Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro.

"Sasha, sasha, sasha."

Sparkle quietly makes her way to Bijou's cage. She takes a small bottle of super glue out of a little handbag.

"Ha! Bijou won't be able to dance with Hamtaro tomorrow because she will be in her super-glued-shut-cage!" Sparkle says to herself.

"Umm…Sparkle? 'Eez zat you?" A voice whispers.

"Hi, Bijou! (Darn it!)"

"Vat are you doing 'ere?"

"I'm, uh, just wondering how you are!"

"At (looks at her little ham-ham clock) three in zee morning?"

"Well it was urgent! You must feel well for tomorrow! You have a date for goodness sake!"

"Well, I guess your right."

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Meanwhile the boys have snuck out of their cages and are having a party. It is going to get weird ladies and gentle-hams!

"So, Hamtaro, buddy, how about you tell Bijou that you don't want to go to the dance with her, and then you suggest me to her?" asked Boss.

"Why would I do that?" replied Hamtaro.

"Here, guys!" exclaimed Howdy.

"What the hell is that? Is that a warm barrel?" questioned Maxwell.

"Well what 'd ya expect! It's sapposed ta be warm! It's Saki!" yelled Howdy with glee!

"What do we need Saki for?"

"What do we need Saki for? What do we need Saki for!? A party isn't a party without it, Dexter!" (Howdy)

"Yo, Dudes, this is sweet!" Stan exclaimed.

"Yeah! It's a party now!" smiled Boss as he pulled up a seat and grabbed a cup of Saki.

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5 minutes and 15 BAC levels later. (BAC Blood Alcohol Concentration)

Maxwell is laughing hysterically.

" And then, and then, and then he, he says to me 'Where's the toe?' (laughs retardedly)"

"Wow, man. Maxwell is wasted. Look a bunny rabbit. Hop, hop, hop, hop…Stan is imitating a rabbit. He is just jumping up and down like he was on a pogo stick. And folks, there is no rabbit in the room.

"(burp) My name is Cookie. I like eggs. I also like pie. Pie is good. When I eat pie, I feel really good about myself. It makes me feel pretty." Boss is now wobbling around with pie.

"bus ith a funie un" mumbled Oxnard.

"What was that, man? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Lookit that silly monkey! He's dancin' in the window." Stan points to, not a window cause there is none, a vase.

"bus ith a funie un" Oxnard repeated.

" You know what I think? I think that Oxnard said that Boss is funny." Said Hamtaro.

"You can unda'stan' 'im? WOW! HAROLD'S A GENIUS! " Maxwell is now drooling all over himself.

"Whoo-hoo! You know what? There is this thing on my stomach and I don't know what it is. What is it?" asked Cappy.

"I don't really know. I but I have one, too." Stated Dexter.

The question goes around the room until everyone says that they have one too.

"Lemme poke it." Says Hamtaro. He then sticks his finger in his belly button. "It's like a little hole…"

"Ew! Don't like do that you thilly goose!" Maxwell says with a lisp.

"No! Stay here with me! You can't go, Barney! NO!!!!!!!! I want to see that spinney rainbow thing again!" (Stan)

"I think we all need to eat something." Says Jingle.

"tha sunds lec a gud dea" Oxnard mumbles again.

"What?"

"I think that he says that sounds like a good idea." States Hamtaro.

"I'M TELLIN' YA PEOPLE! THIS GUY IS REALLY SMART! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SMART HE IS! O-M-G!" (Maxwell)

"That's simply why I suggested it." (Jingle)

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"So then I said to her…" Sparkle is ranting. She has been for an hour.

Bijou is frequently mumbling "Ah-huh. Ah-huh." But she doesn't stop. She just keeps talking and talking about pointless crap! Bijou falls over asleep.

" Yes! Now I can finish my work!"

Sparkle goes over to the cage door and opens it. She takes all of Bijou's ribbons, even the one's in her hair. She replaces her makeup with some charcoal. She takes a marker to Bijou's face and get's out of the cage. She superglues it shut

As Sparkle is going home she adds, "Ha! Now nothing can go wrong! What a perfect night it is! A deed is indeed done! 3" (evil laughter)