Disclaimer: I own like, no Hamtaro characters. Except the exception for
about two which belong to my cousin.
It is Valentines morning.
"Well, Bijou! I have to go now or I'll be late!" Maria explains as she hurriedly slips a treat through the cage bars and goes out the door.
"Au revoir, Maria!" yawned Bijou.
Bijou retrieves the treat. She will give to Hamtaro. It was one of those LM Little Kisses Small Animal treats. The fruit kind. It's a little wafer cylinder with a hole through the middle with white cream in it. She collected all three flavors to give to Hamtaro today. Banana, blueberry, and strawberry. He was going to love them!
She gathers the treats and tries to open the cage door. It is stuck. Damn it! Stupid fucking door! Open! Open, damn-it-all!! She was gonna put the treats out there while she got ready but I guess it will have to wait! The door felt like jamming! She puts the treats down and goes into her pink plastic house.
"I guess I have to get ready!" exclaimed Bijou. "Hm? I though I put the ribbons I was going to wear today right here! Oh well. Maybe I dreamed it up!"
She opens her ribbon box and sees nothing but two different ribbons. Green and pink both with yellow polka-spots.
"I can't wear these! They don't match! I'll look like kid dressed in their best clothes in the late 1980's and early 1990's! GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She put them on any way, because she has nothing else and the bedding chips are to short. She gets out her make up. She puts it on and looks into her compact mirror.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell! Now I look like a chimneysweeper from the late 1980's and early 1990's! Damn it!!!!!! Is that a marker circle around my eye!!!!!!!!!!"
Bijou is pissed now.
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"Morning' Hamtaro!" yelled Laura. "It's Valentines Day! Gotta go bye!"
"Bye Laura!" said Hamtaro. "I have a dance to go to!"
He goes back in his plastic house and gets out some ribbons. They are shiny new blue ones. He bought them off Howdy the other day. He put them in a box and leaves for the clubhouse.
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Everyone is at the clubhouse except Bijou. They are doing some last minute things. They food is being put out and Oxnard is being chained up until the party starts. Sparkle has been near Hamtaro the whole time, buttering him up.
"Where is Bijou?" asked Hamtaro.
"She told me to tell everyone, especially you, that she wasn't feeling well and couldn't make it." stated Sparkle.
"Aww . . . . . ." Everyone sighs.
"But we should have fun anyway cause that's what Bijou would have wanted!" (Sparkle)
"I guess that would be correct." said Panda.
"Bijou isn't here, so she won't be Hamtaro's date, I fear!" rhymed Jingle.
"That is absolutely right, Jingle! Maybe I should go and accompany her this evening so she doesn't get lonely! :)" Boss said happily.
"NO! I mean um, no. You can't do that Boss she wants to be alone." Sparkle lied.
"Are you sure?"
"Positive! Told me herself cause she knew that her handsome Boss would want to go see her!" LIED Sparkle.
"Well I guess I will take someone else!" said Hamtaro.
"I guess you will! Who will you take?" (Sparkle)
"I guess I'll take you. There really is no one else." (Hamtaro)
"YES! IN YOUR FACE, BIJOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone stares at her.
"Um, ha ha! Just kidding!"
I am having a big writers block. I need to get this back to a normal Hamtaro story. Get more like the show again. But the boys were wasted and I thought it would funny! I am going to change the title of this story to "Hamtaro's Hamtast Adventures". I will tell you this again for a few more chapters so this stories fans will know how to find it. It still has "Hamtast" in it so I guess that helps. Or just put me on your Author favorites list and find it later. Cause if this is on your Favorite Stories List I don't think you could get to it cause the name will be changed. Just wanted to say that. All right! Good night people! I sleep now! This has been a part of my New Chapter Day/Night.
It is Valentines morning.
"Well, Bijou! I have to go now or I'll be late!" Maria explains as she hurriedly slips a treat through the cage bars and goes out the door.
"Au revoir, Maria!" yawned Bijou.
Bijou retrieves the treat. She will give to Hamtaro. It was one of those LM Little Kisses Small Animal treats. The fruit kind. It's a little wafer cylinder with a hole through the middle with white cream in it. She collected all three flavors to give to Hamtaro today. Banana, blueberry, and strawberry. He was going to love them!
She gathers the treats and tries to open the cage door. It is stuck. Damn it! Stupid fucking door! Open! Open, damn-it-all!! She was gonna put the treats out there while she got ready but I guess it will have to wait! The door felt like jamming! She puts the treats down and goes into her pink plastic house.
"I guess I have to get ready!" exclaimed Bijou. "Hm? I though I put the ribbons I was going to wear today right here! Oh well. Maybe I dreamed it up!"
She opens her ribbon box and sees nothing but two different ribbons. Green and pink both with yellow polka-spots.
"I can't wear these! They don't match! I'll look like kid dressed in their best clothes in the late 1980's and early 1990's! GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She put them on any way, because she has nothing else and the bedding chips are to short. She gets out her make up. She puts it on and looks into her compact mirror.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell! Now I look like a chimneysweeper from the late 1980's and early 1990's! Damn it!!!!!! Is that a marker circle around my eye!!!!!!!!!!"
Bijou is pissed now.
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"Morning' Hamtaro!" yelled Laura. "It's Valentines Day! Gotta go bye!"
"Bye Laura!" said Hamtaro. "I have a dance to go to!"
He goes back in his plastic house and gets out some ribbons. They are shiny new blue ones. He bought them off Howdy the other day. He put them in a box and leaves for the clubhouse.
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Everyone is at the clubhouse except Bijou. They are doing some last minute things. They food is being put out and Oxnard is being chained up until the party starts. Sparkle has been near Hamtaro the whole time, buttering him up.
"Where is Bijou?" asked Hamtaro.
"She told me to tell everyone, especially you, that she wasn't feeling well and couldn't make it." stated Sparkle.
"Aww . . . . . ." Everyone sighs.
"But we should have fun anyway cause that's what Bijou would have wanted!" (Sparkle)
"I guess that would be correct." said Panda.
"Bijou isn't here, so she won't be Hamtaro's date, I fear!" rhymed Jingle.
"That is absolutely right, Jingle! Maybe I should go and accompany her this evening so she doesn't get lonely! :)" Boss said happily.
"NO! I mean um, no. You can't do that Boss she wants to be alone." Sparkle lied.
"Are you sure?"
"Positive! Told me herself cause she knew that her handsome Boss would want to go see her!" LIED Sparkle.
"Well I guess I will take someone else!" said Hamtaro.
"I guess you will! Who will you take?" (Sparkle)
"I guess I'll take you. There really is no one else." (Hamtaro)
"YES! IN YOUR FACE, BIJOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone stares at her.
"Um, ha ha! Just kidding!"
I am having a big writers block. I need to get this back to a normal Hamtaro story. Get more like the show again. But the boys were wasted and I thought it would funny! I am going to change the title of this story to "Hamtaro's Hamtast Adventures". I will tell you this again for a few more chapters so this stories fans will know how to find it. It still has "Hamtast" in it so I guess that helps. Or just put me on your Author favorites list and find it later. Cause if this is on your Favorite Stories List I don't think you could get to it cause the name will be changed. Just wanted to say that. All right! Good night people! I sleep now! This has been a part of my New Chapter Day/Night.