Disclaimer: We don't own anything, BUT!!!! [Jen-But what?!? Sarah-I don't
know what to say] GOD DAMN IT! Oh, and we don't own *Nsync.....hooray......
Author's Note: Yes, we're finally getting a chance to update! What with this Jareth crap going on, we're now secretly hiding out in Hong Kong with Allison's relatives. But don't worry, our security's at the maximum, due to the fact that all of Allison's family is in the Chinese Mafia. [Sarah-Watch out for her brother Jen-Don't Sarah, we'll get wacked!] Ok! Chapter 3!!
Chapter 3 -It Kind Of Reminds Us Of The *Nsync Video.....
Last time we left off, The Unlucky Three finally made it to Kings Cross Station, with their new pal, Hagrud.....errr I mean Hagrid!
Sarah suddenly looked at her train ticket, and said, "Whoa! Dude! This ticket is frickin freaky! It says 9 ¾ ......what the hell." Jen turned to ask Hagrid what the deal was with the freaky tickets, "Dude! He's GONE!"
"WHAT?!?!?" Allison yelled. She continued, "Oh my god! What are we going to do?!?"
"Oh my god, I'm RUINED! All my marks will go down, I'll lose my scholarship, and do you know WHYYYY?!?!? Because we're lost in a train station!!! A........foreign! Train station!"
Sarah, on the verge of panicking, tried to settle things down a bit. "All right, all right, okay! OKAY! LET'S NOT FREAK OUT HERE! TOO LATE! I'M FREAKING OUT, I'M FREAKING OUT! WAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Allison was fed up. "That's IT! I'm gonna go ask the train dude over there!" She walked over to a big fat guy with a hat and a badge that read, Bob. "You! Fat man! Check out my ticket! Where the hell is Platform 9 ¾???"
Bob answered, "What's with all you kids and your platform 9 ¾?!? You think you're being funny do you?"
"You've gotta stop saying that, before I pound your head in!"
"Why don't you kids bugger off and get jobs or something?" He turned and walked away, mumbling, ".....Chinese lady.....no eyelids....."
"Oh! Ohhhhhh! That's IT! He is SOOOOOOOO dead!"
"No Allison, NOOOOOOO!" Jen and Sarah screamed as they tried to tackle their friend to the ground. Allison was already searching her pockets for her bazooka. Fortunately for Bob, she didn't have it.
"Well, since I can't use my Bazooka, I'll use THIS!" Allison said as she pulled out her wand and pointed it at Bob's back. Sarah and Jen watched in horror as their friend conjured up a big-ass fire ball and shot it at Bob. Bob ran screaming until he remembered the basic fundamentals that those nice firemen teach you in grade school. STOP! DROP! And roll! He stopped, dropped and rolled. Allison was laughing her ass off at the burnt up, shrivelled man on the floor. He got up and roared in agony, starting to chase after the first person he saw......Allison.
"RUNNNNNN!" Allison yelled, and pulled Sarah with her as she ran towards Platform 10. Sarah, having fun running for her life yelled, "OR FEEL THE WRATH OF BURNY-BOBBBBBBBB!"
They ran, until they finally lost him. It took a while, we'll admit, but riding on our cart-wheels we finally lost him. Exhausted, the girls walked up to Platform 10 and leaned on the wall. Sarah screamed
"Sarah, what happened!!!" Allison yelled as she ran over to see what happened to Sarah. Sarah's arm was in the wall!
"OHHHH! HEEEYY! I GET IT NOOOOWWWW!" Jen said as she pulled Sarah out of the wall. Jen said nothing else. She grabbed her cart, and ran through that wall between Platforms 9 and 10.
Sarah dropping down to her knees in desperate vulnerability, yelled, "JEEEENNNNNNNNNNN! NOOOOOOOOO!"
Allison said, "I'm going in after her!" Allison then grabbed her cart and ran through the gate-way after her friend.
Sarah dropping down to her knees in desperate vulnerability....yet again....yelled, "ALLISONNNNNNN! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Meanwhile, on the other side of the wall, Allison took in her surroundings. It was THE platform. Then she heard Jen calling.
"Allison! See I was right!" She explained as she loaded her things on the train. "Wait a minute......WHERE'S SARAH?!?!"
