Disclaimer: Don't own it. Hi!! Thanks for all the reviews so far. I'd like to remind you all to please be gentle with me if you don't like it...Please don't yell or scream or constantly insult some things. Thank you! Hope you like it!! So...if any of you have any time, please read my other fanfiction "A Day in a Tavern and Two Drunk Men." Thanks!! And please remember this is.. (Inu/Kag Mir/San)

"Just calm down will ya!" Kagome yelled trying to push Inuyasha away.

"No!! GET OVER HERE HOBO I'LL-----" Kagome put her hand on her mouth and tried to smile at the confused Hojo staring oddly at them.

"Inuyasha..." Kagome hissed pushing him harder. He pulled her hand away from his mouth and began to yell again, despite Kagome's anger.

"COME HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN YOU STINKING HUMAN!!!!!" He yelled splashing around in a fit.

The children all looked on and stared.

"Inuyosha is getting scary now." Yuki said, holding on to her brother. Her brother just looked over with giant eyes.

"Inuyosha should get his sword and use his powers." Her brother replied wanting to see his "super powers."

"Taki, if Inuyasha gets his hand on a weapon it could be the end of Hojo." Sota replied truthfully. "Kagome would never forgive Inuyasha if something like that happened."

"So she likes Hojoey?"

"It's Hojo* and I think she likes him as a friend not you know."

"Oh.."

"DIE HOBO!"

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"MIROKU YOU JERK!" Sango screamed whacking the monk upside the head for groping her in certain places.

"Sango, I assure you that my intentions were well beyond honorable." He said giving her a winning smile. "I was merely trying to see if you had any injuries from the fight yesterday."

Sango raised a brow and stared at him. "Miroku, I don't consider yesterday a fight. One weak demon was all we fought. I didn't get hurt, you didn't get hurt, Shippo didn't get hurt. Nice excuse." "I assumed that you probably got a cut in that area." He said tilting his head towards the forest.

"This is so boring." Shippo whined. "I wish Kagome were here. What are her and Inuyasha doing anyway besides babysitting? Inuyasha doesn't seem like the babysit type!"

"I* can guess." Miroku said, perverted again. Sango hit him yet again and sighed. "What? What I do?"

Ignoring him, Sango contemplated Shippo's questions. "Inuyasha doesn't seem like the type to even want to help out with anything, I think he and Kagome are going to have a bit of trouble."

"Why?" Miroku asked, "It's obvious that Inuyasha likes Kagome, he'll do whatever she says."

"He'll do whatever she says to an extent. The moment another boy shows or the moment something irritates him he gets back to his grumpy old self; and he's still pretty much tied to Kikyo."

"Ahhh, Kikyo. Forgot about her." Miroku said quietly.

"With her around, Inuyasha won't be able to tell Kagome..." Sango said sadly, "Unless* we push him in that direction."

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Hojo stared at Inuyasha and Kagome. Things were getting pretty confusing and well, he wanted to talk to Kagome.

"INUYASHA!!!! WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!!"

"FEH!! YOU SHUT UP YOU STUPID GIRL!!!"

"I'M NOT THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS!"

"THEN WHO DID?!" He screamed practically jumping out the water.

"YOU!"

"ME?!" He yelled angrily. "IT WAS YOU! SWIMMING, TALKING, LAUGHING WITH THAT HUMAN BACK THERE!! WHAT IS HE....YOUR SCHOOL CRUSH OR SOMETHING?!"

"MY CRUSH?!" Kagome screamed. Hojo smiled when he heard that, getting the wrong idea. After a while he began to chuckle. Inuyasha was tired of his laughing; hearing with his dog ears and got even angrier.

"YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS!" He yelled pointing at Hojo. "MY GOSH! I THINK YOU ARE* KOUGA'S REINCARNATION!"

Hojo looked at him oddly, still not getting a clue.

"Just because I talk to someone doesn't mean I'm with that person any way..." Kagome mumbled still blocking Inuyasha's way.

"Uhm, Kagome? I have a baseball game this afternoon." Hojo said, butting in the conversation.

Inuyasha raised a brow at him. "AND she's not going." He said sternly.

