Chapter 2: Rauru's Message.
Link: (angry) What did YOU SAY!!!???
Ganondorf: I took the seven sages. (slaps hand over his mouth again)
Link: WHAT!?!?!? YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!!!
Ganondorf: How much do I have to pay? 1,000,000,000,000 rupees?
Link: That would be nice. (takes rupees from Ganondorf) Thanks. I'M SAYING THANKS TO GANONDORF!!!???
Ganondorf: You sure are.
Link: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Tatl: Shut up.
Link: Why the crap did I do that?
Ganondorf: Because you did.
Link: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! (throws a bomb at Ganondorf which explodes in his face)
Ganondorf: Ow. Good thing I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GIECO.
Tatl: Hey! I switched to GIECO!
Link: What does this have to do with the seven sages?
Ganondorf: Rauru switched to GIECO too.
Link: Who cares about GIECO?!?!
Ganondorf, Tatl, and Rauru: We do!
Link: WELL I DON'T!!!
Everyone who has GIECO: (gasps) Link!!!!!!
Link: Whatever.
Tatl: How could you say whatever about GIECO??
Link: Easily. And I got something that's way better than GIECO.
Ganondorf: Really?
Link: No.
Tatl and Ganondorf: How could you kid about GIECO??!!
Link: Easily.
Dru: JUST SHUT UP ABUOT GIECO AND GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!
Tatl and Ganondorf: OK.
Dru: Good.
Link: Who the heck are you?
Dru: I'm the author and I will create a mascot to watch you.
Link: Why?
Dru: I have no idea.
Link: OK.
Dru: Good. Here he is. (throws a flying fish)
Lung fish: Hi everybody and welcome to The GIECO headquarters.
Link: We aren't in the GIECO headquarters!!!
Tatl and Ganondorf: AAAAWWWWWW MAAAAN
Lung fish: correct! I was testing you. You can call me Lung.
Link: Good.
Lung: Hold on. (Kills all the creatures running for this story's mascot) That's better. I'm going to leave forever.
Link: OK.
Ganondorf: Good he's gone. I hated him.
Tatl: Me too.
Link: Shut up.
Kitz: Hey, what was the whole point of that? And what is a Lung Fish?
Dru: Go away, Kitz.
Link: Who are you?
Kitz: I'm Dru's sister. Pleased to meet you.
Link: Hi, I'm Link. This is Tatl, my fairy. Why aren't you the narrarator?
Kitz: Because this is Dru's story. I'm here for moral support.
Link: You should be in the story more.
Dru: OK, Kitz. Time to leave.
Link: Oh, but why?
Dru: We're trying to write a story here.
Tatl and Ganondorf: OK, Link. Let's get going.
Link: OK, OK. Hey Ganny, did you take Rauru?
Ganondorf: Nope.
Link: Good.
Tatl: Shut Up.
Link: I will go to the Temple of Time then.
Ganondorf: You'll have to go through me first.
Link: (takes out the Gilded Sword and chops Ganondorf's fingers off.
Ganondorf: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
Link: (then shoots a light arrow at him)
Ganondorf: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Link: (puts on goron mask and throws a powder keg at him) That should finish him off.
Ganondorf: (screams then dies)
Link: Good. Now let's go to the Temple of Time.
(a few hours later)
Rauru: Good. You are here.
Link: Yo Rauru. Sup' man.
Rauru: (annoyed) The sag-
Link: I know they're missing and Guarded by the Temple Bosses. Wait I didn't know they were guarded by the temple bosses.
Rauru: Very good. Now go!
Link: OK.
Dru: This is the end of chapter 2, everyone.
Kitz: Hey, I didn't leave. Ha ha.