AN/ ok guys, here's what you do. This story is a little bit of a
competition between me (Lamoo/Aury) and Leggie (ryan). Please read both
versions of this story and in your review... am assuming you will review of
course...Hint hint
Please say which story you thought was better.
VERSION ONE – BY LEGGIE.
REVENGE OF THE TRUCKINATOR
Legolas Greenleaf stood brushing his hair, whilst staring in the mirror. Little did he know of the trouble that was brewing in the deepest pit, in the darkest spot of Mordor.
The dark lord Sauron, had devised a creature more evil than the nazgul, more powerful than the troll, more darker than the shadow...
This creature was the Truckdor the Truckinator. A being created for one purpose, to rid the world of Legolas Greenleaf.
Legolas happily skipped across the road, when he heard a loud HONK he looked up to see a monstrous semi trailer standing staring at him.
"YOU MUST BE LEGOLAS" Honked the Truckinator. "Yes I am, who might you be?" asked Legolas, shaking his head, to show off his golden hair.
"I AM THE TRUCKINATOR, TIME TO DIE MWAHAHAHHAHAHA," said the Truckinator, half laughing half honking.
Legolas quickly drew an arrow and loosed it at the creature's chassis, but it just bounced off.
Legolas turned and started to run, BUT NO ONE OUTRUNS THE TRUCKINATOR. The Truckinator lowered itself onto its eighteen wheels and took off after the elf.
Soon Legolas fell over, with the truck looming over him, the elf cowered and yelled in a high-pitched voice. "Don't hurt me, Truckinator. I'm not really an elf"
Then Legolas proceeded to tell the story of how he was really just an ugly dwarf. To prove it, Legolas removed the rubber face and wig, that all matrix fans knew were fake, to reveal a hideously maimed face, with three eyeballs, lots of nose hair and a tie that resembled Mr. Sculthorpe's.
In the end they all lived happily ever after, Sauron was no longer after Legolas' blood for being prettier than he was. The Truckinator had saved the world from the evil FAKE, supposedly good looks that were Legolas's. And last but not least we come to Legolas, no one really knows what happened to the poor ugly dwarf, he was believed to have been captured by an angry mob of now ex-legolas fan girls, and locked up in a cage full of hungry ants, who ate off his legs.
The End.
Special Thanks: this book is dedicated to Aury, without her constant support of my legolas hating, I would never have written this best seller.
Please say which story you thought was better.
VERSION ONE – BY LEGGIE.
REVENGE OF THE TRUCKINATOR
Legolas Greenleaf stood brushing his hair, whilst staring in the mirror. Little did he know of the trouble that was brewing in the deepest pit, in the darkest spot of Mordor.
The dark lord Sauron, had devised a creature more evil than the nazgul, more powerful than the troll, more darker than the shadow...
This creature was the Truckdor the Truckinator. A being created for one purpose, to rid the world of Legolas Greenleaf.
Legolas happily skipped across the road, when he heard a loud HONK he looked up to see a monstrous semi trailer standing staring at him.
"YOU MUST BE LEGOLAS" Honked the Truckinator. "Yes I am, who might you be?" asked Legolas, shaking his head, to show off his golden hair.
"I AM THE TRUCKINATOR, TIME TO DIE MWAHAHAHHAHAHA," said the Truckinator, half laughing half honking.
Legolas quickly drew an arrow and loosed it at the creature's chassis, but it just bounced off.
Legolas turned and started to run, BUT NO ONE OUTRUNS THE TRUCKINATOR. The Truckinator lowered itself onto its eighteen wheels and took off after the elf.
Soon Legolas fell over, with the truck looming over him, the elf cowered and yelled in a high-pitched voice. "Don't hurt me, Truckinator. I'm not really an elf"
Then Legolas proceeded to tell the story of how he was really just an ugly dwarf. To prove it, Legolas removed the rubber face and wig, that all matrix fans knew were fake, to reveal a hideously maimed face, with three eyeballs, lots of nose hair and a tie that resembled Mr. Sculthorpe's.
In the end they all lived happily ever after, Sauron was no longer after Legolas' blood for being prettier than he was. The Truckinator had saved the world from the evil FAKE, supposedly good looks that were Legolas's. And last but not least we come to Legolas, no one really knows what happened to the poor ugly dwarf, he was believed to have been captured by an angry mob of now ex-legolas fan girls, and locked up in a cage full of hungry ants, who ate off his legs.
The End.
Special Thanks: this book is dedicated to Aury, without her constant support of my legolas hating, I would never have written this best seller.