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PRICE KEYCHAINS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Notes: God damn fanfiction is down!!! But that's ok, because we have our coke-a-cola! Allison was talking to her friend on the phone....the same friend that reviewed our other story, "Misfortunes Of Friends", but we didn't know it was her so Sarah and I kept yelling, "DIE REPLACEMENT FRIENDS!!!" *does Dr. Evil pinky thing*
CHAPTER 2- Let's form a Fisher Price Xylophone Keychain Band!!!!!!!
Jen and Allison were waiting at the airport in London for Sarah's plane to arrive. After waiting a good hour for their friend, her plane finally arrived. As the passengers started emptying out of the terminal, Jen quickly dove behind a row of chairs, hoping to escape Sarah's notice.....it didn't work. Sarah emerged from the terminal, looking around desperately for something....or should we say, someone.
"Jen! Jen!" Sarah ran quickly over to where Jen was hiding. Jen shielded her face. "London Jen? London freaking England?!?! HOGWARTS?!?! STUDENT FREAKING EXCHANGE?!?!? What the HELL is wrong with you? You made me leave my country!!!" Jen stood up and said, "I know Sarah, but this'll be fun!", as she absent-mindedly brushed some left-over Floo Powder off of her clothes.
"What's that? What are you brushing off?"
"Nothing Sarah!" Jen lied.
"Oh it's not nothing, it's Floo Powder", said Allison. Sarah raised an accusing finger.
"You! You had FLOO POWDER and you didn't TELL me?! I HAD TO TAKE A PLANE! A PLAAAAAAAANE! I hate PLANES! I had to get hammered before I GOT on the plane! And I've been on there for like TWELVE FREAKING HOURS! And what?!?! YOU GOT HERE IN TWELVE FREAKING SECONDS!!!"
Jen tried to explain. "Well, it wasn't as easy as you think." Allison cut in, "Yeah! We got landed in some old lady's house! All she had was a rocking chair, a shotgun and her 15 cats! You know Sarah, she kinda reminded me of you......just a little older."
"Plus, we had to walk 10 blocks to get here....."
"ALRIGHT! You know what? No more excuses! Let's just get to that damn castle, so I can get a decent magical education!" Sarah paused, remembering their past experience. "Oh great! Another castle we have to get to...GOD DAMN IT!" [Read Misfortunes Of Friends for reference]
Suddenly a big ugly giant type man stormed into the conversation. "Excuse meh. 'Re yeh lot Jennifer Rousselle, Allison Kwok and Sarah Walcz?"
Sarah looked panicked. She spread her arms out, shielding her friends, "Depends," she said. "Do they owe you money?"
"No."
"Do they owe you drugs?"
"No!"
"Do they owe you illegal firearms?" Sarah said glaring at Allison.
"NO!"
"Are you heir to the Goblin throne?!?"
"Well.....No I don't think so.....What's with the questions? I jus' wan'ta know if yer them!"
"One more my friend!"
"....Ok"
"Are you any of their estranged fathers?"
"Well ther' was that one time....."
"Jen! It's Jen isn't it!"
"SARAH! I HAVE a father!!!"
"Jen! How many times do we have to go over this? Things aren't always what they seeeeeeeem!" "Sarah, shut up!" Allison said, clearly annoyed.
Sarah glared at her, then turned her attention to the strange giant-man. "Well! Since none of my questions have anything to do with you, then I think that it's safe to say that YES we ARE who you speak of. And I am Sparticus! No wait....I'm not."
"Good, good. My name's Hagrid. The Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts." There was a long pause.
"Kay."
"I was sent by the finest Headmaster Hogwarts has ever seen, Albus DUMBLEDORE, to take you lot teh Diagon Alley. Gringott's bank teh be exact."
Allison looked up at Hagrid, "Gringott's." She then turned her head to look at Jen. ".Yeeeeesssss."
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The girls and Hagrid walked up to the front steps of Gringott's. While Allison and Jennifer were excited about going in, Sarah resisted.
"No! No more Goblins, PLEASE!"
"Sarah! You have to go in!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"NOOOO!" Seeing the Sarah couldn't be budged that way, Allison pushed her from behind into the bank.
"NO! Euggghhhh,... eaahhhghhhh......eahhhhhhhhhhhh!"
The girls walked up to the front desk with Hagrid. All through the walk, the sight of little Goblins running around made Sarah jump. Peering up over the desk, the girls saw the ugliest Goblin they had ever seen. Hagrid introduced them to the Goblin and stated what they intended to do, much to the surprise of the three girls.
"An' these three girls would like to take out some of Mr. Harry Potter's money."
"And do you have Mr. Harry Potter's keeeey?"
"Errr...I've got it here somewhere," Hagrid explained as he started searching through his pockets. "Ah! Here we ar'!" Hagrid placed the key on the table and the stupid ugly goblin called for a littler goblin to take the girls and Hagrid to the vault. The soon reached their destination.
