D T-2: ARIGATO for all the reviews! **Murazaki gets cookie for review #50** And Bo gets an apple!
Seto: You're giving her HORSE a response. You are wasting my time. You're almost not worth it.
D T-2: NANI?!! I've got BLACKMAIL pics of you and I'm NOT afraid to use them!!
Seto: What pics?
D T-2: The one of you in a peacock costume AND the one of you in a pink puffy dress!
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!
D T-2: Because I'm evil. And as for the questions...
friend of no one: Quizilla really needs to fix that -_-+ And that threat doesn't bother me at all, I actually like it! As for the dictionary situation... lemme see, I will include that in a lesson somewhere, but you can always use a MEDICAL dictionary or a dictionary of a different language. But if you can't get one, fear not. Bluffing futher knowledge and GETTING further knowledge are coming!
Silent Angel Dark Night: o.O Your Seto's just fine, but I'll keep mine. Say hi to Nyokina and Ryokina for me!
Jessica Messanger of the Devil: I GOT REVIEWS FROM YOU!!! OMG!! Anyway, I think I'll keep the title (maybe lemmethink), cuz it's about dissing people, as opposed to squirrels or something. Or I could change it... And yes it's true, I've been giving you free advertising.
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Lesson Ten: Blackmailing
By far, this is as important as knowing who to diss and when. Blackmailing is a very handy tool when you want something that's just out of your reach, so to speak. Thsi first part is how to blackmail, which is useless unless you know how on who.
The first thing is who. Say that the president of another company won't give you what you want (the "who"). What you need to do is find out everything you can aboput that person; what they did, when they did it, who they're with, if they've been arrested, what their former occupation was, if they're married or have a gf/bf or both, where they went to school, where they hang out, so on and so forth, EVERYTHING. Then you go over all of the information and if there is anything that they wouldn't want to be made public, you hold that against them. If they still won't give up keep holding more against him until he does finally give in. But if there is STILL a problem, make a paper trail to them for selling/buying illegal drugs and turn them in.
Now lessay someone wants to blackmail YOU. This is not good. A way to keep from being blackmailed is to keep your past a COMPLETE secret. If you can, have all your papers destroyed, except for birth certificate (unless you were adopted), recent health record, recent dental record, and all insurances. Don't let personal and private information leak out, so don't talk about it and don't write it down anywhere. And don't have any siblings or family members talk about it either. Keep on the safe side.
You've taken all the steps mentioned, but someone STILL is able to blackmail you [such as a dead kid your age but younger who is trapped in a virtual reality world kidnaps you for your company and sibling]. First of all, keep a cool head. Then you need to know what it is they are threatening (what they want), and what they're using. Then erease all possibilities of that particular fact, and report them to the police for trying to blackmail you falsely with a made-up speculation. Then they get in trouble and you are free. If you have any more trouble, you're probably an idiot so go to the police and file a report that someone's blackmailing you. Unless that's something you don't want the police to know either, then I certainly don't want to know and you're on your own.
If you have a question or a circumstance about junk like this or stuff we've gone over, you can E-mail Death T-2 and she'll tell you in my place. Why would I give you my address?
Excersize: Try [fake] blackmailing a loval goverman. Get the loadown on him/her and act like you actually ARE blackmailing him, but actually aren't. Don't let anyone know that you're practicing this, though. In fact, it's probably best that you destroy the evidence when you're done, and keep it locked away till you are. Or you could (easily) blackmail Joey (in the dorky outfits, goblin AND dog).
Seto's Guide to Dissing People Test #2 will be posted just before lesson eleven is posted.
D T-2: OR IF I KNEW HOW TO SEND A LINK I WOULD SEND YOU A LINK, BUT SETO IS BEING A BUTT AND NOT TELLING ME. SOMEONE, TELL ME!!!!!! ANYONE!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!
Seto: You're giving her HORSE a response. You are wasting my time. You're almost not worth it.
D T-2: NANI?!! I've got BLACKMAIL pics of you and I'm NOT afraid to use them!!
Seto: What pics?
D T-2: The one of you in a peacock costume AND the one of you in a pink puffy dress!
Seto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!
D T-2: Because I'm evil. And as for the questions...
friend of no one: Quizilla really needs to fix that -_-+ And that threat doesn't bother me at all, I actually like it! As for the dictionary situation... lemme see, I will include that in a lesson somewhere, but you can always use a MEDICAL dictionary or a dictionary of a different language. But if you can't get one, fear not. Bluffing futher knowledge and GETTING further knowledge are coming!
Silent Angel Dark Night: o.O Your Seto's just fine, but I'll keep mine. Say hi to Nyokina and Ryokina for me!
Jessica Messanger of the Devil: I GOT REVIEWS FROM YOU!!! OMG!! Anyway, I think I'll keep the title (maybe lemmethink), cuz it's about dissing people, as opposed to squirrels or something. Or I could change it... And yes it's true, I've been giving you free advertising.
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Lesson Ten: Blackmailing
By far, this is as important as knowing who to diss and when. Blackmailing is a very handy tool when you want something that's just out of your reach, so to speak. Thsi first part is how to blackmail, which is useless unless you know how on who.
The first thing is who. Say that the president of another company won't give you what you want (the "who"). What you need to do is find out everything you can aboput that person; what they did, when they did it, who they're with, if they've been arrested, what their former occupation was, if they're married or have a gf/bf or both, where they went to school, where they hang out, so on and so forth, EVERYTHING. Then you go over all of the information and if there is anything that they wouldn't want to be made public, you hold that against them. If they still won't give up keep holding more against him until he does finally give in. But if there is STILL a problem, make a paper trail to them for selling/buying illegal drugs and turn them in.
Now lessay someone wants to blackmail YOU. This is not good. A way to keep from being blackmailed is to keep your past a COMPLETE secret. If you can, have all your papers destroyed, except for birth certificate (unless you were adopted), recent health record, recent dental record, and all insurances. Don't let personal and private information leak out, so don't talk about it and don't write it down anywhere. And don't have any siblings or family members talk about it either. Keep on the safe side.
You've taken all the steps mentioned, but someone STILL is able to blackmail you [such as a dead kid your age but younger who is trapped in a virtual reality world kidnaps you for your company and sibling]. First of all, keep a cool head. Then you need to know what it is they are threatening (what they want), and what they're using. Then erease all possibilities of that particular fact, and report them to the police for trying to blackmail you falsely with a made-up speculation. Then they get in trouble and you are free. If you have any more trouble, you're probably an idiot so go to the police and file a report that someone's blackmailing you. Unless that's something you don't want the police to know either, then I certainly don't want to know and you're on your own.
If you have a question or a circumstance about junk like this or stuff we've gone over, you can E-mail Death T-2 and she'll tell you in my place. Why would I give you my address?
Excersize: Try [fake] blackmailing a loval goverman. Get the loadown on him/her and act like you actually ARE blackmailing him, but actually aren't. Don't let anyone know that you're practicing this, though. In fact, it's probably best that you destroy the evidence when you're done, and keep it locked away till you are. Or you could (easily) blackmail Joey (in the dorky outfits, goblin AND dog).
Seto's Guide to Dissing People Test #2 will be posted just before lesson eleven is posted.
D T-2: OR IF I KNEW HOW TO SEND A LINK I WOULD SEND YOU A LINK, BUT SETO IS BEING A BUTT AND NOT TELLING ME. SOMEONE, TELL ME!!!!!! ANYONE!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!!!!