Yep, yep, this is the 4th chapter of Draco…Man! It's fun making fun of
Draco on here…but he's pretty cool…I've grown to like him now…but Harry
Potter still rulz man!!!
Okay, on forth to the chapter…
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Chapter 4- "But…"
"Hullo and welcome to like, Potions! We're going to like, have TONS of fun here! Give me like a P! O! T! I! O! N! S! Gooooooo Potions! I'm like, Professor Snape and you'll like just LOVE me!" The pale, dreary looking Snape bursts into gay giggles.
[hey, who said Snape couldn't be disgustingly perky??? He's still creepy though…^^]
Draco was aghast. He heard about Professor Snape from his dad….but he didn't expect Snape to be like this!
"Well like, today we'll be like choosing partners and a spot along the sides the classroom to do our experiments! Then to start like getting to know each other in the class! So, go for it magical people!"
The Slytherin and Gryffindor students in Potions were just TERRIFIED by their too cheery Professor who definitely did not look like those types. They sat in their seats like tombstones until the teacher encouraged them one more time to get up and start mingling.
"Well, like go people!"
Harry Potter got out of his chair first. "Come on, Ron! That space over there!"
Other fellow Hogwarts classmates followed his lead.
Draco grumbled to himself, 'Why always Potter?'
Then he quickly realized he could ask Hermione who didn't seem to have a partner yet.
"Cough cough, erm, excuse me, Hermione, but do you have a partner yet?"
"Not yet. Why?"
"Well, do you want to be partners?"
"Sure, why not."
'YES! One point for Draco Malfoy!' Draco was happy. (Obviously, you can tell that.)
*
So they chose a spot in corner and when everyone was settled, Prof. Snape started to speak again.
"Yes, we are like so cool! We've---" Snape fell down suddenly and silence followed by students wondering what happened to their Professor.
Snapes's pale hands first came up and gripped on the desk he was behind. He grunted and came up slowly and then brushed himself off. He saw his students staring at him.
"What?! Can't a person fall? Gryffindors! 15 points away!" Snape was back to what seemed to the students his normal self, for it matched his cruel looking looks.
"Now who said to get up from your seats? GET BACK INTO THEM NOW!!!" Snape roared at the Slytherins and Gryffindors.
"You! Harry Potter…yes! You must've gotten them to get up and move, eh?"
"Wh-what? I did not sir, and you told us to get a partner and a lab spot!"
"He's a liar sir," Draco butted in. "Harry Potter was the one who got up and started making other students move."
Snape looked at Draco with satisfaction and looked at Harry with a frown.
"Is that so Potter? You, being famous and all, think you can control your fellow mates now?"
"N-no sir! That's not tr—"
"Silence! 10 points taken away from Gryffindor for Potter lying!"
Draco smirked to himself. 'H-yeah, just my day going well."
"You students are to understand that LYING is not allowed in here, and should not be allowed on the Hogwarts campus! Under my rule here in this room, you are to OBEY me and not disrupt me at all! If you lose more than 30 points, you will not be able to go to the Halloween feast dance! Now…let's start our Potions. First off, I will be ASSIGNING partners for you students!"
The students grumbled and moaned to themselves.
"Harry! With Neville!" Harry looked at Ron and shrugged his shoulders in "oh well~"
"Ron! With Goyle!" Ron rolled his eyes and muttered to himself in unhappiness.
"Hermione! With Draco!" Draco looked back to her smiling and saw she didn't look very pleased.
'What did I do?' Draco thought to himself, thinking why she wasn't smiling back.
And so the list of partners continued and done and another list continued of assigned spots to go experiment and that was done.
"Today, we will be making a potion of a cure for cuts on our fingers to go away in an instant. One partner from each pair grab the ingredients I hand out to you and the other grab the cups and cauldrons."
*
There were BOOMs from Harry's spot because of Neville being reckless and a feeling of fear from Ron because of gigantic Goyle. Draco's spot…well, Draco was trying to relieve the tension…
"Hand me the ginger root and rat nails please," Hermione said stiffly.
Draco looked at her and wondered why she was acting very stiff to him now.
"Excuse me, I said to hand the root and nails?"
"Oh, um yeah right. Here you go."
"Thank you."
Silence.
"Hey…are you in any chance, mad at me?"
Silence. [well, except the sounds of clinking and splashing from the cups and cauldrons]
"Hermione?"
"What?"
"Are you?
"You didn't have to get Harry in trouble like that. And we Gryffindors didn't do anything wrong either. You Slytherins were in a part of it too, but didn't lose any points." She said quietly.
"Oh…sorry about the losing points thing…I didn't mean to, you know."
Hermione's mouth was still tight-lipped.
"Now the lizard tails."
Draco handed the tails to her.
Ploink. Splash~ The cauldron started to turn an orange. [think Halloween…]
That reminded Draco of something. "I hope you forgive me…"
He thought to himself now, "Even though I didn't do anything really…"
Hermione kind of relaxed her lip into a small smile. "Mm…okay, but don't do that again."
"Sure! Now will you go to the Halloween Dance with me???"
'Oh man! Smart move, Draco!' Draco thought to himself in a groan of how stupid he was to say that so bluntly.
Hermione looked at him strange. "You sure are weird Draco…But…"
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Aggh, gosh! I can't write anymore! It's getting even stupider!!!!!!! And I couldn't help but make fun of Snape on here! Man! What if Snape WAS really like that? Oh gosh, it'll be terrible horrifying and gruesome, hee~!
