D T-2: You're so kind. All of you are. Really. I try to do these things in
school, but it's hard cuz I act like Yami Bakura alot, which has gotten me
into
trouble. THEY WANTED TO SEND ME TO COUNSELING! w
Seto: I told you not to do "the bat" to that cheerleader!
D T-2: Gomen, oh great ruler of my every sentrifical movement. -_-,, The masses make me angry. And I'm bipolar. grrrrrr...
Seto: As for replying goes;
manga-nut: Assuming that not many people are adopted by insane super- rich middle-agers and scarred to the point of "murder" (He was too stupid to jump out the window on his own. He kept missing), I gave the best way of getting to the top.
friend of none: Have you not heard of "made-up phrases"? Last week D T-2 made the completely fantastic saying "initial square roots of irregular subatomic particles". Can't you?
D T-2: SUTAFU! Don't discourage the resources!
Seto: ........ Your friend has GOT to stop telling you about things like "stafu".
D T-2: ,,,_+++ {(A little note about myself; I can't do right-out insulting cuz I usually burst out laghing at the most crucial moment, so I hafta use big, long words to insult. It's fun to see the idiotic looks...)} ____________________________________________________________________________ ____ Lesson Eleven: Further Knowledge , part 1
For getting knowledge, you can use; A) the library B) internet C) useful television programs D) the news E) aquantences in higher positions than yourself (such as a governman) F) newspapers
Then drill the crud out of them to get as much information as you can. But be sure you catch what they're saying. And you might want to take notes. Easy and simple, ne? , part 2
For bluffing knowledge, as I said above, you can make suff up by putting big and complicated words together. It could be completely nonexistant, but try to plug in a meaning
Ex.: "initial square roots of irregular subatomic particles" = take a subatomic particle with an abnormal makeup pattern(s) and find the square root of the basic mass of that atom devided by the number of particles.
It sounds like it should be in rocket science, doesn't it? To make a large phrase or sentence like that, look in your science textbooks. If you don't have a science textbook or want to say something having nothing to do with science, get out your dictionary. Here's the formula:
~~1. Look up a large noun (subject) then complicated verb (verb) then a few more large nouns and adjectives and some adverbs (the rest). Now put it all together so that it makes sense (at least halfway).
Ex.: Maser devices tried to collimate your cerebral cortex, because the conceptual idea is an aliphatic presumtion to your incongruous erudition. Though I believe their mission was concluded in failure.
EXTREMELY SIMPLIFIED TRANSLATION via Death T-2 Expensive scientific things tried to allain your brain, because the idea is an organic presumtion to your ridiculous knowledge. I think the procedure failed.
EXTREMELY SIMPLIFIED SIMPLIFIED TRANSLATION via Death T-2 Stuff tried to make you smart, because it was assumed you are and idiot. But it didn't work. YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT.
I use these all the time because A) Joey's got no clue, B) it's fun to say, C) it's even more fun to see the confused look on the insult recipiant's face, and D) it points out how stupid today's society is getting and that a select few are truly smart.
As for making up a completely non-existant thing, put your grey matter to good use and think constructively. Try to make evrything sound enigmatic, you can even use make-believe words or really old words such as "erst", "Erebus", "octavo", and "zarf" (an actual word). Never use cheesey compounds like "imagician", "guitarzan", or even a dumb name like "Darcian" [I overheard Yugi calling his card that name. I was employing lesson ten at the time.].
Exercise: Go take the test. Or if you can't get to it ask Death T-2 for a link (she's starting a mailing list for that). Now go all out and use your dictionary, the library, and most importantly you brain. And provide resources on your way out (she told me to say that). Record yourself saying big sentences, and redo it until you can feel the cruelty in the tape. But don't make it heartless— heartless and cruel are two VERY different things. Cruelty is meanness; heartless is "I don't give a rat's carcass so I have nothing to say to anyone about anything in a positive manner."
Seto: I told you not to do "the bat" to that cheerleader!
D T-2: Gomen, oh great ruler of my every sentrifical movement. -_-,, The masses make me angry. And I'm bipolar. grrrrrr...
Seto: As for replying goes;
manga-nut: Assuming that not many people are adopted by insane super- rich middle-agers and scarred to the point of "murder" (He was too stupid to jump out the window on his own. He kept missing), I gave the best way of getting to the top.
friend of none: Have you not heard of "made-up phrases"? Last week D T-2 made the completely fantastic saying "initial square roots of irregular subatomic particles". Can't you?
D T-2: SUTAFU! Don't discourage the resources!
Seto: ........ Your friend has GOT to stop telling you about things like "stafu".
D T-2: ,,,_+++ {(A little note about myself; I can't do right-out insulting cuz I usually burst out laghing at the most crucial moment, so I hafta use big, long words to insult. It's fun to see the idiotic looks...)} ____________________________________________________________________________ ____ Lesson Eleven: Further Knowledge , part 1
For getting knowledge, you can use; A) the library B) internet C) useful television programs D) the news E) aquantences in higher positions than yourself (such as a governman) F) newspapers
Then drill the crud out of them to get as much information as you can. But be sure you catch what they're saying. And you might want to take notes. Easy and simple, ne? , part 2
For bluffing knowledge, as I said above, you can make suff up by putting big and complicated words together. It could be completely nonexistant, but try to plug in a meaning
Ex.: "initial square roots of irregular subatomic particles" = take a subatomic particle with an abnormal makeup pattern(s) and find the square root of the basic mass of that atom devided by the number of particles.
It sounds like it should be in rocket science, doesn't it? To make a large phrase or sentence like that, look in your science textbooks. If you don't have a science textbook or want to say something having nothing to do with science, get out your dictionary. Here's the formula:
~~1. Look up a large noun (subject) then complicated verb (verb) then a few more large nouns and adjectives and some adverbs (the rest). Now put it all together so that it makes sense (at least halfway).
Ex.: Maser devices tried to collimate your cerebral cortex, because the conceptual idea is an aliphatic presumtion to your incongruous erudition. Though I believe their mission was concluded in failure.
EXTREMELY SIMPLIFIED TRANSLATION via Death T-2 Expensive scientific things tried to allain your brain, because the idea is an organic presumtion to your ridiculous knowledge. I think the procedure failed.
EXTREMELY SIMPLIFIED SIMPLIFIED TRANSLATION via Death T-2 Stuff tried to make you smart, because it was assumed you are and idiot. But it didn't work. YOU'RE STILL AN IDIOT.
I use these all the time because A) Joey's got no clue, B) it's fun to say, C) it's even more fun to see the confused look on the insult recipiant's face, and D) it points out how stupid today's society is getting and that a select few are truly smart.
As for making up a completely non-existant thing, put your grey matter to good use and think constructively. Try to make evrything sound enigmatic, you can even use make-believe words or really old words such as "erst", "Erebus", "octavo", and "zarf" (an actual word). Never use cheesey compounds like "imagician", "guitarzan", or even a dumb name like "Darcian" [I overheard Yugi calling his card that name. I was employing lesson ten at the time.].
Exercise: Go take the test. Or if you can't get to it ask Death T-2 for a link (she's starting a mailing list for that). Now go all out and use your dictionary, the library, and most importantly you brain. And provide resources on your way out (she told me to say that). Record yourself saying big sentences, and redo it until you can feel the cruelty in the tape. But don't make it heartless— heartless and cruel are two VERY different things. Cruelty is meanness; heartless is "I don't give a rat's carcass so I have nothing to say to anyone about anything in a positive manner."