Hojo smiled at Inuyasha cluelessly and shrugged. "I've got games all this week so feel free to come! Bye! Nice meeting you Inuyasha!"

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"Push them in that direction?" Shippo asked looking at Sango. Sango tilted her head and stared at them.

"Well first, we need to find a way to the future. When we get there, we can't let them know we're there. And then, we can think of all these ways to help put them together." She said.

"So are you guys in or what?"

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"Inuyasha, I don't see what your problem is." Kagome said angrily.

"FEH! That guy deserves to die." He said scoffing.

"Inuyasha you can't go around killing every single guy I interact with! I mean first, its any other demon that comes near me, I don't mind that because you protect me from the evil ones, but then you hit Miroku, Kouga and even----Shippo for everything!"

"IF YOU DON'T ME TO SAVE YOUR BUTT EVERY SINGLE TIME WE FACE OFF SOMETHING JUST TELL ME AND I'LL BE GLAD NOT* TO DO IT! AND SO WHAT...NOW* YOU LIKE THE PERVERT?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTS YELLING, 'ewwww!! Get your hands off me!' AND THAT**** WOLF*** TRIED TO MASACRE ME, NOT TO MENTION* HE KIDNAPPED YOU!"

"Ancient history."

Inuyasha shook his head angrily. "FINE THEN I GUESS I YOU SHOULD BE FRIENDS WITH NARAKU IF YOUR SO FORGIVING?!

Kagome looked at him and decided this was all she was going to take.

"WHAT ABOUT YOU AND KIKYO?!" She yelled as Inuyasha cowered in fear. He gulped nervously.

"Eheheheh.....What about Kikyo?"

"What do you mean what about Kikyo?! What is she?! Your crush???? Why am I not free to do what I want if you can just go hang out with her? AT LEAST I DON'T GO KISS HOJO RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!! "

Inuyasha gulped numerous times and was beginning to feel very uncomfortable. 'You idiot.' He told himself. 'You should have shut up about Hobo.' He thought.

"I didn't know you were watching! And she* kissed me, not the other way around!!"

(A/N In case anyone doesn't know, I'm talking about the episode/manga Kagome's Kiss and Kikyo's Voice. If anyone wants me to explain the episode, you can just ask me in a review and I'll be glad to answer.)

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"This isn't going to well..." Sota sighed. "We need to think of something."
Yuki was busy playing around with some toys, not listening to what Sota said. "Huh? Oh...yea."

"Sis!! You gotta listen to Sota! We won't have Inuwasha as our babysitter if they don't get married!"

"Yea....so what do we do?"

"Well," Sota said looking at his sister and Inuyasha, "They don't seem to be getting along right now.....so lets try to stop them."

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"Well Inuyasha?! Answer me! You're so quick to accuse me of doing this and that, and you don't even stop to look at yourself and your feelings!" Kagome screamed.

"Uhm..."

"WELL?!"

"I....."

"WELL I CAN'T STAND YOU WITH WEIRDO PEOPLE LIKE THAT HOBO GUY!"

"AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"

"ITS MEANS....hhhmmmppphh!! WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!" He stuttered.

"BECAUSE...IF ITS ABOUT ME..I SHOULD BE ABLE TO KNOW!"

"Uhm..uh..yes..but.uhm...FEH! KAGOME I CAN DO WHAT I WANT AND YOU CAN'T FORCE ME TO SAY ANYTHING!"

"OH YES I CAN!" She said glaring at his rosary. Inuyasha gulped nervously.

Kagome 'hmph'ed and turned around.

"Darn it." Inuyasha mumbled. "Stupid future troubles..can't do nothing.."

"WHAT?!" Kagome stormed turning around.

Inuyasha smirked and laughed.

"WHY I---"

"INUYASHA KAGOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sota screamed.

Inuyasha and Kagome stopped from their 'argument' and ran upstairs.

"What is it?!" Inuyasha yelled pushing towards the door.

Sota just laughed nervously. 'Think of an excuse.'

"It was Yuki and Taki!! Th-They were messing with some of the stuff and I couldn't stop them and I called you guys!"

"Um......Oh...Okay....." Kagome and Inuyasha looked at each other oddly staring at Sota.

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