Seto: Keep doing your homework and you'll keep getting better [hopefully].
But please keep in mind that these lessons are set at beginner mode now,
and as you go throught the lessons you will notice that these lessons may
be repeated- only harder.
Notice: Some of these techniques are not shown in the anime or manga, which means you are reading an EXCLUSIVE. Yay for you.
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Lesson Three: Choosing a target
You know that to be a disser of any respect you need to diss someone, but now that you know the basics of how you don't know who to diss. In this lesson you get learn who is, and who isn't, a potential target. .
You'll find that in your tournament many different kinds of people will appear. But this is a good thing. Take a good look at everyone, insulting them inside your head, looking for a target. If you have some sort of enemy or someone that you have a grudge against, go out of your way to diss them.
What you want to look for in a target is something you'd spit out if they were a flavor. What I mean is if they look like they escaped from the circus, SAY IT. Or if they have the personality of a pinapple, DON'T HESITATE TO INSULT THEM TO THEIR FACE.
Example: "Yugi Mouto must be on drugs, his hair is shaped like a marajuana leaf." or, "Your stupid friendship rants show me how retarded you really are."
Here are a few tell-tale signs of a target: - They hang around with loser "friends".
- They posess something of value; like a card or gold jewelry, or both.
- They have a really weird style; like wearing the school uniform on the weekends.
- They try to convert you to their group of "friends".
- They have no idea that you are a billionare; even if you're in the same class.
- There is a "goody two-shoes" air about them.
- They have an annoying voice.
- They talk more than you; only about friends and friendship.
- They play "skitso".
- They play fairy-tale; like they are the pharaoh of ancient Egypt and you're the evil preist.
- They have "friends" with one/some/all the above symptoms.
Once you have found your prey, circle them. Study their habits from a safe distance. What is their hair color? Who are they with? What are they wearing? What do they look like?
When you have the answers to these questions, you sneak up behind them. They'd call it being cowardly, but it's actually strategic. Now you surprise them. Ask them who they are, but be polite AT FIRST; you want to catch them off guard. Then go in with a SMALL conversation, and once they say something that you dissagree with or cut to your wick, go in for the kill. You can insult them any way you like. Here are a few comman combos:
They say things about something you're not comfortable with, like your past = You get angry and tell them to shut up, the pipsqueak.
They invite you to an arcade or someplace for an outing = You snub off the lowlifes.
They ask you about something you have = You get proud in the explanation, and say it's better than theirs. But if they don't have it/one, say that they're too poor and it's better than anything they have.
You of course, don't have to stick to one target at a time. You can easily diss a group of people using the same principles.
Exercise: Look through magazines and point out which ones arethe worst models and why. And/or watch movies and insult the actors you don't like, and ALWAYS remember: there must be a reason that they should be dissed, from obvious faults right down to gut feeling.
Notice: Some of these techniques are not shown in the anime or manga, which means you are reading an EXCLUSIVE. Yay for you.
____________________________________________________________________________
Lesson Three: Choosing a target
You know that to be a disser of any respect you need to diss someone, but now that you know the basics of how you don't know who to diss. In this lesson you get learn who is, and who isn't, a potential target. .
You'll find that in your tournament many different kinds of people will appear. But this is a good thing. Take a good look at everyone, insulting them inside your head, looking for a target. If you have some sort of enemy or someone that you have a grudge against, go out of your way to diss them.
What you want to look for in a target is something you'd spit out if they were a flavor. What I mean is if they look like they escaped from the circus, SAY IT. Or if they have the personality of a pinapple, DON'T HESITATE TO INSULT THEM TO THEIR FACE.
Example: "Yugi Mouto must be on drugs, his hair is shaped like a marajuana leaf." or, "Your stupid friendship rants show me how retarded you really are."
Here are a few tell-tale signs of a target: - They hang around with loser "friends".
- They posess something of value; like a card or gold jewelry, or both.
- They have a really weird style; like wearing the school uniform on the weekends.
- They try to convert you to their group of "friends".
- They have no idea that you are a billionare; even if you're in the same class.
- There is a "goody two-shoes" air about them.
- They have an annoying voice.
- They talk more than you; only about friends and friendship.
- They play "skitso".
- They play fairy-tale; like they are the pharaoh of ancient Egypt and you're the evil preist.
- They have "friends" with one/some/all the above symptoms.
Once you have found your prey, circle them. Study their habits from a safe distance. What is their hair color? Who are they with? What are they wearing? What do they look like?
When you have the answers to these questions, you sneak up behind them. They'd call it being cowardly, but it's actually strategic. Now you surprise them. Ask them who they are, but be polite AT FIRST; you want to catch them off guard. Then go in with a SMALL conversation, and once they say something that you dissagree with or cut to your wick, go in for the kill. You can insult them any way you like. Here are a few comman combos:
They say things about something you're not comfortable with, like your past = You get angry and tell them to shut up, the pipsqueak.
They invite you to an arcade or someplace for an outing = You snub off the lowlifes.
They ask you about something you have = You get proud in the explanation, and say it's better than theirs. But if they don't have it/one, say that they're too poor and it's better than anything they have.
You of course, don't have to stick to one target at a time. You can easily diss a group of people using the same principles.
Exercise: Look through magazines and point out which ones arethe worst models and why. And/or watch movies and insult the actors you don't like, and ALWAYS remember: there must be a reason that they should be dissed, from obvious faults right down to gut feeling.