A Visitor

After I was finished throwing up, I took a shower. I wanted to wash away any traces of Ace from my body. I put on clean clothes and tossed the old ones in the washing machine. I made myself a cup of tea and sat down. I was watching TV when the doorbell rang. God I hoped it wasn't Ace or Eyeball. What was I gonna tell Eyeball? Yeah your best friend tried to rape me. That'll be a pleasant conversation.
"Who is it," I asked nervously.
"It's me dear," said a voice.
I opened the door and the old lady was standing outside.
"Hello," I said.
"Hello dear. May I come in," she asked?
"Uhh sure." I opened the door wider and she stepped in. "Have a seat."
"Thank you." She sat down on the love seat. I sat down opposite her.
"Well how are things going? How do you like the house? I decorated it myself. From what I understand you made friends with the Cobras."
"Define friend."
"I take it things aren't going so well?"
"Well they were at first. We hung out and talked. They seemed like pretty nice guys."
"You have seen the movie dear?"
"Yeah."
"Well, then why would you think they were nice guys? They were just awful people in the movie. I'm surprised you didn't make friends with the younger boys."
"Well I saw the Cobras first."
"Well it doesn't much matter anyway. You'll be out of here in a month or so"
"A month! I thought you said no longer then a week."
"Well, we're very busy right now. There's a young lady from Ohio stuck in.Clueless I think it's called. And another young man stuck in Dirty Dancing. Were working on it dear."
"Well could you maybe work a little faster. I want to go home. I miss my friends and your right. The Cobras are not nice people. Well at least Ace isn't," I said sullenly. I was so angry with myself for being so stupid.
"What happened dear," she asked her voice full of concern.
"Well, umm. he kind of tried to attack me," I said embarrassed
"Oh I'm so sorry dear. I think it's best you break if off with these boys. They are not nice people," she said.
"Alright," I said. "I'll do it first thing tomorrow morning."
"No, that won't do. Let's do it now. I'll take you to.what's his names house? Eyeglasses?"
"Eyeball. Fine. Lets get this over wit." Before I could finish my sentence we were on his front porch.
I looked around and the old lady was gone.