"Key PLEASEE." Said the little goblin as he climbed out of the cart.
"Here y'ar."
"Lamp PLEASE." Asked the goblin again.
"IS THAT ALL YOU LITTLE BASTARDS CAN SAY?!?! OPEN THE FRIGGING VAULT!" Sarah yelled.
"She's a twisted li'le bugger isn't she?" Asked Hagrid as he eyed Sarah askance.
"Most Definitely!" Replied Jen happily. "But what I'd like to know is HOW you got Harry Potter's KEY?!?"
"It's Official Hogwart's business."
"AND IS THAT ALL YOOOUUU CAN SAY?!?" Yelled Sarah as she rounded on Hagrid. Allison tackled Sarah to the ground, covering Sarah's mouth with her hand.
The vault was finally opened by the little goblin man, and Sarah, Allison and Jen stared in wonder at the mass amounts of gold in Mr. Harry Potter's vault.
"HOLY SHIT! HOW THE HELL....IS THIS *OURS*?"
"Yea, Harry was asked teh donate 'alf o' his riches teh the foreign exchange program. Yeh get 'alf o' this you three!"
"Whoa, dude." Sarah replied.
"You mean we're going to get to meet." Jen started as Sarah interrupted.
"Harry FRIKIN' Potter?"
Hagrid replied, "No, no, no. Harry, Ron and Hermione were shipped off teh Canada teh take yer place." The three friends exchanged meaningful glances during the awkward pause that followed.
"AAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! You mean that stupid four-eyed freak is GONE?!? AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The trio laughed uncontrollably for many minutes to follow. Sarah finally made an outburst.
"Well, with this much money, it's time to go......." She made a pose with her arms in the air and a weird grin on her face, "SHOPPING!!!!"
The girls ran into Diagon Alley with Hagrid trudging slowly behind. They hit all the hottest robe stores, which was approximately one, and bought little trinkets and all the things that they needed for their spell work at Hogwarts. They even bought things they didn't need! Gilded cages for their owls, and cute, chic little pointed hats. Oh and let's not forget the new brooms! The New and IMPROVED Firebolt XE 2002, for all their Quidditching needs. [Sarah-to impress Oliver Wood]
And finally, the arrived at Kings.....Cross............Station.
[Author's Note: Ok that was pretty long. Heh, Fisher Price Keychains are coooool!!!!!
Author's Notes: God damn fanfiction is down!!! But that's ok, because we have our coke-a-cola! Allison was talking to her friend on the phone....the same friend that reviewed our other story, "Misfortunes Of Friends", but we didn't know it was her so Sarah and I kept yelling, "DIE REPLACEMENT FRIENDS!!!" *does Dr. Evil pinky thing*
CHAPTER 2- Let's form a Fisher Price Xylophone Keychain Band!!!!!!!
Jen and Allison were waiting at the airport in London for Sarah's plane to arrive. After waiting a good hour for their friend, her plane finally arrived. As the passengers started emptying out of the terminal, Jen quickly dove behind a row of chairs, hoping to escape Sarah's notice.....it didn't work. Sarah emerged from the terminal, looking around desperately for something....or should we say, someone.
"Jen! Jen!" Sarah ran quickly over to where Jen was hiding. Jen shielded her face. "London Jen? London freaking England?!?! HOGWARTS?!?! STUDENT FREAKING EXCHANGE?!?!? What the HELL is wrong with you? You made me leave my country!!!" Jen stood up and said, "I know Sarah, but this'll be fun!", as she absent-mindedly brushed some left-over Floo Powder off of her clothes.
"What's that? What are you brushing off?"
"Nothing Sarah!" Jen lied.
"Oh it's not nothing, it's Floo Powder", said Allison. Sarah raised an accusing finger.
"You! You had FLOO POWDER and you didn't TELL me?! I HAD TO TAKE A PLANE! A PLAAAAAAAANE! I hate PLANES! I had to get hammered before I GOT on the plane! And I've been on there for like TWELVE FREAKING HOURS! And what?!?! YOU GOT HERE IN TWELVE FREAKING SECONDS!!!"
Jen tried to explain. "Well, it wasn't as easy as you think." Allison cut in, "Yeah! We got landed in some old lady's house! All she had was a rocking chair, a shotgun and her 15 cats! You know Sarah, she kinda reminded me of you......just a little older."
"Plus, we had to walk 10 blocks to get here....."
"ALRIGHT! You know what? No more excuses! Let's just get to that damn castle, so I can get a decent magical education!" Sarah paused, remembering their past experience. "Oh great! Another castle we have to get to...GOD DAMN IT!" [Read Misfortunes Of Friends for reference]
Suddenly a big ugly giant type man stormed into the conversation. "Excuse meh. 'Re yeh lot Jennifer Rousselle, Allison Kwok and Sarah Walcz?"
