Seto: Desist from eluding from your at-home assignments, or be chary and fastidious when doing so as to not be found in criminality. Unless you happen to be a zorille, then how can you be reading this?
Death T-2: He meant do your homework unless you're an animal.
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Lesson Five: Dealing with fans
OK, in the first lesson I mentioned that the dead-sexy good looks would help you get fans, in lesson 2 you build your image which would mean even more fans, and in the previous lesson I warned that you may be taken by fans [these kind of fans are know as RFGs, or Rabid Fan Girls/Guys]. There are dozens and dozens of ways to attract thest RFGs. Her are some general basics:
Already you have fans because you are obseenly rich and are dead-sexy, so you should have bodyguards around your person at all times.
They will be attracted to you from miles around. Don't be supprised if they wear clothes with you on them or have dolls of you.
You can always give clones of yourself to them which should make most of them very happy, though for some that won't be enough...
They will basically hang onto your very words, which sorta makes them servant-like.
You will often see them being "very fond" of the ground you walk on.
You can always just be yourself.
And I'm sure that you can figure out some original ways of attracting RFGs.
IMPORTANT!: You always want to be on the good side of an RFG, a good way to do so is to diss people that they don't like. Or go on a date with one that seems appealing, just keep it secret to the other RFGs.
So now you have RFGs glomping you in their dreams. And you want to get rid of them. But, to tell only the absolute truth, there is no actual known way to get rid of RFGs. You can't kill yourself because:
A) That's stupid.
B) You wanted them in the first place and,
C) They'll just bring you back, in whatever form they please.
It should hit you right now that you are cursed to be a glomping favorite. But there is an up-side to these primitive beings:
- They love you, so you can go to bed every night feeling loved.
- They will protect you and kill anyone that dares to insult you behind your back-- yet let you fend for yourself (in a way).
- Even if you insult them, it will only make them like you more for being youself and dissing them, aka: they feel lucky when YOU-- their favorite person-- insults them.
Exercise: No real exercise, just be your own rich sexy popular self. So eat some ice-cream or something.
Death T-2: He meant do your homework unless you're an animal.
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Lesson Five: Dealing with fans
OK, in the first lesson I mentioned that the dead-sexy good looks would help you get fans, in lesson 2 you build your image which would mean even more fans, and in the previous lesson I warned that you may be taken by fans [these kind of fans are know as RFGs, or Rabid Fan Girls/Guys]. There are dozens and dozens of ways to attract thest RFGs. Her are some general basics:
Already you have fans because you are obseenly rich and are dead-sexy, so you should have bodyguards around your person at all times.
They will be attracted to you from miles around. Don't be supprised if they wear clothes with you on them or have dolls of you.
You can always give clones of yourself to them which should make most of them very happy, though for some that won't be enough...
They will basically hang onto your very words, which sorta makes them servant-like.
You will often see them being "very fond" of the ground you walk on.
You can always just be yourself.
And I'm sure that you can figure out some original ways of attracting RFGs.
IMPORTANT!: You always want to be on the good side of an RFG, a good way to do so is to diss people that they don't like. Or go on a date with one that seems appealing, just keep it secret to the other RFGs.
So now you have RFGs glomping you in their dreams. And you want to get rid of them. But, to tell only the absolute truth, there is no actual known way to get rid of RFGs. You can't kill yourself because:
A) That's stupid.
B) You wanted them in the first place and,
C) They'll just bring you back, in whatever form they please.
It should hit you right now that you are cursed to be a glomping favorite. But there is an up-side to these primitive beings:
- They love you, so you can go to bed every night feeling loved.
- They will protect you and kill anyone that dares to insult you behind your back-- yet let you fend for yourself (in a way).
- Even if you insult them, it will only make them like you more for being youself and dissing them, aka: they feel lucky when YOU-- their favorite person-- insults them.
Exercise: No real exercise, just be your own rich sexy popular self. So eat some ice-cream or something.