"I'm not su..." Allison started to say, but couldn't finish because her sentence turned into a scream.....
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Meanwhile, on the other side of the wall, Sarah got her cart ready. "All right! I have to do this, I don't care if it's a gateway to something, a gateway to the Labyrinth, or a gateway to hell......Wait a minute, they're the same thing.......ehn..........Anyways, I have to go save my friends! They'd do the same thing for me!.........uhhhh, well maybe Allison wouldn't but.........Shutup Sarah, you're babbling!........agh! I'm talking to myself.........gah! Stop IT!.....guh!....GAH! OK! I'm stopiiiing....NOW!....GOD DAMN IT!" she took off into a violent scream and ran through the wall with her cart......
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.....Right into Allison.. Allison was flung over her cart and onto the train tracks as Sarah rammed into her. "AAAAAGH!!!!!!!!" Jen quickly lunged for Allison's cart before it ran her friend over. Allison, hearing the train whistle, didn't have time to get off the tracks and immediately started to climb up the front of the train. "OH CRAP! SARAH!"
But no one heard her, Jen had already jumped onto the train and was pulling Sarah with her. "Wait a minute....Where's AL?!" screamed Sarah. "Sarah, you pushed her onto the train tracks, you idiot!" Jen yelled at her.
"I DID?" Sarah questioned, "OH! So THAT'S what I hit."
"Yes Sarah, and now we have to save her cause of you."
Sarah and Jen climbed out the window and up onto the top of the train. They started to run towards the front. In the middle of running Sarah stopped and called to Jen who was just ahead. "JEN! DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN AN N*SYNC VIDEO TOO?!?"
"YES!" Jen yelled back to Sarah. They continued running over the train, with Sarah singing 'Bye, Bye, Bye".
"SARAH! WHY ARE YOU SINGING?!?!"
"IT ADDS TO THE DRAMA!" They eventually reached the front of the train, and saw Allison clinging desperately to the smokestack. They got as close as possible to Allison, and Allison yelled, "SARAH! I'M GOING TO KIILLLLLLL YOU! GET DOWN HERE! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR HAIR OUT!"
"But Allison, if I was down there, and YOU were up here, where would we be then?"
"BETTER OFF, THAT'S WHERE WE'D BE!" Replied Allison. "JUST PULL ME UP!"
"WHY SHOULD I?"
"BECAUSE YOU PUSHED ME OFF THE PLATFORM!"
Sarah bent down as if she was going to help Allison, but instead said, "By the way, do you know the second verse to 'Bye, Bye, Bye?'"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Sarah stared into space. "Noooo, I don't think that's it....."
She then tried with all her might to reach Allison, but couldn't. Allison tried with all her might to reach Sarah, but couldn't. Jen looked down at the idiots and gave an exasperated sigh. "Wingardium Leviosa!" Jen said as she raised her wand and lifted Allison into the air.
Ten minutes later, they were sitting safe and sound in their train cabin. Allison stood up. She had flames in her eyes. "Sarah! I challenge you to a wizard's duel!" Allison said as she whacked Sarah across the face with her wand.
"OWWW! You just smacked me in the face with your WANNNNND! I'll have you know that's made of WOOOD!"
"Tell me something I don't know!" Allison retorted.
"Mashed potatoes are yummy." Jen budded in.
"I already knew that!"
"Hagrid has a Pakistani cousin named Hagrud."
"He DOES?!?"
"Yeah! He's a porn star!" Allison and Jen had confused looks on their faces, she continued. "Ca mon! You've heard of him! His famous line's, "I will take off my leather turban and WHIP you with it!""
"Oh YEAAAHHH! I've heard of him!" Jen said.
Allison, getting pissed off that everyone was changing the subject she turned the conversation back to the duel. "So Sarah, ready to get your ass kicked?"
Sarah reached into her robes to bring out her wand, but then figured that this would give Allison a free shot. So, instead, she grabbed the end of Allison's wand. Allison tried to yank it back but then Jen stepped in between them and grabbed the wand near the base.
"You guys let go." Jen said.
"Not until she lets go." Replied Allison.
"No way I can't TRUST you!" Said Sarah.
"It's MY WAND!"
"EXACTLY!"