Sarah looked panicked. She spread her arms out, shielding her friends, "Depends," she said. "Do they owe you money?"
"No."
"Do they owe you drugs?"
"No!"
"Do they owe you illegal firearms?" Sarah said glaring at Allison.
"NO!"
"Are you heir to the Goblin throne?!?"
"Well.....No I don't think so.....What's with the questions? I jus' wan'ta know if yer them!"
"One more my friend!"
"....Ok"
"Are you any of their estranged fathers?"
"Well ther' was that one time....."
"Jen! It's Jen isn't it!"
"SARAH! I HAVE a father!!!"
"Jen! How many times do we have to go over this? Things aren't always what they seeeeeeeem!" "Sarah, shut up!" Allison said, clearly annoyed.
Sarah glared at her, then turned her attention to the strange giant-man. "Well! Since none of my questions have anything to do with you, then I think that it's safe to say that YES we ARE who you speak of. And I am Sparticus! No wait....I'm not."
"Good, good. My name's Hagrid. The Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts." There was a long pause.
"Kay."
"I was sent by the finest Headmaster Hogwarts has ever seen, Albus DUMBLEDORE, to take you lot teh Diagon Alley. Gringott's bank teh be exact."
Allison looked up at Hagrid, "Gringott's." She then turned her head to look at Jen. ".Yeeeeesssss."
*******************************************************
The girls and Hagrid walked up to the front steps of Gringott's. While Allison and Jennifer were excited about going in, Sarah resisted.
"No! No more Goblins, PLEASE!"
"Sarah! You have to go in!"
"No!"
"YES!"
"NOOOO!" Seeing the Sarah couldn't be budged that way, Allison pushed her from behind into the bank.
"NO! Euggghhhh,... eaahhhghhhh......eahhhhhhhhhhhh!"
The girls walked up to the front desk with Hagrid. All through the walk, the sight of little Goblins running around made Sarah jump. Peering up over the desk, the girls saw the ugliest Goblin they had ever seen. Hagrid introduced them to the Goblin and stated what they intended to do, much to the surprise of the three girls.
"An' these three girls would like to take out some of Mr. Harry Potter's money."
"And do you have Mr. Harry Potter's keeeey?"
"Errr...I've got it here somewhere," Hagrid explained as he started searching through his pockets. "Ah! Here we ar'!" Hagrid placed the key on the table and the stupid ugly goblin called for a littler goblin to take the girls and Hagrid to the vault. The soon reached their destination.
"Key PLEASEE." Said the little goblin as he climbed out of the cart.
"Here y'ar."
"Lamp PLEASE." Asked the goblin again.
"IS THAT ALL YOU LITTLE BASTARDS CAN SAY?!?! OPEN THE FRIGGING VAULT!" Sarah yelled.
"She's a twisted li'le bugger isn't she?" Asked Hagrid as he eyed Sarah askance.
"Most Definitely!" Replied Jen happily. "But what I'd like to know is HOW you got Harry Potter's KEY?!?"
"It's Official Hogwart's business."
"AND IS THAT ALL YOOOUUU CAN SAY?!?" Yelled Sarah as she rounded on Hagrid. Allison tackled Sarah to the ground, covering Sarah's mouth with her hand.
The vault was finally opened by the little goblin man, and Sarah, Allison and Jen stared in wonder at the mass amounts of gold in Mr. Harry Potter's vault.
"HOLY SHIT! HOW THE HELL....IS THIS *OURS*?"
"Yea, Harry was asked teh donate 'alf o' his riches teh the foreign exchange program. Yeh get 'alf o' this you three!"
"Whoa, dude." Sarah replied.
"You mean we're going to get to meet." Jen started as Sarah interrupted.
"Harry FRIKIN' Potter?"
Hagrid replied, "No, no, no. Harry, Ron and Hermione were shipped off teh Canada teh take yer place." The three friends exchanged meaningful glances during the awkward pause that followed.
"AAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! You mean that stupid four-eyed freak is GONE?!? AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The trio laughed uncontrollably for many minutes to follow. Sarah finally made an outburst.
"Well, with this much money, it's time to go......." She made a pose with her arms in the air and a weird grin on her face, "SHOPPING!!!!"
The girls ran into Diagon Alley with Hagrid trudging slowly behind. They hit all the hottest robe stores, which was approximately one, and bought little trinkets and all the things that they needed for their spell work at Hogwarts. They even bought things they didn't need! Gilded cages for their owls, and cute, chic little pointed hats. Oh and let's not forget the new brooms! The New and IMPROVED Firebolt XE 2002, for all their Quidditching needs. [Sarah-to impress Oliver Wood]
And finally, the arrived at Kings.....Cross............Station.
[Author's Note: Ok that was pretty long. Heh, Fisher Price Keychains are coooool!!!!!