mary: Yeah... it's kind of pointless. Vash: ... YOU PROMISEd ME DONUTS, LIVVY! WHERE ARE MY DONUTS??!! Livvy: Uh... OFF TO KRISPY CREAM!!!! Mary: Ooooh!
(everyone suddenly explodes)
YAY!