"GUYS! On the count of three! One....Two.....THREE!".......Nothing happened. "Guuuyyyyyyys!"
Sarah quickly let go and raised her hands defensively. "Neutral!" She explained as she ran behind Jen. Allison gave her cut-eye then pocketed the wand. They sat down. Then trolley lady came......
The girls bought the whole trolley-full of candy (with Harry Potter's money of course....Why spend theirs, when they could spend HIS?!?).
"Dudes! I've got the best scheme!" Sarah said happily. Jen groaned.
"Oh no Sarah, what NOW?!"
"No! It's really good this time! We should save some of this candy so we can hide it in the dorm!"
"Hey good idea Sarah!"
"Yeah you were actually smart for a change!" Sarah smiled at the compliments, and opened a Chocolate Frog. She started at the Wizard Card in horror.
"What's wrong with the card Sarah?" Allison asked. Sarah just stared back with terror in her eyes.
"Sarah give me the card!" Jen yelled as she tried to grab it out of Sarah's hand.
"No!"
"Sarah! Let us seeeee!" Jen finally pried the card out of Sarah's hands and stared in horror at what she saw. She passed the card to Allison, saying nothing and staring off into space the same way Sarah was. Allison looked at the card and shivered. The card read, "Jareth The Goblin King. Ruler of the Labyrinth and King of Goblins everywhere. He is determined to seek out the one called 'The Mouthy Blonde' and her meddling friends."
Sarah, finally snapping out of her trance, grabbed the card from Allison and chucked it out the window. "No one saw that." She warned.
"I did." Allison replied.
"No you DIDN'T!" Sarah corrected.
"Anyways," Jen said as she took up a package of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans. "Do you ever wonder how they get the Jelly Beans to taste the way they do. All these nasty flavours?"
Sarah, who was chewing on a bean, spit it out. "EWWWWWW! If that's how ear wax tastes...........EWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"I dunno," said Allison. "I thought you would Jen. I guess it's just a *mystery*"
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Author's Note: Only ONE character was harmed during the making of this chapter, but he's better now........Ok SO! How was that? That was OKAY! We had coffee AND coke this time, so don't complain. Please, please, PLEASE review, we want to know what you THINKKKK!........well not really, we don't really care what you think but we like them high numbers!
Author's Note: Yes, we're finally getting a chance to update! What with this Jareth crap going on, we're now secretly hiding out in Hong Kong with Allison's relatives. But don't worry, our security's at the maximum, due to the fact that all of Allison's family is in the Chinese Mafia. [Sarah-Watch out for her brother Jen-Don't Sarah, we'll get wacked!] Ok! Chapter 3!!
Chapter 3 -It Kind Of Reminds Us Of The *Nsync Video.....
Last time we left off, The Unlucky Three finally made it to Kings Cross Station, with their new pal, Hagrud.....errr I mean Hagrid!
Sarah suddenly looked at her train ticket, and said, "Whoa! Dude! This ticket is frickin freaky! It says 9 ¾ ......what the hell." Jen turned to ask Hagrid what the deal was with the freaky tickets, "Dude! He's GONE!"
"WHAT?!?!?" Allison yelled. She continued, "Oh my god! What are we going to do?!?"
"Oh my god, I'm RUINED! All my marks will go down, I'll lose my scholarship, and do you know WHYYYY?!?!? Because we're lost in a train station!!! A........foreign! Train station!"
Sarah, on the verge of panicking, tried to settle things down a bit. "All right, all right, okay! OKAY! LET'S NOT FREAK OUT HERE! TOO LATE! I'M FREAKING OUT, I'M FREAKING OUT! WAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Allison was fed up. "That's IT! I'm gonna go ask the train dude over there!" She walked over to a big fat guy with a hat and a badge that read, Bob. "You! Fat man! Check out my ticket! Where the hell is Platform 9 ¾???"
Bob answered, "What's with all you kids and your platform 9 ¾?!? You think you're being funny do you?"
"You've gotta stop saying that, before I pound your head in!"
"Why don't you kids bugger off and get jobs or something?" He turned and walked away, mumbling, ".....Chinese lady.....no eyelids....."
"Oh! Ohhhhhh! That's IT! He is SOOOOOOOO dead!"
