Death T-2: |-D It has come to my attention, for the first time, what words were used in Lesson 1. I would like to formally apologize for my Seto-clone's language; and hopefully it woun't happen again.
Seto: Hmph.
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Lesson Four: People you should leave alone
In the previous lesson I showed you what to look for in a potential target. In this lesson, you will learn who to leave alone. You may ask, "Why should I leave anyone alone? They all deserve disrespect." That fact is absolutely true, but trust me on this one; there are some people you shouldn't mess with. At least not face-to-face.
Now, look at a crowd of people and look through them as though you're looking for a target. But if you see a grown man in a rediculous costume, like a clown or a dog or a guy with silver hair and a red suit, LEAVE THEM BE. They are probably psychos that want to rape, murder, and steal you soul. If you see a very thin, but healthy, man wearing tighter clothing, RUN AWAY! They're probably gay. ~|-P Ick... But if you really need/want to get rid of them; whip out your fancy walky-talky, tell Mac there's a disturbance in the setup, and in notime the creep will be surrounded and thrown out.
But say, for instance, that you are somehow swarmed and surrounded by these freaks of nature. What do you do? There are several answeres:
Outcome A) You look them squarely in the eyes and say something like, "I don't have time for this, let me pass." Then shove your way past them.
Outcome B) If you can't shove past them and/or they start to close in, give them another warning shot. If they STILL close in, act like a skitso and go into a rabid rampage (you might want to drool and growl to add emphasis).
Now the freaks are scared and run away. But in other circmstances these may be religeous and detirmined freaks...
Outcome C) Look and figure out which religon they are, then claim that if they touch you their god (Fill in the blank) will be angry and will torture them.
Outcome D) Claim that you are the devil incarnate, then if they persist go into a rabid rampage.
In some rather rare cases you may be swarmed by fans, we will cover this subject in your next lesson.
Now let's say that one particular creep is freaking you out and you're starting to lose your cool about it. First of all DO NOT see a psychiatrist, they are thirty times worse than your original problem and really weird and scary. Second, remember that you can handle all of your problems. Now examine this wacko, like he was a dissing target. Get all the gory details and report him for being psychalogically unfit and dangerous to the public's well-being.
Any worse problems than this are not allowed on air. But if you feel that you have such a case, E-mail me. I can help you out- if I feel like it.
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Exersize: Read some horror stories, carfully noting what happened to the people that openly disclaimed thewhatever-the-scary-thing-was. Or watch an equally grotesque film. You'll probably find these in the rated R section, but you'd better not be scared watching the dumb things. Tough it's probably a good idea to watch them in the morning untill afternoon, and not righ before bed.
Seto: Hmph.
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Lesson Four: People you should leave alone
In the previous lesson I showed you what to look for in a potential target. In this lesson, you will learn who to leave alone. You may ask, "Why should I leave anyone alone? They all deserve disrespect." That fact is absolutely true, but trust me on this one; there are some people you shouldn't mess with. At least not face-to-face.
Now, look at a crowd of people and look through them as though you're looking for a target. But if you see a grown man in a rediculous costume, like a clown or a dog or a guy with silver hair and a red suit, LEAVE THEM BE. They are probably psychos that want to rape, murder, and steal you soul. If you see a very thin, but healthy, man wearing tighter clothing, RUN AWAY! They're probably gay. ~|-P Ick... But if you really need/want to get rid of them; whip out your fancy walky-talky, tell Mac there's a disturbance in the setup, and in notime the creep will be surrounded and thrown out.
But say, for instance, that you are somehow swarmed and surrounded by these freaks of nature. What do you do? There are several answeres:
Outcome A) You look them squarely in the eyes and say something like, "I don't have time for this, let me pass." Then shove your way past them.
Outcome B) If you can't shove past them and/or they start to close in, give them another warning shot. If they STILL close in, act like a skitso and go into a rabid rampage (you might want to drool and growl to add emphasis).
Now the freaks are scared and run away. But in other circmstances these may be religeous and detirmined freaks...
Outcome C) Look and figure out which religon they are, then claim that if they touch you their god (Fill in the blank) will be angry and will torture them.
Outcome D) Claim that you are the devil incarnate, then if they persist go into a rabid rampage.
In some rather rare cases you may be swarmed by fans, we will cover this subject in your next lesson.
Now let's say that one particular creep is freaking you out and you're starting to lose your cool about it. First of all DO NOT see a psychiatrist, they are thirty times worse than your original problem and really weird and scary. Second, remember that you can handle all of your problems. Now examine this wacko, like he was a dissing target. Get all the gory details and report him for being psychalogically unfit and dangerous to the public's well-being.
Any worse problems than this are not allowed on air. But if you feel that you have such a case, E-mail me. I can help you out- if I feel like it.
.
Exersize: Read some horror stories, carfully noting what happened to the people that openly disclaimed thewhatever-the-scary-thing-was. Or watch an equally grotesque film. You'll probably find these in the rated R section, but you'd better not be scared watching the dumb things. Tough it's probably a good idea to watch them in the morning untill afternoon, and not righ before bed.