If you've ever thought of Gandalf as a (insert your own adjuective here) old man, you're going to love this. If you've seen the movie "Singles' Ward" and remember that interesting little scene where Jonathon is helping out at the old folks' home, this will be an even bigger hoot. But if not, it should be funny anyway. I hope. Right, the disclaimer. Okay: This is a combination of LOTR characters and a Singles' Ward song. I don't own squat. There you go. Now, on with the show!
WHEN GANDALF COMES
(to the tune of "When Grandpa Comes")
He has no teeth.
His breath is beyond belief.
He blows his nose at supper time giving Bilbo so much grief.
But that's okay
'Cause we all love him anyway.
He remembers most of the First Age, but can't remember my name.
It's...
(chorus)
Always fun when Gandalf comes,
When Gandalf comes. Hooray. (Hoo-ray!)
He always says the kindest things, and in the kindest way.
He has a really great big smile. He's happy all the day.
It's always fun
For everyone
When Gandalf comes.
He kicks the cat,
Tells Pippin to shut his yap. (Ah, shut yer yap!)
He'll rip out your arms and break your legs if you wake him from his nap.
But that's alright
'Cause we love him with all our might.
He's mean as a rabid badger. Thank goodness he can't bite.
It's... (It's... )(It's... )
(chorus)
Everybody!
(chorus)
I said when Gandalf
Yeh-hah, when Gandalf
HE COMES!