D T-2: WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH RESOURCES!! How are we to contimue without resources?!
Seto: By resources she means reviews. Which finally some people gave. I mean, she was only asking for what? TWO?!
D T-2: I'm only asking for five or ten reviews per chapter update, depends on what mood I'm in...
Seto: And I'm sure everyone wants to know what I've got in store for lesson 11.
D T-2: YEAH!! They're gonna love it! Tee-hee... But I might not update during the next month or so 'cus I'm making my entry for Tokyopop's 3rd Rising Stars of Manga contest! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Seto: ANYWAY, we ARE open for questions. So ask what you want, we're bound to answer them. Most likely. And, no; if you did eat ice-cream from lesson five you shouldn't lose your sexy figure-- unless you had an entire gallon. But hopefully, you people KNEW better than to do that.
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Lesson 9: Coming Up With Original Insults
Hopefully you've taken the liberty to come up with insulting commenmts on your own instead of copying me exactly. It's very important to have your own unique way of getting the better of others. My way is rather complicated and involves actual brainpower. "E = Mc squared" and all that whatnot. It's easy for me because I do well in math and science (and all my other subjects) and serves its purpose when it comes to defragmenting holographically enhanced electronic 3-dimmensional imaging. I also use my extreme wealth to stay on the up-side of situations.
But let's say you aren't like that and your best subject is not complicated formulas and is actually in the phisically active world of sports or whatever. What you need to do is view dissing as the game you're best in or whatever you're best in. Soccer, for example. Your target/opponent/victim is the goalie and you're trying to shoot the goal (the insult). Use the "strategies" from previous lessons to approach your opponent and execute the score. That's simpler thinking, isn't it?
Now the actual insults could be simple or complicated, whichever you prefer. Another thing you need to decide upon when choosing the insult is if you want your target to understand the insult and get angry, or left in the dark to ponder your words (as with "bletherospams"). Either way, it's fun to see the look on their face!
I don't think I should tell what you should base the dissing on, because I already told you. Appearence, actions, and responses are some of the things you can use to your advantage. But be sure to take the proper initiative and be cautious as I've told you. But if they're ugly it's really hard not to say anything.
Excersize: Hang low and watch how other people insult others, and what the response was according to the variable data. But if you're approached by someone, act accordingly or deny it and tell them to mind their own business and/or bug off.
Seto: By resources she means reviews. Which finally some people gave. I mean, she was only asking for what? TWO?!
D T-2: I'm only asking for five or ten reviews per chapter update, depends on what mood I'm in...
Seto: And I'm sure everyone wants to know what I've got in store for lesson 11.
D T-2: YEAH!! They're gonna love it! Tee-hee... But I might not update during the next month or so 'cus I'm making my entry for Tokyopop's 3rd Rising Stars of Manga contest! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
Seto: ANYWAY, we ARE open for questions. So ask what you want, we're bound to answer them. Most likely. And, no; if you did eat ice-cream from lesson five you shouldn't lose your sexy figure-- unless you had an entire gallon. But hopefully, you people KNEW better than to do that.
__________________________________________________________________________________________
Lesson 9: Coming Up With Original Insults
Hopefully you've taken the liberty to come up with insulting commenmts on your own instead of copying me exactly. It's very important to have your own unique way of getting the better of others. My way is rather complicated and involves actual brainpower. "E = Mc squared" and all that whatnot. It's easy for me because I do well in math and science (and all my other subjects) and serves its purpose when it comes to defragmenting holographically enhanced electronic 3-dimmensional imaging. I also use my extreme wealth to stay on the up-side of situations.
But let's say you aren't like that and your best subject is not complicated formulas and is actually in the phisically active world of sports or whatever. What you need to do is view dissing as the game you're best in or whatever you're best in. Soccer, for example. Your target/opponent/victim is the goalie and you're trying to shoot the goal (the insult). Use the "strategies" from previous lessons to approach your opponent and execute the score. That's simpler thinking, isn't it?
Now the actual insults could be simple or complicated, whichever you prefer. Another thing you need to decide upon when choosing the insult is if you want your target to understand the insult and get angry, or left in the dark to ponder your words (as with "bletherospams"). Either way, it's fun to see the look on their face!
I don't think I should tell what you should base the dissing on, because I already told you. Appearence, actions, and responses are some of the things you can use to your advantage. But be sure to take the proper initiative and be cautious as I've told you. But if they're ugly it's really hard not to say anything.
Excersize: Hang low and watch how other people insult others, and what the response was according to the variable data. But if you're approached by someone, act accordingly or deny it and tell them to mind their own business and/or bug off.