Okay, on forth to the chapter…
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Chapter 4- "But…"
"Hullo and welcome to like, Potions! We're going to like, have TONS of fun here! Give me like a P! O! T! I! O! N! S! Gooooooo Potions! I'm like, Professor Snape and you'll like just LOVE me!" The pale, dreary looking Snape bursts into gay giggles.
[hey, who said Snape couldn't be disgustingly perky??? He's still creepy though…^^]
Draco was aghast. He heard about Professor Snape from his dad….but he didn't expect Snape to be like this!
"Well like, today we'll be like choosing partners and a spot along the sides the classroom to do our experiments! Then to start like getting to know each other in the class! So, go for it magical people!"
The Slytherin and Gryffindor students in Potions were just TERRIFIED by their too cheery Professor who definitely did not look like those types. They sat in their seats like tombstones until the teacher encouraged them one more time to get up and start mingling.
"Well, like go people!"
Harry Potter got out of his chair first. "Come on, Ron! That space over there!"
Other fellow Hogwarts classmates followed his lead.
Draco grumbled to himself, 'Why always Potter?'
Then he quickly realized he could ask Hermione who didn't seem to have a partner yet.
"Cough cough, erm, excuse me, Hermione, but do you have a partner yet?"
"Not yet. Why?"
"Well, do you want to be partners?"
"Sure, why not."
'YES! One point for Draco Malfoy!' Draco was happy. (Obviously, you can tell that.)
*
So they chose a spot in corner and when everyone was settled, Prof. Snape started to speak again.
"Yes, we are like so cool! We've---" Snape fell down suddenly and silence followed by students wondering what happened to their Professor.
Snapes's pale hands first came up and gripped on the desk he was behind. He grunted and came up slowly and then brushed himself off. He saw his students staring at him.
"What?! Can't a person fall? Gryffindors! 15 points away!" Snape was back to what seemed to the students his normal self, for it matched his cruel looking looks.
"Now who said to get up from your seats? GET BACK INTO THEM NOW!!!" Snape roared at the Slytherins and Gryffindors.
"You! Harry Potter…yes! You must've gotten them to get up and move, eh?"
"Wh-what? I did not sir, and you told us to get a partner and a lab spot!"
"He's a liar sir," Draco butted in. "Harry Potter was the one who got up and started making other students move."
Snape looked at Draco with satisfaction and looked at Harry with a frown.
"Is that so Potter? You, being famous and all, think you can control your fellow mates now?"
"N-no sir! That's not tr—"
"Silence! 10 points taken away from Gryffindor for Potter lying!"
Draco smirked to himself. 'H-yeah, just my day going well."
"You students are to understand that LYING is not allowed in here, and should not be allowed on the Hogwarts campus! Under my rule here in this room, you are to OBEY me and not disrupt me at all! If you lose more than 30 points, you will not be able to go to the Halloween feast dance! Now…let's start our Potions. First off, I will be ASSIGNING partners for you students!"
The students grumbled and moaned to themselves.
"Harry! With Neville!" Harry looked at Ron and shrugged his shoulders in "oh well~"
"Ron! With Goyle!" Ron rolled his eyes and muttered to himself in unhappiness.
"Hermione! With Draco!" Draco looked back to her smiling and saw she didn't look very pleased.
'What did I do?' Draco thought to himself, thinking why she wasn't smiling back.
And so the list of partners continued and done and another list continued of assigned spots to go experiment and that was done.
"Today, we will be making a potion of a cure for cuts on our fingers to go away in an instant. One partner from each pair grab the ingredients I hand out to you and the other grab the cups and cauldrons."
*
There were BOOMs from Harry's spot because of Neville being reckless and a feeling of fear from Ron because of gigantic Goyle. Draco's spot…well, Draco was trying to relieve the tension…
"Hand me the ginger root and rat nails please," Hermione said stiffly.
Draco looked at her and wondered why she was acting very stiff to him now.
"Excuse me, I said to hand the root and nails?"
"Oh, um yeah right. Here you go."
"Thank you."
Silence.
"Hey…are you in any chance, mad at me?"
Silence. [well, except the sounds of clinking and splashing from the cups and cauldrons]
"Hermione?"
"What?"
"Are you?
"You didn't have to get Harry in trouble like that. And we Gryffindors didn't do anything wrong either. You Slytherins were in a part of it too, but didn't lose any points." She said quietly.
"Oh…sorry about the losing points thing…I didn't mean to, you know."
Hermione's mouth was still tight-lipped.
"Now the lizard tails."
Draco handed the tails to her.
Ploink. Splash~ The cauldron started to turn an orange. [think Halloween…]
That reminded Draco of something. "I hope you forgive me…"
He thought to himself now, "Even though I didn't do anything really…"
Hermione kind of relaxed her lip into a small smile. "Mm…okay, but don't do that again."
"Sure! Now will you go to the Halloween Dance with me???"
'Oh man! Smart move, Draco!' Draco thought to himself in a groan of how stupid he was to say that so bluntly.
Hermione looked at him strange. "You sure are weird Draco…But…"
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Aggh, gosh! I can't write anymore! It's getting even stupider!!!!!!! And I couldn't help but make fun of Snape on here! Man! What if Snape WAS really like that? Oh gosh, it'll be terrible horrifying and gruesome, hee~!