"No Allison, NOOOOOOO!" Jen and Sarah screamed as they tried to tackle their friend to the ground. Allison was already searching her pockets for her bazooka. Fortunately for Bob, she didn't have it.
"Well, since I can't use my Bazooka, I'll use THIS!" Allison said as she pulled out her wand and pointed it at Bob's back. Sarah and Jen watched in horror as their friend conjured up a big-ass fire ball and shot it at Bob. Bob ran screaming until he remembered the basic fundamentals that those nice firemen teach you in grade school. STOP! DROP! And roll! He stopped, dropped and rolled. Allison was laughing her ass off at the burnt up, shrivelled man on the floor. He got up and roared in agony, starting to chase after the first person he saw......Allison.
"RUNNNNNN!" Allison yelled, and pulled Sarah with her as she ran towards Platform 10. Sarah, having fun running for her life yelled, "OR FEEL THE WRATH OF BURNY-BOBBBBBBBB!"
They ran, until they finally lost him. It took a while, we'll admit, but riding on our cart-wheels we finally lost him. Exhausted, the girls walked up to Platform 10 and leaned on the wall. Sarah screamed
"Sarah, what happened!!!" Allison yelled as she ran over to see what happened to Sarah. Sarah's arm was in the wall!
"OHHHH! HEEEYY! I GET IT NOOOOWWWW!" Jen said as she pulled Sarah out of the wall. Jen said nothing else. She grabbed her cart, and ran through that wall between Platforms 9 and 10.
Sarah dropping down to her knees in desperate vulnerability, yelled, "JEEEENNNNNNNNNNN! NOOOOOOOOO!"
Allison said, "I'm going in after her!" Allison then grabbed her cart and ran through the gate-way after her friend.
Sarah dropping down to her knees in desperate vulnerability....yet again....yelled, "ALLISONNNNNNN! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Meanwhile, on the other side of the wall, Allison took in her surroundings. It was THE platform. Then she heard Jen calling.
"Allison! See I was right!" She explained as she loaded her things on the train. "Wait a minute......WHERE'S SARAH?!?!"
"I'm not su..." Allison started to say, but couldn't finish because her sentence turned into a scream.....
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Meanwhile, on the other side of the wall, Sarah got her cart ready. "All right! I have to do this, I don't care if it's a gateway to something, a gateway to the Labyrinth, or a gateway to hell......Wait a minute, they're the same thing.......ehn..........Anyways, I have to go save my friends! They'd do the same thing for me!.........uhhhh, well maybe Allison wouldn't but.........Shutup Sarah, you're babbling!........agh! I'm talking to myself.........gah! Stop IT!.....guh!....GAH! OK! I'm stopiiiing....NOW!....GOD DAMN IT!" she took off into a violent scream and ran through the wall with her cart......
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.....Right into Allison.. Allison was flung over her cart and onto the train tracks as Sarah rammed into her. "AAAAAGH!!!!!!!!" Jen quickly lunged for Allison's cart before it ran her friend over. Allison, hearing the train whistle, didn't have time to get off the tracks and immediately started to climb up the front of the train. "OH CRAP! SARAH!"
But no one heard her, Jen had already jumped onto the train and was pulling Sarah with her. "Wait a minute....Where's AL?!" screamed Sarah. "Sarah, you pushed her onto the train tracks, you idiot!" Jen yelled at her.
"I DID?" Sarah questioned, "OH! So THAT'S what I hit."
"Yes Sarah, and now we have to save her cause of you."
Sarah and Jen climbed out the window and up onto the top of the train. They started to run towards the front. In the middle of running Sarah stopped and called to Jen who was just ahead. "JEN! DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN AN N*SYNC VIDEO TOO?!?"
"YES!" Jen yelled back to Sarah. They continued running over the train, with Sarah singing 'Bye, Bye, Bye".
"SARAH! WHY ARE YOU SINGING?!?!"
"IT ADDS TO THE DRAMA!" They eventually reached the front of the train, and saw Allison clinging desperately to the smokestack. They got as close as possible to Allison, and Allison yelled, "SARAH! I'M GOING TO KIILLLLLLL YOU! GET DOWN HERE! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR HAIR OUT!"
"But Allison, if I was down there, and YOU were up here, where would we be then?"
