The story that seems to have nothing to do with the story but it does
One Day in the school Hall, David Johnson was walking through the halls. When all of a sudden......
A Were-Nerd Jumped out pf the Special Ed Room, and bit David's leg
David: A H H H H H H H ! ! ! !
And then all of the coolness was leaving David.
From then on he was faster than a speeding spitball. More powerful than a pocket protector. And able to EAT tall buildings with his huge Buck-teeth.
HE WAS-
NERD-MAN!
Nerdman couldn't fly, so he ran around making noises.
BUT HE DID HAVE POWERS!
LAZER VISION
TOWEL-SHEILD
BUCK-TEETH OF STEEL
..............And I have no idea what the underwear is for.
And now for the story.....
THE FIRST ADVENTURE OF NERD MAN!
THE PLOT OF THE EVIL CAPTAIN CRAYOLA MARKER
It was a normal day at school......
Teacher: Bla!
...........But Then
BOOM
The evil Captain Crayola Marker crashed in with his Teacher's Pet Machine, and he began to turn the children into teacher pets.
David Johnson had to do something, so then
David turned into NERD MAN!
David: (Running-Flying) WOOSH!
David crashes through the machine's window, and goes for the punch. Too bad Marker dodged just before N-M. Marker then runs like a scared rabbit, with Nerd-Man right behind him.
Nerd-Man chased the captain to his Crayon Cave! Things looked good, Nerd was catching up....
SLAM
The gate to the cave shut. There was no way in. So he used his buck teeth of steel to break the gate. Unluckly enough, the gate was steel proof. So he used his lazer eyes to to melt the gat away.
David: Woosh
and he ran right in.
EVIL Captain: You just stepped into my trap, Nerd!
Slam
Nerd Man was trapped in the TRAP - O - MATIC...................Just 39.99 at Slack's Evilist shop of Evilness
"JUST FIVE STEPS AWAY FROM WORLD DOMINATION!!!! AND FREE GRUB!!!"
Evil Captain: HA HA HA
But the evil captain crayola marker could not trap him for long.
Chomp
Nerd ate it using his teeth
Nerd Man: You can't trap me for long!
Crayola: What! You snot-nosed little son-of-
Nerd covers Captain's mouth
Nerd: You can't say that in a children's comic!
Crayola: But I can do this! (Punches Nerd Man)
Nerd: NO!
WELCOME TO THE CENTER OF THE STORY!!!
Nerd Man: Here we disrupt the story and action, and tell you some boring yet interesting facts.
E=mc2
I hope that 'that' was not too annoying. Now back to the story.
Go to the end for the end fact
POW! WAM! PUNCH! BOB!
It looked like the end of nerd man, But Wait!!!
He forgot that his towel kept him safe from attacks!
Captain: You have not defeated me!
Then Crayola brought out his pie machine!
Captain: I will use the power of pie to defeat you! (It shoots out a pie, and it hits Nerd)
SPLAT
Nerd (Pulls of the pie): That's dumb!
SPLAT
Another Pie hits him. Nerd gets mad.
PUNCH! SMACK! PAW!
Captain: Okay, you beat me! I GIVE!
AND SO NERD MAN STOLE A MACHINE
FROM THE CAPTAIN, AND TURNED
THE KIDS BACK FROM TEACHER PETS
AND THE SCHOOL WAS SAVED.
Kids: BOO! NO! WE DON'T WANT SCHOOL! NOO! AHH! DESTROY SCHOOL! GO AWAY YOU NERD! NOOOO!
Nerd: So you don't like school?
Kids: NO!
Nerd: So would you rather be pets?
cricket chirp
Nerd: Thought so.
NOW FOR A END OF STORY FACT:
Eye spelled backward is eye!
See you next time!
THE END
So what does this have to do with this story? It might be closer to it than you think. Yet, you have to wait. You gotta, cause' I don't have all the chapters done. If I did, you'd still won't get them all at the same time. That ruin the whole story, and the cliff hanger thing. So keep waiting.
For the next adventure of:
NERD MAN!!!!!!!!