"BETTER OFF, THAT'S WHERE WE'D BE!" Replied Allison. "JUST PULL ME UP!"
"WHY SHOULD I?"
"BECAUSE YOU PUSHED ME OFF THE PLATFORM!"
Sarah bent down as if she was going to help Allison, but instead said, "By the way, do you know the second verse to 'Bye, Bye, Bye?'"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Sarah stared into space. "Noooo, I don't think that's it....."
She then tried with all her might to reach Allison, but couldn't. Allison tried with all her might to reach Sarah, but couldn't. Jen looked down at the idiots and gave an exasperated sigh. "Wingardium Leviosa!" Jen said as she raised her wand and lifted Allison into the air.
Ten minutes later, they were sitting safe and sound in their train cabin. Allison stood up. She had flames in her eyes. "Sarah! I challenge you to a wizard's duel!" Allison said as she whacked Sarah across the face with her wand.
"OWWW! You just smacked me in the face with your WANNNNND! I'll have you know that's made of WOOOD!"
"Tell me something I don't know!" Allison retorted.
"Mashed potatoes are yummy." Jen budded in.
"I already knew that!"
"Hagrid has a Pakistani cousin named Hagrud."
"He DOES?!?"
"Yeah! He's a porn star!" Allison and Jen had confused looks on their faces, she continued. "Ca mon! You've heard of him! His famous line's, "I will take off my leather turban and WHIP you with it!""
"Oh YEAAAHHH! I've heard of him!" Jen said.
Allison, getting pissed off that everyone was changing the subject she turned the conversation back to the duel. "So Sarah, ready to get your ass kicked?"
Sarah reached into her robes to bring out her wand, but then figured that this would give Allison a free shot. So, instead, she grabbed the end of Allison's wand. Allison tried to yank it back but then Jen stepped in between them and grabbed the wand near the base.
"You guys let go." Jen said.
"Not until she lets go." Replied Allison.
"No way I can't TRUST you!" Said Sarah.
"It's MY WAND!"
"EXACTLY!"
"GUYS! On the count of three! One....Two.....THREE!".......Nothing happened. "Guuuyyyyyyys!"
Sarah quickly let go and raised her hands defensively. "Neutral!" She explained as she ran behind Jen. Allison gave her cut-eye then pocketed the wand. They sat down. Then trolley lady came......
The girls bought the whole trolley-full of candy (with Harry Potter's money of course....Why spend theirs, when they could spend HIS?!?).
"Dudes! I've got the best scheme!" Sarah said happily. Jen groaned.
"Oh no Sarah, what NOW?!"
"No! It's really good this time! We should save some of this candy so we can hide it in the dorm!"
"Hey good idea Sarah!"
"Yeah you were actually smart for a change!" Sarah smiled at the compliments, and opened a Chocolate Frog. She started at the Wizard Card in horror.
"What's wrong with the card Sarah?" Allison asked. Sarah just stared back with terror in her eyes.
"Sarah give me the card!" Jen yelled as she tried to grab it out of Sarah's hand.
"No!"
"Sarah! Let us seeeee!" Jen finally pried the card out of Sarah's hands and stared in horror at what she saw. She passed the card to Allison, saying nothing and staring off into space the same way Sarah was. Allison looked at the card and shivered. The card read, "Jareth The Goblin King. Ruler of the Labyrinth and King of Goblins everywhere. He is determined to seek out the one called 'The Mouthy Blonde' and her meddling friends."
Sarah, finally snapping out of her trance, grabbed the card from Allison and chucked it out the window. "No one saw that." She warned.
"I did." Allison replied.
"No you DIDN'T!" Sarah corrected.
"Anyways," Jen said as she took up a package of Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans. "Do you ever wonder how they get the Jelly Beans to taste the way they do. All these nasty flavours?"
Sarah, who was chewing on a bean, spit it out. "EWWWWWW! If that's how ear wax tastes...........EWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"I dunno," said Allison. "I thought you would Jen. I guess it's just a *mystery*"
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Author's Note: Only ONE character was harmed during the making of this chapter, but he's better now........Ok SO! How was that? That was OKAY! We had coffee AND coke this time, so don't complain. Please, please, PLEASE review, we want to know what you THINKKKK!........well not really, we don't really care what you think but we like them high numbers!